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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It's just like "slender man". Another you tube thing that led two girls to stab another one. It was on the news sometime last year. The girls said "slender man" told them to do this. Of course the media and other specialists tried to analyze and reason why the two girls would do something like this. I felt strongly it was demonic influence and from the details it seemed this slender man thing is similar.

The enemy is after our children in this last days from the stuff that's going on.

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Volume posted:

Brian, the Homofascist Gaystapo sodomite POS who left the above comment is sadly correct. The time is past when economic or political action will work. We are dealing with walking pieces of human debris such as the degenerate above. They hate Christians and are dedicated to the destruction of the Constitution in general and the First Amendment in particular. It is not possible to reason with human refuse whom would pay someone to paste fake tits on him and cut his dick off in an attempt to turn him into a "woman." Forget about political or economic action. Where ballots fail bullets will prevail.

Homofascist Gaystapo Sodomite is a username i regret not having thought of when i signed up...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

I like that the religion of all the people polled was either "Christian" or "Unaffiliated." No other kinds of Americans exist.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
mental illness driven victim complex

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Top City Homo posted:

mental illness driven victim complex

*ahem* Religion is not a mental illness - it is clearly a social disease.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

CaptainSarcastic posted:

*ahem* Religion is not a mental illness - it is clearly a social disease.

evangelical snake handling christianity is

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
religions are brands of culture and the people who are likely to take part in them usually fall in to one of two categories:
normal people looking for cultural identity
sociopaths looking for power

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Research online and you'll find substantial documentation that the Biblical cities of Sodom and four other cities which God destroyed by fire and brimstone (sulphur) have been discovered. You can see where the cities once stood. The soil has been tested by a laboratory in New Zealand, found to be 95-98% pure sulphur. Ordinarily sulphur is only found in nature at 30-40% purity. Only extreme temperatures of 5,000-6,000 degrees Fahrenheit can purify sulphur. This is solid evidence that the Bible is true.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Storm clouds gathering over DC is proof that god disapproves of today's decision.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

As Christians who look to the Bible as authoritative, said the clean-shaven man

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

that we are not already in Hell.

Thessalonians 1:9 - "They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the lord and from the majesty of his power".

I don't know about you but I see a shitload of entropy but no power of god.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

wont someone feed the tree of liberty with the blood of communists?

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

Top City Homo posted:

wont someone feed the tree of liberty with the blood of communists?

lol there are no communists in the US

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Kanthulhu posted:

lol there are no communists in the US

you can thank senator mccarthy for that

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Look, I'm sick and tired of pointing this out, but my name isn't Satan.
It's just Stan. Stanley to my friends.

-Stan
...

Hail Stan.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Jun 27, 2015

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
What if this is already Hell, and if you sin, you go to Sub-Hell?

How can we tell the difference with no external reference?
...
And if a bad dog dies, does he go to Dog Hell?

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

zimboe posted:

What if this is already Hell, and if you sin, you go to Sub-Hell?

How can we tell the difference with no external reference?
...
And if a bad dog dies, does he go to Dog Hell?

no all dogs go to heaven, i saw a documentary on it when i was a kid

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

zimboe posted:

What if this is already Hell, and if you sin, you go to Sub-Hell?

How can we tell the difference with no external reference?
...
And if a bad dog dies, does he go to Dog Hell?

no such thing as bad dogs

Sinking Ship posted:

no all dogs go to heaven, i saw a documentary on it when i was a kid

correct

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
So if there's a Dog Heaven, how do they deal with all the heavenly dogshit?
does it just fall through the clouds and rain down on earth?

I have not yet observed or heard of any accounts of such a phenomonon.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Kanthulhu posted:

lol there are no communists in the US

lieberals then?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I saw this today, outside one of our neighbors homes. Did I think, "How amazing--that a bush would grow into that shape!"?

Of course not. Only a fool would think that something with such obvious design, would be without a designer.

"The fool has said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 14:1).

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Angles are my class mates, and tution is free.

Ahsome.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


"Trying to play 3rd and Long in the hopes the other team won't get a Safety."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



I'm the quotation marks around Christian

Mathlete
Nov 30, 2005

It's hip to be a squared square.
Satan is my batshit crazy professor who ogles all the girls in the class but has tenure so there's nothing the department can do about it.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im the janitor who gently caress catholic school girls as payment for beer

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mathlete posted:

Satan is my batshit crazy professor who ogles all the girls in the class but has tenure so there's nothing the department can do about it.

Hail Satan.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

You're an abomination and going to hell becuase you have no soul. But I'm not judging or anything.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

spacemang_spliff posted:

You're an abomination and going to hell becuase you have no soul. But I'm not judging or anything.

Ugh why is it that when I express my opinion that gay people are filthy deviants who prey on children, spread disease, and are responsible for the nation's moral decline people get all mad and say mean things like that I'm stupid or a bigot or whatever?

I'm just expressing my completely apolitical, harmless opinion, but you liberals keep resorting to us-vs-them poo poo and childish insults! Who's the real bully here?

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Mathlete
Nov 30, 2005

It's hip to be a squared square.

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