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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Dear Diary.

September 2nd

Skipped class and spent the day with Chad. He said we should watch that new movie that came out so I followed him as we went to the cinema. But he tricked me and it was actually his apartment! Stacy won't believe me when I tell her, lol. He grabbed my hair and pushed me against the wall. I gave him a blowjob and let him cum down my throat, he called me a good girl as he slapped me :) I think this relationship is serious...

September 3rd

Gary told me he'd give me a ride home, so I went with him. He said he could see I was a bad girl and made me give him a blowjob. He's such a meanie. I hope he doesn't tell anyone!!!

September 4th

Chad hosed Lucy yesterday, that oval office doesn't get it he's MINE. I can't believe she would do that, Chad told me he loves me and to come to his apartment tonight. Lol, Lucy loving whore.

September 5th

So I went to Chad's appartment without underwear and with the dildo up my rear end like he ordered me to do, and omg there was Tyrone too with a camera. Chad told me to do whatever Tyrone orders me to do and that if I didn't he would beat my rear end, then he took some money from Tyrone. He's so hot when he's angry.. I couldn't say no, so Tyrone got his cock out (god, so big!!!) and hosed all my holes. I asked him to not post the pics and vids he took on the internet, and he promised he wouldn't.

September 6th

The pics and vids got out somehow :( Everyone is calling me a slut and hoe and no one wants to sit with me at lunch. Tyrone says it wasn't him, so it must have been a hacker like that loser that sits alone every day, i dont know his name. He creeps me out SO MUCH lol. Can you believe he talked to me today? I was crying and thinking how to get back Chad because he started loving Stacy (that whore lol, i love her) when this loser comes talk to me and asks if he can sit with me. LOL. I almost threw him my lunch in his face, maybe i'll report him for sexual harrasment like the last guy.

September 10th

Chad took me in again and we had rough sex, I have love marks all over my body <33 It hurts so bad but he's so sweet when we're in public.

September 17th

More guys are paying Chad to gently caress me, but i'll do it for him, he is the star of my world. I won't let anyone take him away from me :'(

September 20th

I was putting makeup on some love marks on my face that were black when this weirdo came and said I have a "beautiful smile", then asked if i want to go to the dance with him. Why am i always having to deal with creepy people? I pretended i didn't hear him and asked Tyrone to beat him up. Lol, Tyrone is a good guy, always helping those in need.

September 22nd

I couldn't stand up today after being hosed by everyone, i think my hand is broken. If only Lucy hadn't hosed Chad everything would be normal :( I love him so much. Chad went out with his friends so he said I had to stay here all day doing whatever these guys told me.

September 25th

Lucy has been dating Chad all this time, but he apologized and said we can give another go soon, if I make Stephanie send him nudes. Tyrone was selling my videos online, but he apologized and i forgave him, i know it wasn't on purpose. My hand is broken and it will take two months for it to heal.

October 9th - Reddit comment in relationships sub

"I know what you mean :( I've been in an abusive relationship and no one tells you that you're being hurt. Its not as easy as people think, there are no clues or hints that the relationship is toxic. Now i'm looking for a REAL man who won't judge me for what I did in the past, what's done is done!!! Where are the gentlemen? This world is rotten, i didn't do anything wrong"

October 10th

Dated Gary :) He said he loves me and filmed us as he hosed my rear end with a bottle, lol.

2020 - Tinder Profile

"Looking for a REAL gentleman, if you can't treat me like the princess I am, MOVE ON. I don't gently caress on the first date, if you aren't 6'2 or don't have your own car kys. "

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Me pretending to be a good poster pretending to be an Incel pretending to be a Stacey

Many levels here.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Me pretending to be a good poster pretending to be an Incel pretending to be a Stacey

Many levels here.

I'm gonna be open and direct with my feelings like a beta cuck.

You're a good poster.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ikanreed posted:

I'm gonna be open and direct with my feelings like a beta cuck.

You're a good poster.

TRAP SPRUNG NORMIE CUCK

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
[quote="“fruit on the bottom”" post="“477216477”"]
TRAP SPRUNG NORMIE CUCK


[/quote]

im so mad when people generalize, unless they're generalizing minorities then it's ok

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
lol most suicide bombers do so because they can't get laid

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Terroristcel

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cantaloupe posted:

lol most suicide bombers do so because they can't get laid

Oh so that's why they entice them with the "72 virgins in heaven" schtick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wamdoodle posted:

Oh so that's why they entice them with the "72 virgins in heaven" schtick

Yeah, and all of the virgins are incels.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Imagine you blow up yourself in a blaze of glory and then you get Elliot as one of your virgins

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
>tfw leftist but not a feminist cuck

feels bad, i would like to have leftists friends but i am not a feminist cuck and i hate sexual freedom, i support gay rights btw

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Furia posted:

Imagine you blow up yourself in a blaze of glory and then you get Elliot as one of your virgins

does this mean elliot is finally gonna score???

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

fruit on the bottom posted:

TRAP SPRUNG NORMIE CUCK



Islam's contribution to western society: Literally the entire basis of mathematics and science

Incel's contribution to western society: Schadenfreude

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fruit on the bottom posted:

>tfw leftist but not a feminist cuck

feels bad, i would like to have leftists friends but i am not a feminist cuck and i hate sexual freedom, i support gay rights btw

Only class of incel I actively hate.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Palpek posted:

People who'd like to kill themselves often don't have the guts to actually carry it out. This is more of a general depression thing.

Depression says "I don't want to live"

Anxiety says "I'm too frightened to die"

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Jollity Farm posted:

Depression says "I don't want to live"

Depression generally makes it hard to do anything, especially anything risky or major. And killing yourself is both of those.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

[++IMPORTANT++] they have banned rape simulations for sex robots at a brothel! We must fight back NOW!

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Women cannot "gently caress" men.

Females have started bringing up guys they have had sex, saying things like this: "Teehee, I met this really hot guy at the bar last night and hosed his brains out!". Any askreddit thread where some low tier normie asks questions about sex (He's not getting any, so why not hear about other people having sex?), a female will explain who she "hosed" some Chad and the betacuck normies will say how interesting her story was, and make lame puns in a vain attempt for female attention.

But if you examine the words carefully, the females describe it as them "loving" the guy. Females are subconsciously trying to change language to put them on more equal footing with men. In a porn scene, if there is a 6'4 250 pound dude reaming out some 5'1 110 pound slut, who is the one getting hosed? In every scenario where a man and women has sex, the man is penetrating the women. There is no equality here. One sex is the dominant, penetrating partner, and the other, the submissive, and receiving partner. The fact is that as a femaloid is getting pounded and having 8 inches of solid cock shoved into any orifice of her body the male wants, she is the one getting hosed.

Females are trying to make it sound like they have power in this exchange, and that they are just as in control of the situation as the men who are filling up every one of her disgusting holes. Don't fall for this deception. Don't acquiesce and accept this change, if you find yourself about to say something like "And then she hosed him", change it to "And then he hosed her".

The fact is that as the male is the dominant, penetrating partner, he is the one doing the loving, plain and simple.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

lazorexplosion posted:

Women cannot "gently caress" men.

Females have started bringing up guys they have had sex, saying things like this: "Teehee, I met this really hot guy at the bar last night and hosed his brains out!". Any askreddit thread where some low tier normie asks questions about sex (He's not getting any, so why not hear about other people having sex?), a female will explain who she "hosed" some Chad and the betacuck normies will say how interesting her story was, and make lame puns in a vain attempt for female attention.

But if you examine the words carefully, the females describe it as them "loving" the guy. Females are subconsciously trying to change language to put them on more equal footing with men. In a porn scene, if there is a 6'4 250 pound dude reaming out some 5'1 110 pound slut, who is the one getting hosed? In every scenario where a man and women has sex, the man is penetrating the women. There is no equality here. One sex is the dominant, penetrating partner, and the other, the submissive, and receiving partner. The fact is that as a femaloid is getting pounded and having 8 inches of solid cock shoved into any orifice of her body the male wants, she is the one getting hosed.

Females are trying to make it sound like they have power in this exchange, and that they are just as in control of the situation as the men who are filling up every one of her disgusting holes. Don't fall for this deception. Don't acquiesce and accept this change, if you find yourself about to say something like "And then she hosed him", change it to "And then he hosed her".

The fact is that as the male is the dominant, penetrating partner, he is the one doing the loving, plain and simple.

ironically a femdom sesh would probably chill this guy out a lot

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


Not sure if it's just an accent thing but rhyming "hymen" and "diamond" makes one sound like an idiot to me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In his broken brain, all sex everywhere is a 250 pound meatmonster brutally loving the woman in the most degrading and detached way possible

Their brains really have been completely broken, it's like they can't think logically anymore

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005
I love when someone tells these guys that women can smell misogyny they laugh it off as if it would be voodoo to be able to tell that someone hates you.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Someone is going to link that guy a picture of the Amazon position and its going to be like the grinch learning the meaning of christmas but not his heart doing the growing

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

They should try getting a wedding ring for themselves. Wedding rings on a man are chick magnets.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Why are they glorifying suicide? Why are there pictures like these that basically say "Hey guys look at how I'm going to kill myuself! Will you be my friend and think I am cool coz I am going to kill myself?"

It is an insult to actually suicidal people at best, and actively dangerous by encouraging the mentally ill/on the edge people to maybe do it at worst.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Brother Entropy posted:

ironically a femdom sesh would probably chill this guy out a lot

my nigga have u tried pegging

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

fruit on the bottom posted:

my nigga have u tried pegging

incel who just j/oed imagining every girl in high school who ever turned him down being used as a toilet by chad: ew gross

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Why are they glorifying suicide? Why are there pictures like these that basically say "Hey guys look at how I'm going to kill myuself! Will you be my friend and think I am cool coz I am going to kill myself?"

It is an insult to actually suicidal people at best, and actively dangerous by encouraging the mentally ill/on the edge people to maybe do it at worst.

dang it's like these maladjusted phrenologist-hopefuls are self absorbed and have little empathy

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

Why are they glorifying suicide? Why are there pictures like these that basically say "Hey guys look at how I'm going to kill myuself! Will you be my friend and think I am cool coz I am going to kill myself?"

It is an insult to actually suicidal people at best, and actively dangerous by encouraging the mentally ill/on the edge people to maybe do it at worst.

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who posted that is actually suicidal. They are in an echo chamber that insists over and over that the only thing that can ever make them happy is permanently out of their reach, on top of whatever mental illnesses they may have individually

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

MettleRamiel posted:

I love when someone tells these guys that women can smell misogyny they laugh it off as if it would be voodoo to be able to tell that someone hates you.

I mean fair enough, it's not hard to tell if someone hates you but why would they necessarily assume misogyny?

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Because misogyny is the most common reason for a man to hate a woman he knows nothing about.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

But why would you assume someone you don't know hates you? I mean if they look pissed off, they might just be having a bad day.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Benny Harvey posted:

But why would you assume someone you don't know hates you? I mean if they look pissed off, they might just be having a bad day.

Benny Harvey posted:

I mean fair enough, it's not hard to tell if someone hates you but why would they necessarily assume misogyny?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Stop loving replying to Benny cripes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

lazorexplosion posted:

Women cannot "gently caress" men.

Females have started bringing up guys they have had sex, saying things like this: "Teehee, I met this really hot guy at the bar last night and hosed his brains out!". Any askreddit thread where some low tier normie asks questions about sex (He's not getting any, so why not hear about other people having sex?), a female will explain who she "hosed" some Chad and the betacuck normies will say how interesting her story was, and make lame puns in a vain attempt for female attention.

But if you examine the words carefully, the females describe it as them "loving" the guy. Females are subconsciously trying to change language to put them on more equal footing with men. In a porn scene, if there is a 6'4 250 pound dude reaming out some 5'1 110 pound slut, who is the one getting hosed? In every scenario where a man and women has sex, the man is penetrating the women. There is no equality here. One sex is the dominant, penetrating partner, and the other, the submissive, and receiving partner. The fact is that as a femaloid is getting pounded and having 8 inches of solid cock shoved into any orifice of her body the male wants, she is the one getting hosed.

Females are trying to make it sound like they have power in this exchange, and that they are just as in control of the situation as the men who are filling up every one of her disgusting holes. Don't fall for this deception. Don't acquiesce and accept this change, if you find yourself about to say something like "And then she hosed him", change it to "And then he hosed her".

The fact is that as the male is the dominant, penetrating partner, he is the one doing the loving, plain and simple.

Does anyone else notice that he's kind of spelling out an old feminist idea that all penetrative sex is violence???

Am I nuts for seeing this?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Lol silly poster, you know femoids can't come up with actual logical ideas on their own

E: when I'm not at work, I need to go dig up that video of some rando who won a contest to go on a date with and record a scene with a porn star. From what I remember, the guy was some schlub who may as well be the ur-incel-poster and his weird fixations during the date were hilarious to see

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Oct 10, 2017

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Literally A Person posted:

Does anyone else notice that he's kind of spelling out an old feminist idea that all penetrative sex is violence???

Am I nuts for seeing this?

Someone should post quotes from Andrea Dworkin and see if they notice

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Someone should post quotes from Andrea Dworkin and see if they notice

You know if you changed the first name to Andrew the incels would eat that poo poo up.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


In the bolded part, I was assuming the two people weren't complete strangers.

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