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Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

slidebite posted:

Well, the poo poo is really hitting the fan in Canada over the F35 today.

An auditors report is absolutely crucifying the DnD (Department of defense) about basically lying and bullshitting about the whole thing and fixing the process from the get go.

The Government is expected to rapidly fall into face saving mode (pretty tough) and taking away pretty much all decision responsibility from the military.

Who knows. We might get an open competition after all.

I am more than a little disappointed that the Military was apparently hiding and lying about this.. and as a right leaner disappointed that the Government was seemingly and maybe willingly blind to it.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2012/04/02/f35-auditor-general-report.html

So I don't follow the Canadian politics thread becuase it's just a bunch of Toronto babbies whining about Toronto bullshit that doesn't concern me, but why is the conservative government being nailed here when it was the liberals who got us on the wagon? I'm for the NDP so it's nice that the cons are getting held to the fire but whats happened here

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movax
Aug 30, 2008

Throatwarbler posted:

So I don't follow the Canadian politics thread becuase it's just a bunch of Toronto babbies whining about Toronto bullshit that doesn't concern me, but why is the conservative government being nailed here when it was the liberals who got us on the wagon? I'm for the NDP so it's nice that the cons are getting held to the fire but whats happened here

Not a Canadian, but isn't it Politics 101? Doesn't matter who started it, the fact that's it blowing up now means the current government takes the heat. If previous government did something that pays off well now, that means current government reaps the accolades.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

movax posted:

Not a Canadian, but isn't it Politics 101? Doesn't matter who started it, the fact that's it blowing up now means the current government takes the heat. If previous government did something that pays off well now, that means current government reaps the accolades.

See why Bush's economic meltdown became Obama's economic meltdown.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

slidebite posted:

Well, the poo poo is really hitting the fan in Canada over the F35 today.

An auditors report is absolutely crucifying the DnD (Department of defense) about basically lying and bullshitting about the whole thing and fixing the process from the get go.

The Government is expected to rapidly fall into face saving mode (pretty tough) and taking away pretty much all decision responsibility from the military.

Who knows. We might get an open competition after all.

I am more than a little disappointed that the Military was apparently hiding and lying about this.. and as a right leaner disappointed that the Government was seemingly and maybe willingly blind to it.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2012/04/02/f35-auditor-general-report.html

I read the good news before going off to work today. As far as making sure Canada doesn't screw up this procurement, it all seems like solid, positive developments. Maybe now we will get answers to questions like "what kind of requirements do we have for a fighter?" And "what fighter fits these needs best?"

As I was doing the dishes, I was thinking about this some more, and it occurred to me that while the Conservatives made some big mistakes with this program (just having the assist. DM respond with three talking points to all questions and concerns, lying about the price) I can at least understand why they would do these things. Some of these hypothetical ideas and motives, sure, are cynical, but some of them are not. The people I really don't understand in all this is the DND/Military.

I mean, if chumps like me can see how bad the program was turning out, surely they could, too. So why no change? Why this completely delusional insistence everything was fine? Did they expect Lockheed to suddenly reverse a decade of incompetence and vindicate their decision? Were a few key players so rabidly pro-F35 that they squashed any hint of doubt or dissent? Why such insistence on the F-35? Because they wanted to demonstrate what good Americans they were?

And assuming they are aware of the risks, what the hell did they think would happen with all the optimism melted on them like a F-35 going supersonic? "Oh well, Canada can fly ten fighters at a time because the rest of them are needed for spares/ are under repair in Texas, at least I got my pension?" It'd be like the Brits who wildly overspent on the Eurofighter, and then just kept insisting the program was still perfect and fine despite the obvious falsity of that?

Honestly, getting the DND/Military away from this decision seems to be a *huge* positive development. I don't see how the new guys could be any worse than the old ones.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Throatwarbler posted:

So I don't follow the Canadian politics thread becuase it's just a bunch of Toronto babbies whining about Toronto bullshit that doesn't concern me, but why is the conservative government being nailed here when it was the liberals who got us on the wagon? I'm for the NDP so it's nice that the cons are getting held to the fire but whats happened here

Good question...I think the answer to that is not so much that the Conservatives also accepted the decision, it's that they accepted it and then bypassed the normal, sane way of doing these sorts of decisions, while at the same time stonewalling/ignoring anybody who said "hey, there are some risks here." So, the conservatives are making probably the single largest purchase of their administration while making sure there's only one thing to buy, and nobody's done the due diligence if this *very big purchase* is gonna work out or not. Just from a straight "government buying stuff" standpoint, it looks bad. Yeah, the Liberals got us on this train, but the Conservatives kept us on this train up until this point.

That said, if they admit they made mistakes and honestly try to get things right, I won't hold it against them.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Can we get a 'no F-35 or F-22 political discussions' rule or something, my brain hurts.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Strapping a Go Pro to the co-pilot window was the best idea I've had in a long while. The high-pitched whine of the TF-33's is outstanding.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O4J_M0T5hhs

movax
Aug 30, 2008

HeyEng posted:

Strapping a Go Pro to the co-pilot window was the best idea I've had in a long while. The high-pitched whine of the TF-33's is outstanding.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O4J_M0T5hhs

That is an awesome video! One thing I've always been curious of...what is official USAF/USN policy when it comes to this type of thing? I figure it can't be hard for them to track down who was responsible for filming something. Is it just kind of tolerated under-the-table for non-classified, peacetime/training sorties?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

movax posted:

That is an awesome video! One thing I've always been curious of...what is official USAF/USN policy when it comes to this type of thing? I figure it can't be hard for them to track down who was responsible for filming something. Is it just kind of tolerated under-the-table for non-classified, peacetime/training sorties?

You just gott know what to film and what not to. On a deployment back in 2010, a crew had a shitload of external HDD's, laptops, and memory cards wiped because some idiot took a photo of some people with a piece of sensitive equipment just behind them.

For stuff like that it's more of an 'ask for forgiveness, not permission' type deal. More often than not it's no big deal. It's not uncommon at all to see people snapping away out the windows during flights.

Expect more Go Pro footage in the future unless someone smacks me for it.

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

Nebakenezzer posted:

I mean, if chumps like me can see how bad the program was turning out, surely they could, too. So why no change? Why this completely delusional insistence everything was fine? Did they expect Lockheed to suddenly reverse a decade of incompetence and vindicate their decision? Were a few key players so rabidly pro-F35 that they squashed any hint of doubt or dissent? Why such insistence on the F-35? Because they wanted to demonstrate what good Americans they were?

And assuming they are aware of the risks, what the hell did they think would happen with all the optimism melted on them like a F-35 going supersonic? "Oh well, Canada can fly ten fighters at a time because the rest of them are needed for spares/ are under repair in Texas, at least I got my pension?" It'd be like the Brits who wildly overspent on the Eurofighter, and then just kept insisting the program was still perfect and fine despite the obvious falsity of that?

iyaayas01 has made some great posts on this in the TFR airpower thread. Basically, Lockheed's marketing department has done an incredible job convincing a good chunk of the world's militaries that "fifth generation" is a clearly defined thing, only the F-22 and F-35 qualify, and the only thing "fourth generation" stuff is good for anymore is making the enemy laugh themselves to death. If you accept all that as true, then it's the F-35 or nothing, even if the F-35 has problems of its own. Throw in a healthy chunk of confirmation bias and organizational inertia, and it's no wonder that they didn't stop to think "hey, these cost increases and capability problems really suck, maybe we should be checking out other options."

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Throatwarbler posted:

So I don't follow the Canadian politics thread becuase it's just a bunch of Toronto babbies whining about Toronto bullshit that doesn't concern me, but why is the conservative government being nailed here when it was the liberals who got us on the wagon? I'm for the NDP so it's nice that the cons are getting held to the fire but whats happened here

I think the argument is they should have caught wind of the spiraling costs and issues plaguing development that everyone was saying instead of seemingly putting on the blinders and saying "all is well, full speed ahead" until a couple weeks ago.

And I say that as a Conservative.

I agree with Nebakenezzer, taking the military out of the drivers seat is probably a good thing. Of course, they have to have input for sure but not complete control as it seems it was.

I did find it interesting that the Auditors report is slamming the DnD and really isn't saying much about the government itself. Of course, the opposition is putting it squarely on the government but that is to be expected I guess.

slidebite fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Apr 4, 2012

darknrgy
Jul 26, 2003

...wait come back
Elderly US woman lands plane after pilot-husband dies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17605770

And she did it on one/two engine! Impressive.

Is it anyone else's fantasy that you'll be flying coach one day and the stewardess comes out sweating and asking if anyone can fly and then you say yes even though all you've done is land airplanes in MS Flight Simulator, but you land the plane and everyone cheers and you make national news?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

HeyEng posted:

You just gott know what to film and what not to. On a deployment back in 2010, a crew had a shitload of external HDD's, laptops, and memory cards wiped because some idiot took a photo of some people with a piece of sensitive equipment just behind them.

For stuff like that it's more of an 'ask for forgiveness, not permission' type deal. More often than not it's no big deal. It's not uncommon at all to see people snapping away out the windows during flights.

Expect more Go Pro footage in the future unless someone smacks me for it.

It's also really base-dependent, at least for the Army. At Campbell, I can't even bring a cellphone camera back through the 160th's gate, at Redstone I can just whip out a camera on the flight line and start taking pictures of poo poo.

manic mike
Oct 8, 2003

no bond too surly

movax posted:

That is an awesome video! One thing I've always been curious of...what is official USAF/USN policy when it comes to this type of thing? I figure it can't be hard for them to track down who was responsible for filming something. Is it just kind of tolerated under-the-table for non-classified, peacetime/training sorties?

Don't record video of a barrel roll in a military King Air and leave the camera on board for MX to find.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Phanatic posted:

It's also really base-dependent, at least for the Army. At Campbell, I can't even bring a cellphone camera back through the 160th's gate, at Redstone I can just whip out a camera on the flight line and start taking pictures of poo poo.

Yeah, it really is. Also can be dependent on the aircraft...no one really cares if I'm up here snapping pictures of C-17s or C-12s, but start taking unofficial pictures of the Raptor and I'd probably get some unwanted attention.

Of course, all that is contingent on looking at least somewhat official/having access to the area...if you're just sitting at the flightline fence in a t-shirt snapping pictures, you can probably expect a visit from the cops.

manic mike posted:

Don't record video of a barrel roll in a military King Air and leave the camera on board for MX to find.

:lol:

From the outside looking in that entire story was hilarious.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
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iyaayas01 posted:

From the outside looking in that entire story was hilarious.

Which story is that? I googled "king air barrel roll" but got mostly forums and videos.

Mobius1B7R
Jan 27, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTb5vFUVxTg

Yeah that's not gonna do wonders for that plane. Over 100 planes got damaged in DFW today.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

wdarkk posted:

Which story is that? I googled "king air barrel roll" but got mostly forums and videos.

The first several pages of this thread address it in some detail.

In other news, the 4,500th Viper was delivered yesterday.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Mobius1B7R posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTb5vFUVxTg

Yeah that's not gonna do wonders for that plane. Over 100 planes got damaged in DFW today.

Someone in the comments called the 757 "beautiful" :stare:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Someone in the comments called the 757 "beautiful" :stare:

It's long, skinny, most of the ones still flying have tasteful (AA, DL) liveries, and isn't weird enough to read as anything but airplane.jpg to most people.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
When I divorce myself from the actual experience of flying in a DL 757, they're actually not bad looking on the outside, I guess.

DL's eurowhite livery is boring as poo poo much like every other eurowhite livery.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Someone in the comments called the 757 "beautiful" :stare:

It is :colbert:

Granted, last time I rode one it was a United 757 in the 90s, but it was more comfortable than their 777-cattlewagon or 767.

But yeah, slender, pretty, sounds nice, and great looking in freighter config.

The C32-A is a beautiful version of it too.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

757 is a generic cigar tube you pack humans in. Also, it has a derpy face.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
Yeah I don't like the narrow bodies, either. Give me a robust, well proportioned, meaty plane.

"I like my planes like a like my women...."

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

SybilVimes posted:

It is :colbert:

Granted, last time I rode one it was a United 757 in the 90s, but it was more comfortable than their 777-cattlewagon or 767.

But yeah, slender, pretty, sounds nice, and great looking in freighter config.

The C32-A is a beautiful version of it too.

The only time I've been on a 777 I was in :smaug: AA Flagship Business Class :smaug: MIA-LAX, and it was still 2-3-2 seating. Is it something ridiculous like 3-5-3 back in steerage?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
The last beautiful airliner was the MD80.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

Sorry guys the 757 has a butterface and the bod isn't that much better. That lanky landing gear, stubby wings and engines too big for it's body.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Speaking of engines too big for body: 737 NG

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

BonzoESC posted:

The only time I've been on a 777 I was in :smaug: AA Flagship Business Class :smaug: MIA-LAX, and it was still 2-3-2 seating. Is it something ridiculous like 3-5-3 back in steerage?

I can't remember if it was 3-5-3 or 3-4-3 on United's. SeatGuru says 2-5-2 but that doesn't sound right, because I'm pretty sure I was stuck in an aisle side seat with 2 people between me and the window once.

Thankfully, I only ever flew United when my employer was paying, and prefer BA for the most part, it's not MUCH more comfortable, but at least they treat you with dignity - ie, come and change the hay every few hours.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Most 777s are 9 seats across, either 2-5-2 or 3-3-3. The Air New Zealand 777-300s are 3-4-3 though, god knowns how they fit that in (although I haven't actually heard any complaints)

Probably the worst experience I've had was on the window seats of a Singapore 380 - due to how the fuselage curves you end up with no where to put your feet.

The Electronaut
May 10, 2009

SybilVimes posted:

I can't remember if it was 3-5-3 or 3-4-3 on United's. SeatGuru says 2-5-2 but that doesn't sound right, because I'm pretty sure I was stuck in an aisle side seat with 2 people between me and the window once.

Thankfully, I only ever flew United when my employer was paying, and prefer BA for the most part, it's not MUCH more comfortable, but at least they treat you with dignity - ie, come and change the hay every few hours.

I've flown United's 777 in coach (thankfully only once) on the Dulles to Kuwait route, it was 2-5-2.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Speaking of engines too big for body: 737 NG

Get used to it. Huge, high-bypass twinjets are simply the most economical commercial airliner you can build right now (source: 777, 787, 737, A320, A350, E-170/190).

dissss posted:

Probably the worst experience I've had was on the window seats of a Singapore 380 - due to how the fuselage curves you end up with no where to put your feet.

Never be a tall person in a Canadair Regional Jet; I don't have anywhere to put my head and shoulders if I'm in a window seat, and if I'm standing up, I have to stoop over.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



AT-6 at Millville (NJ) airport

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

PainterofCrap posted:

AT-6 at Millville (NJ) airport



TA-134? He used to park that thing at Summit all the time when I was down there working.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Best seat I ever had (besides being bumped to Business Class) was in a Korean Air 747 going back to Toronto. I was in the second last row, on the left hand side, window seat (60B in the diagram). Due to the thinning of the fuselage aft, the was a big gap between the bulkhead and the window seat in front of me that I could stretch my legs out full length. What made this even sweeter is that the seat to my right was empty, so I could really stretch my arms without hitting anyone.

Got a good 8 hours sleep (out of 13) on that flight, and would have had more if the one stewardess didn't keep making small talk (free English lessons) after every meal.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Passenger Lottery is a very stressful game. I've won it several times in a row lately. Best passenger I sat next to was a very accomplished camera operator in Hollywood. Dude has some great stories about the industry and how his uncle was all dudebro with Kelly Johnson back in the day.

Last decent win was an Alaska Airlines pilot. We discussed rudder feedback and crazy runway slopes that cause illusions during approaches which were thrilling conversations for us two but not anybody else.

Shimrod
Apr 15, 2007

race tires on road are a great idea, ask me!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/snake-on-a-plane-scare-like-hollywood-movie/story-e6frfq80-1226319662847

quote:

A PILOT in the Northern Territory has been forced to turn his plane around after a snake appeared slithering from his dashboard.

Pilot Braden Blennerhassett, with Air Frontier, was flying freight to the remote town of Peppimenarti in the Northern Territory when he spotted the snake coming out of his dashboard.

Air Frontier director Geoffrey Hunt said Mr Blennerhassett called air traffic controllers on Tuesday to alert them to the snake.

See a picture of pilot Braden Blennerhassett at the Northern Territory News

"He said, we've got a snake on board," Mr Hunt said.

Mr Hunt said the pilot had trouble communicating with the control tower.

"The snake popped its head out near the transmit button that he needed to press to talk to the tower," he said.

He was told to return to Darwin and a snake handler was organised to meet Mr Blennerhassett, but the reptile was never found.

"We have got another chap here who is an aircraft engineer and a snake handler and he had a look and he couldn't find it," Mr Hunt said.

He said the plan now was to try to trap the snake, using a live mouse in a cage as bait.

"You put it into a box with a hole in it, and the snake goes into the box to get the mouse and it stays in there trying to get it," he said.

Until the snake is found, the aircraft has been grounded.

movax
Aug 30, 2008


Australian wildlife :stare:

I also admire your restraint in not making a very obvious joke.

Shimrod
Apr 15, 2007

race tires on road are a great idea, ask me!

movax posted:

Australian wildlife :stare:

I also admire your restraint in not making a very obvious joke.

I was so so so tempted :(

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

movax posted:

Australian wildlife :stare:

I also admire your restraint in not making a very obvious joke.

The writer of that article certainly made it. I actually was really confused, because I misread "Northern Territory" as "Northwest Territory," because I mean "flying freight to a remote town" is something that would happen in the Northwest Territory, but then the snake thing confused me.

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