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Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

EL BROMANCE posted:

Sheik doesn’t and apparently has never run the account, it’s two brothers who do it “for him”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI&t=13s

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
From what I understand it's his nephews and they tweet what he says.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

sneakyfrog posted:

maybe take turns cleaning up poo poo? :shrug:

R>C>P

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

My “conservatives think movies are real” theory is holding up

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rambobiggs/status/994410338832576512

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

zoux posted:

My “conservatives think movies are real” theory is holding up

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rambobiggs/status/994410338832576512

Bet he doesn't even know what the three seashells are for. What a loser.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

zoux posted:

My “conservatives think movies are real” theory is holding up

What about this one?

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pastry of the Year posted:



Iron Sheik needs to chill

You would think that.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

You would think that.

One of the few running SomethingAwful jokes that really doesn’t ever get old.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/994789850007171072

Dracula, that was Dracula

Carados
Jan 28, 2009

We're a couple, when our bodies double.

zoux posted:

Dracula, that was Dracula

Nah, its a Blacula

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/status/994448124197462016

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Just loving wow
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/994631934612590592?s=19

For context, Lewinsky was invited to a charity event, then disinvited after Bill Clinton said he was going to show up.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I wonder if this counts as IOSM itself when the retweet dunk accounts have to actually highlight the tweet of the idiot in question. I wonder how many people replied beforehand arguing about which was the idiot if there were a tweet thread in the screenshot instead of just a lone tweet.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/994629776546689024?s=21
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/994630496851255296?s=21

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

on the bored wop posted:

I didn't realize Gilchrist was gone. Good riddance.

Amidst the comments section arguing over which artist sucks more, one poster struggles frantically to understand a simple joke.



Oh my God

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/994949672111243264

:smith: awww

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Jesus. I have similar opinions about not giving a gently caress about my corpse when I'm dead, or having any attachments to the remains of loved ones (ashes/graves). But I also have the empathy to realize that what happens to loved one's remains matters to OTHER people. I guess I'm just not desperate enough to gently caress corpses to not realize that.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dxrthvaders/status/994562761534435329

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Han gay, so what.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Just gotta lean my 4 comics on the wall here...

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Overwhelming urges to photoshop Donald Glover and the dude who plays Han onto the Brokeback Mountain poster just to enrage the nerds.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Do you think these are the same types of goobers that don't even want to go see Solo because Star Wars is SJW propaganda?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

EL BROMANCE posted:

Overwhelming urges to photoshop Donald Glover and the dude who plays Han onto the Brokeback Mountain poster just to enrage the nerds.

Please give in to these urges.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

it's adorable to find Extremely Online people just discovering shipping. Wait till they hear about these freaks' take on Kirk and Spock!

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Well, I guess I ship Han and Lando now.

But then, I always made my suspicions about Han and Chewbacca.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Remember when Han Solo said he made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs? Holy poo poo what a loving dumbass

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011



To be fair, Don Glover in that Lando outfit makes me feel just a little bisexual.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
"Hear me out you guys... I would be extremely okay with typing on some rando's jizz."
I wonder how many of these goobers tweeted bodacious, bikin,i slave Princess Leah pictures when they wrote about how sad they were when she passed. RESPECT the Star Wars!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Do these people think shipping changes the movie is based on?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Do they not know about every other fandom in existence? The phrase "slash fiction" comes from people writing stories where Kirk and Spock gently caress.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also first Social Media reactions to Solo have been fairly positive, so get ready for that twitter meltdown from the people who decided months ago it was going to suck.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Skwirl posted:

Do they not know about every other fandom in existence? The phrase "slash fiction" comes from people writing stories where Kirk and Spock gently caress.

It's called melding, excuse me.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Look here's the deal: in my head I imagine my self to be fairly loving similar to Han Solo and if he was gay that would have dire implications for me.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

zoux posted:

Also first Social Media reactions to Solo have been fairly positive, so get ready for that twitter meltdown from the people who decided months ago it was going to suck.
*Gets an entire movie with a straight(I presume), white male lead*
"Lando was only in the originals for like 10 minutes! the sjw are pushing this black man on us!"

Does he meet his black wife in the movie?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I looked it up since I haven't seen anything in the previews or marketing that indicates "creeping SJWism" so maybe the nerds aren't mad about th-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJ0KyaHxBA


It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that the droid is a girl.



zoux has a new favorite as of 17:28 on May 11, 2018

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i wonder how many star wars movies have to come out before people get bored of gawping at regressive star wars nerds

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Welcome to bevertown, baby.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

zoux posted:

I looked it up since I haven't seen anything in the previews or marketing that indicates "creeping SJWism" so maybe the nerds aren't mad about th-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJ0KyaHxBA


It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that the droid is a girl.



One of the most interesting parts of the originals is the fact that some androids are sentient beings with actual emotions and fear of death but people treat them like expendable appliances. Why would you not do something with that?
An argument he makes is "Haha we programmed this droid to feel actual horror akin to death when threatened with being deactivated but it doesn't matter because he can just be activated."
And oh my god "I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT".

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Brother Entropy posted:

i wonder how many star wars movies have to come out before people get bored of gawping at regressive star wars nerds
I'm a lady POC who was a huge Star Wars nerd back in the day. Even though I've grown out of it the same kind of dumbass nerds used to ostracize me so it resonates with me. :shrug:

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Everyone knows the Gonk droid is a chick anyway

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