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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Show off those sexy knees mate.

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

ili posted:

Wearing something loose that drapes over your knees while pedalling a bike sounds like it would lead to a lot of rubbing and chafing. You might need some 3/4 length lycra pants as well.

Oh it may very well be a flawed concept from the start, but chafing and coverage is all stuff I'm taking into consideration

But it a fun little project to make a garment and learn how to use a sewing machine

Airstream Driver posted:

Show off those sexy knees mate.

Oh this is a weird thing in my brain where intellectually I know showing your knees is fine in our society, but in my head they are in the same group as like upper inner thigh in terms of comfort displaying, I am unbelievably uncomfortable showing my knees

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I've slept on it and given it some thought. You cannot make a cycling sarong unless you make it skin tight.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

post knee

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
dont post knee you harlot

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I only get turned on by the back of the knee myself.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Wow youse really hate dibby dobbers, jailing one for 6 years because they told on you for war crimes lmao

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bald Stalin posted:

Wow youse really hate dibby dobbers, jailing one for 6 years because they told on you for war crimes lmao

He only dobbed in the war crimes to try to prove they weren't a big deal apparently

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Bald Stalin posted:

Wow youse really hate dibby dobbers, jailing one for 6 years because they told on you for war crimes lmao

Snitches get sixes

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I'm comfortable showing a scandalous amount of thigh

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011
Pah don't be a prude, show us yer drat knee!

gay picnic defence posted:

Snitches get sixes

:hai:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
You might as well be asking me to post my dick and balls

Like I know it's weird but it's just how my brain classifies poo poo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
hide your ankles you scarlet whore

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Jestery posted:

You might as well be asking me to post my dick and balls

Well, I wasn't gonna ask... :v:

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Regular Wario posted:

hide your ankles you scarlet whore

But yeah this. C'mon mate! :D

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I've seen Jestery's knees :smuggo:

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Jestery posted:

Oh it may very well be a flawed concept from the start, but chafing and coverage is all stuff I'm taking into consideration

But it a fun little project to make a garment and learn how to use a sewing machine

Oh this is a weird thing in my brain where intellectually I know showing your knees is fine in our society, but in my head they are in the same group as like upper inner thigh in terms of comfort displaying, I am unbelievably uncomfortable showing my knees

I presume you've taken into account some sort of method for pinning, clipping the sarong so said flowing bits don't jump into the chain and take you to ouch town? Could almost have like an internal button or two to secure so it doesn't drag or have loose chain grabbing bits.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Love when a rep comes in to show off some sample whiskey and lets me pour my own taster glasses

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Megabound posted:

I've seen Jestery's knees :smuggo:

oh is he posting homegrown in the mod forum?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Whoforthenwhat posted:

I presume you've taken into account some sort of method for pinning, clipping the sarong so said flowing bits don't jump into the chain and take you to ouch town? Could almost have like an internal button or two to secure so it doesn't drag or have loose chain grabbing bits.

Internal buttons are definitely something I've considered

I want to avoid having a "bike mode" for this garment, but I accept it as it may be necessary , and if it's internal well, fine

I've been looking at pop and magnetic fastening to see what is needed

However in my experience with my lavalava it didn't seem to get stuck or W/E

I'll deffo look into it as I wear and ride more though

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

How about a mini sarong with some knee pads

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Kneeless chaps

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
im ok hanging one ball out of my shorts, but not in mixed company

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




post hole or host pole

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
I hate those tiny AFL shorts, they are too short imo :colbert:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Calling my knees Dib and Dob

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Chewbecca posted:

I hate those tiny AFL shorts, they are too short imo :colbert:

Made me remember the VERY old wired world of sports thing on the tiny shorts and the dude randomly having his voice go falsetto through the interview.

That was 33 years ago.

gently caress.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Giant 90s JNCO jeans but they're made out of sarong material



E: we are flirting very close to bellbottom Zubaz pants here

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Giant 90s JNCO jeans but they're made out of sarong material



E: we are flirting very close to bellbottom Zubaz pants here

In my brainstorming I had considered making it out of denim, and calling it a singular jean

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
ie those horrible dresses worn by pentecostal broodmares

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Lol that is similar to what I want lol

But more enby coded and with mobility, and easy of construction in mind

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE18S7G8zVM
a cavalcade of 70s shorts and blokes with hairdos that look like fat hairy dogs

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
gently caress me I need to piss real bad

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Can't stop thinking about those knees

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

gently caress me I need to piss real bad

you got a cold room handy?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

gently caress me I need to piss real bad

You shouldn't hold it, it's bad for your bits and bobs

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Whoforthenwhat posted:

Made me remember the VERY old wired world of sports thing on the tiny shorts and the dude randomly having his voice go falsetto through the interview.

That was 33 years ago.

gently caress.

SPATFAs

Do you use the meat and potatoes, cut lunch or the lunch pack?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bald Stalin posted:

Wow youse really hate dibby dobbers, jailing one for 6 years because they told on you for war crimes lmao

And yet the people who committed the war crimes are free.

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

SPATFAs

Do you use the meat and potatoes, cut lunch or the lunch pack?

Where's Ken?

Bloody male model from Mudgee

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jestery posted:

Oh it may very well be a flawed concept from the start, but chafing and coverage is all stuff I'm taking into consideration

But it a fun little project to make a garment and learn how to use a sewing machine

Oh this is a weird thing in my brain where intellectually I know showing your knees is fine in our society, but in my head they are in the same group as like upper inner thigh in terms of comfort displaying, I am unbelievably uncomfortable showing my knees

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