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Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

he's right, the whole manosphere grift world is just guys doing that kim jong un meme "i never poo poo. cause that's what a dick feels like sliding out of an rear end. miss me with that gay poo poo" and acting like they've somehow built a lifestyle out of such concepts

# ? Apr 3, 2023 12:51

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 08:47

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Bondcliff2008/status/1642731476662755329

Also Elon's Solomonesque solution to the check problem is to no longer distinguish between notable/verified and paid checks. Also he personally directed removal of the NYTs verification check, out of spite.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 14:12

Risutora: Dec 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1642882627433644032?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:27

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

No that's Don Vincente Gabriel Maria de Mahon of Barthelona

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:28

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Risutora posted:

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1642882627433644032?s=20

"Would you kindly lose this match via double count-out?"

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:39

Ishamael: Feb 18, 2004; You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Risutora posted:

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1642882627433644032?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:54

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

# ? Apr 3, 2023 16:00

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; My favourite little monsters

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his leotard?

# ? Apr 3, 2023 16:01

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm/status/1642628536321146886

# ? Apr 3, 2023 16:25

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Win98Tech/status/1642944854991699968

This poo poo is so embarassing man

# ? Apr 3, 2023 19:21

Risutora: Dec 28, 2006

they also managed to break the the retweet-tag: https://twitter.com/Books_Not_Wooks/status/1642957302817759235?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 19:43

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Risutora posted:

they also managed to break the the retweet-tag: https://twitter.com/Books_Not_Wooks/status/1642957302817759235?s=20

"Give me stuff to break"
- Elon Musk

# ? Apr 3, 2023 19:46

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Air Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/annascottpiano/status/1642142548641603588?s=20

D-Pad posted:

Yeah, he has a tik tok account of him doing tons of bits as this character or similar. It's pretty good but I don't remember what the name is.

I kinda assumed it was the "Notice me, senpai" Baphomet statue guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Bowser

# ? Apr 3, 2023 19:50

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Win98Tech/status/1642944854991699968

This poo poo is so embarassing man

Might have done it to skew search results away from this:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1642952407251296260?t=jEgQHZMIvhn0h_sSqe1sSw&s=19

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:10

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Risutora posted:

they also managed to break the the retweet-tag: https://twitter.com/Books_Not_Wooks/status/1642957302817759235?s=20

I kind of assumed that was on purpose to make it harder to notice if you were accidently on the "for you" tab instead of "Following".

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:14

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Might have done it to skew search results away from this:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1642952407251296260?t=jEgQHZMIvhn0h_sSqe1sSw&s=19

If that's true then he:

A.) Tried to distract from the lawsuit by embarrassing himself and Twitter.
B.) Ended up drawing even more attention to the lawsuit.

He's just so drat good at this.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:14

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Might have done it to skew search results away from this:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1642952407251296260?t=jEgQHZMIvhn0h_sSqe1sSw&s=19

Hmmm I think that's actually gonna make it worse

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:31

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

zoux posted:

Hmmm I think that's actually gonna make it worse

The Streisand Effect.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:34

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

McCracAttack posted:

If that's true then he:

A.) Tried to distract from the lawsuit by embarrassing himself and Twitter.
B.) Ended up drawing even more attention to the lawsuit.

He's just so drat good at this.

It's a master class on how to lose money. This poo poo needs to be in history books

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:35

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

Field Mousepad posted:

It's a master class on how to lose money. This poo poo needs to be in history books

"Show of hands class, who in here knows what a 'dank meme' is?"

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:37

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Beastie posted:

The Streisand Effect.

No I mean the case itself

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:37

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

I feel like #3 could actually be legit for people who like things consistent and exact.

https://twitter.com/0xDesigner/status/1642554817590566915?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:39

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

McCracAttack posted:

"Show of hands class, who in here knows what a 'dank meme' is?"

Let that sink in lulz42069smokeweederryday

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:44

Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

Morpheus posted:

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his leotard?

No! It belongs to the company!

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:51

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642976364080041984

Haha gettin mad irl

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:59

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Haha that would sickkk

# ? Apr 3, 2023 20:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/TeaKaGee/status/1642039338316824578?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

he's right, the whole manosphere grift world is just guys doing that kim jong un meme "i never poo poo. cause that's what a dick feels like sliding out of an rear end. miss me with that gay poo poo" and acting like they've somehow built a lifestyle out of such concepts

That's a meme?

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:11

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

Air Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/TeaKaGee/status/1642039338316824578?s=20

... I mean I had to know.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I couldn't recognize it without the glasses and mustache

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:16

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/VoyaWolfProject/status/1642873413936005120?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Risutora posted:

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1642882627433644032?s=20

https://twitter.com/TheRochaSays/status/1642983941916475392?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:27

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I couldn't recognize it without the glasses and mustache

You're thinking of Groucho Marx's penis.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lobok posted:

You're thinking of Groucho Marx's penis.

I said I couldn't recognize it

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:36

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

You're thinking of Groucho Marx's penis.

When am I not, pal

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:37

Spikey: May 12, 2001; From my cold, dead hands!

Risutora posted:

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1642882627433644032?s=20

https://twitter.com/REPLICAEnt/status/1642899231152427008

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:53

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Musk is almost single handedly getting me through my MBA with content on what not to do.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 21:58

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/eve6ix/status/1642993500777226242

I believe him.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 22:03

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Air Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/TeaKaGee/status/1642039338316824578?s=20

huh.

well how bout that.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 22:03

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 08:47

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Parallelwoody posted:

Musk is almost single handedly getting me through my MBA with content on what not to do.

Reminds me years ago in business classes pre-iPhone when half the assignment submissions were "what if Apple combined the iPod... with a phone"

# ? Apr 3, 2023 22:07

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