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Oct 16, 2019 11:24
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My monitor turned me on. 
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Oct 16, 2019 11:32
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I'm monitoring terns. 
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Oct 16, 2019 11:36
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MASH was based on an excellent book about the Potato Famine, but like everything the Americanos got their hands on it , hosed it up and made it about the Korean War for some unknown reason (Happy Days tie-in)
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Oct 16, 2019 11:47
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I ran (jogged (walked)) my first 5k and that's how I felt walking around the office the next day.
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Oct 16, 2019 12:53
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It's me after leg day at the gym. Front squats, weighted lunges, wall balls AND assault bike? How about gently caress you?
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Oct 16, 2019 12:58
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Beachcomber posted:I'm monitoring terns. I’m interning with monitors. 
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Oct 16, 2019 13:12
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Platystemon posted:I’m interning with monitors. do monitors have super disease spit like komodos?
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Oct 16, 2019 13:13
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That must have been a while ago. Since then Dominic Laddermatch has become quite the famous actor.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:16
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RFC2324 posted:do monitors have super disease spit like komodos? They are truly venomous, as are iguanas, chameleons, and some other lizards. The current thinking is that this group of lizards, dubbed toxicofera. has a common ancestor they share with all snakes and with no other lizards.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:21
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KozmoNaut posted:It's me after leg day at the gym.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:26
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Platystemon posted:They are truly venomous, as are iguanas, chameleons, and some other lizards. my own post prompted me to look it up, and the whole "komodos have disease venom" is completely insane, apparently. never would have expected it from iguanas or chameleons tho!
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Oct 16, 2019 13:32
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FactsAreUseless posted:You're the one who voluntarily got on something called an "assault bike." ? 
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Oct 16, 2019 13:36
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Platystemon posted:They are truly venomous, as are iguanas, chameleons, and some other lizards. I learned that from browsing wiki  I also learned phylogeny pages are where the nerdiest arguments happen on wiki "HOW CAN IT BE A REPTILIOMORPH IF IT'S A STEM TETRAPOD YOU loving MORON???"
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Oct 16, 2019 13:49
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Wiki arguments are the best, the most famous one has to be the lion vs tiger fanboys one.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:56
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Captain Splendid posted:My monitor turned on me Turn your monitor on Confeds!  USS MONITOR by Donn Thorson, on Flickr
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Oct 16, 2019 14:05
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FactsAreUseless posted:You're the one who voluntarily got on something called an "assault bike." Or airbike, whatever. That's what they're called.
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Oct 16, 2019 14:26
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Nalesh posted:Wiki arguments are the best, the most famous one has to be the lion vs tiger fanboys one. explain more please
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Oct 16, 2019 14:27
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In a nutshell, someone made a throwaway line on the tiger wiki page that they were the strongest cat, and that pissed off the lion page editors, causing an argument back and forth between the two pages on which is the stronger cat, I think it ended because the wiki admins got tired of it and removed the line from both pages.
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Oct 16, 2019 14:40
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Platystemon posted:I’m interning with monitors.  Monitors super-duper rule and I hope you had a rad day regardless of which of the cute moninterns you are
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Oct 16, 2019 14:47
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Nalesh posted:In a nutshell, someone made a throwaway line on the tiger wiki page that they were the strongest cat, and that pissed off the lion page editors, causing an argument back and forth between the two pages on which is the stronger cat, I think it ended because the wiki admins got tired of it and removed the line from both pages. Haha, there's a wikipedia article dedicated to this debate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_versus_lion
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Oct 16, 2019 14:48
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Captain Splendid posted:My monitor turned on me The_White_Crane posted:My monitor turned me on. My monitor will be gone, In a day or two
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Oct 16, 2019 14:50
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Paladinus posted:Haha, there's a wikipedia article dedicated to this debate. this has improved my day 1000% thank you
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Oct 16, 2019 14:54
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Nalesh posted:Wiki arguments are the best, the most famous one has to be the lion vs tiger fanboys one. My personal favorite is the talk page for Human Anus, where you can watch a years-long argument play out about what, if any, photo to use at the top of the article. quote:Feel free to photograph a waxed male anus and unwaxed female anus and contribute the images. I'm not convinced that more pictures of anuses are needed. We already have a waxed anus and an unwaxed anus, and I think that provides a complete idea of what anuses look like. --Afed 02:24, 25 February 2007 (UTC) I love the internet.
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Oct 16, 2019 18:31
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Kenning posted:My personal favorite is the talk page for Human Anus, where you can watch a years-long argument play out about what, if any, photo to use at the top of the article. Yeah but had nobody considering the topographic affects waxing has on the anus? Its not like a waxed anus is a natural anus.
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Oct 16, 2019 20:31
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DandyLion posted:Yeah but had nobody considering the topographic affects waxing has on the anus? Its not like a waxed anus is a natural anus. Much like a hair in your denny's grand slam, no one wants a hair in an anus (that they're eating).
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Oct 16, 2019 20:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:Much like a hair in your denny's grand slam, no one wants a hair in an anus (that they're eating). That's where all the flavor is though ???
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Oct 16, 2019 20:43
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Nenonen posted:Turn your monitor on Confeds! Monitor ships were funny.  It's just a floating turret.
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Oct 16, 2019 20:43
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Double Bill posted:Monitor ships were funny. Floating coastal artillery. Imperial Russia made a round one. Phone posting, but the first pic on that wiki page is just a model and it's hilarious looking.
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Oct 16, 2019 20:59
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Goodpancakes posted:That's where all the flavor is though ??? depends on how well you wipe
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Oct 16, 2019 21:02
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MrUnderbridge posted:That must have been a while ago. Since then Dominic Laddermatch has become quite the famous actor. I normally hate this joke as much as I hate M. Night Shyam-a-lam-a-ding-dong, but god bless you for making it this time. Here are some pictures I like:          
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Oct 16, 2019 21:10
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Have you noticed how you're on your monitor when you turn it off? Makes me think.
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Oct 16, 2019 21:13
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Nalesh posted:Wiki arguments are the best, the most famous one has to be the lion vs tiger fanboys one. Turn this loving article back to corn or else.184.4.120.30 (talk) 21:42, 16 May 2011 (UTC) (the corn article had been moved to maize)
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Oct 16, 2019 21:15
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DandyLion posted:Yeah but had nobody considering the topographic affects waxing has on the anus? Its not like a waxed anus is a natural anus. Yeah, but they also have an un-waxed anus. I think the purpose of the pictures in the article is to prepare people for whatever type of anus they might encounter (and eat), and they've got the two most common scenarios (waxed and un-waxed) (un-)covered.
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Oct 16, 2019 21:17
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:
I’m neither of them. I googled an image to go with the wordplay.  It is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Oct 16, 2019 22:27
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The Elon Musk Story
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Oct 16, 2019 22:32
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Platystemon posted:
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Oct 16, 2019 22:33
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Lady Disdain posted:Yeah, but they also have an un-waxed anus. I think the purpose of the pictures in the article is to prepare people for whatever type of anus they might encounter (and eat), and they've got the two most common scenarios (waxed and un-waxed) (un-)covered. But the waxed anus is female, and the unwaxed anus is male, which gives the incorrect impression that male anuses are hairy and female anuses are not, when in fact anuses of either sex can vary in how hairy they are, and all can also theoretically be waxed. This is why I propose that literally everyone post their anus on the Wikipedia page so that we can get an appropriate variety of anus shapes and levels of hairiness.
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Oct 16, 2019 23:01
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I can think of only one anus that belongs on Wikipedia
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Oct 16, 2019 23:03
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I can think of only one anus that belongs on Wikipedia It's there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx
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