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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it's true

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GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013


e: nm, I suck at computing.

GoodyTwoShoes fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Aug 30, 2014

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
worms are probably eating his rotting tiny dick right about now

makes you think. the universe is silly and weird.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
On the plus side this fellow may have saved the world from countless other incidents of this type by giving other pathetic antisocial losers someone to look at and go "Well gently caress, at least I'm not that little human being bitch elliot rodger lol"

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i think in one of his videos where he's driving around like some crazed metrosexual

he looks into the camera and tries to do this sly smile but you can see how dead and crazed his eyes look and it looks creepy/hilarious.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Quickscope420dad posted:

time to loving ruin the thread then since it's just going round in circles now:


If the US outlawed guns, he would've probably been just another loser

but if the sorority girls were packing heat, he would have quickly been neutralized.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Kelfeftaf posted:

but if the sorority girls were packing heat, he would have quickly been neutralized.

If his roommates had knives in their hands while they were sleeping we wouldn't even know this guy's name.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
If just one woman lowered her standards a bit and slept with Elliot, he wouldn't have felt the need to shoot anyone.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ScratchAndSniff posted:

If just one woman lowered her standards a bit and slept with Elliot, he wouldn't have felt the need to shoot anyone.

lol "a bit"

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Quickscope420dad posted:

time to loving ruin the thread then since it's just going round in circles now:


If the US outlawed guns, he would've probably been just another loser

I would claim that because he's Asian he'd have just stabbed a bunch of people, but Elliot would take offense to being stereotyped as one of the 'lesser races.'

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

His British blood made him a shooter.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i wonder how he would have coped with prison if he had hosed up his suicide :stare:

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

gorki posted:

i wonder how he would have coped with prison if he had hosed up his suicide :stare:

Forced prison wife.

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

I can't comprehend how this guy really sucked so bad at getting laid. I'm a shut-in book reading nerd, but it's pretty easy wooing a girls socks off. just buy her food wow

also if he botched his suicide he'd have penises in his pooper 24/7

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Quickscope420dad posted:

time to loving ruin the thread then since it's just going round in circles now:


If the US outlawed guns, he would've probably been just another loser

Darn. Tooting. This.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm lonely and I might murder a lot of people

anybody want to gently caress me, or be my friend?

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
IIRC he accidentally shot himself in the head while attempting to reload in the middle of his rampage

His death was like his life, a self-inflicted pussy fuckup

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


whip posted:

Forced prison wife.
I think it's more likely that some other inmate would beat him to death for looking so eminently punchable.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zeno-25 posted:

IIRC he accidentally shot himself in the head while attempting to reload in the middle of his rampage

His death was like his life, a self-inflicted pussy fuckup

nah he planned to kill himself. come on at least give him one thing.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Quickscope420dad posted:

time to loving ruin the thread then since it's just going round in circles now:


If the US outlawed guns, he would've probably been just another loser

Didn't he stab like three of his roommates to death?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

did old mate beat off at all? no release, only in death?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



Toad Tunnel posted:

but it's pretty easy wooing a girls socks off. just buy her food wow

do you bang homeless teenage runaways exclusively?

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

afkmacro posted:

do you bang homeless teenage runaways exclusively?

just buy EXPENSIVE food jeez

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
He should have smoked weed

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

elliot rodger is loving in heaven

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

toggle posted:

elliot rodger is loving in heaven

he's getting a good rodgering oi mate

im surprised he had the balls to plunge his knife into his room mates' bodies. i read some book on killing and warfare, even most soldiers supposedly shy away from penetration-like strikes because theres something too intimate about it, something overtly sexual. you feel the knife going in, etc. a lot of weapons are made or used for slashing for that reason, or something. odd that he chose to pierce the closest three males

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I wish he had got arrested and detective elliot stabler made fun of his dick a lot

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Consummate Professional posted:

I wish he had got arrested and detective elliot stabler made fun of his dick a lot

If this guuy was in an episode of svu wed probably complain he was unrealistic because no way anyone is that much of a loser. and also prob someone would bust out the word problematic and say its stereotyping mixed race kids as defective

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
He couldn't get some poon driving a BMW and being from a famous family. Lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

his family wasnt famous and not actually that wealthy

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

afkmacro posted:

do you bang homeless teenage runaways exclusively?

wait wasn't there an E/N thread about a goon who wanted to do exactly that

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

toggle posted:

did old mate beat off at all? no release, only in death?

quote:

One time while I was alone at Planet Cyber, I saw an older teenager watching pornography. I saw in detail a video of a man having sex with a hot girl. The video showed him stick his penis inside a girl’s vagina. I didn’t know anything about sex at the time. I barely even knew what sex was. I was slowly starting to develop sexual feelings for hot girls, but I didn’t know what to do with them. To see this video really traumatized me. I had no idea what I was seeing... I couldn’t imagine human beings doing such things with each other. The sight was shocking, traumatizing, and arousing. All of these feelings mixed together took a great toll on me. I walked home and cried by myself for a bit. I felt too guilty about what I saw to talk to my parents about it. I was quite shaken for a few days.

This was among the very first glimpses I had of sex. Finding out about sex is one of the things that truly destroyed my entire life. Sex... the very word fills me with hate. Once I hit puberty, I would always want it, like any other boy. I would always hunger for it, I would always covet it, I would always fantasize about it. But I would never get it. Not getting any sex is what will shape the very foundation of my miserable youth. This was a very dark day.

Soon enough, I would inevitably find out about what sex was, whether I saw that foul video or not. Boys at my school started talking about it. Connor Hanrahan and his friend Jordan Carlton one day told me exactly what happens when a man and a woman have sex. Finding out about sex was just the beginning of my horrific downfall.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

THS posted:

his family wasnt famous and not actually that wealthy
shhhh you'll ruin the narrative goons have constructed to feel superior

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

shhhh you'll ruin the narrative goons have constructed to feel superior

Im not sure how anyone needs any kind of "narrative" to feel superior to elliot rodger, of all people

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
He didn't really die. This happened:

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

shhhh you'll ruin the narrative goons have constructed to feel superior

I mean really, haven't we all gone to public schools in affluent white suburbs and lived in mcmansions and traveled the whole planet? tsk, tsk, you silly goons

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Filippo Corridoni posted:

I mean really, haven't we all gone to public schools in affluent white suburbs and lived in mcmansions and traveled the whole planet? tsk, tsk, you silly goons

Two out of three.

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?

NiceGuy posted:

On the plus side this fellow may have saved the world from countless other incidents of this type by giving other pathetic antisocial losers someone to look at and go "Well gently caress, at least I'm not that little human being bitch elliot rodger lol"

For a long time, rodger's only friend was an ultra-goony, super nerdy fellow WOW-addict friend named James. One day Elliot got drunk at some party and went all ":qq: I SHOULD BE KING OF THE WOMEN AND JOCKS:qq:", after this James severed completely.

it's very hard to disturb people who spend their entire lives playing video games and shunning human interaction, but Rodger da Pussy-Dodger did it.

platedlizard posted:

Two out of three.

not even remotely suprised

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



afkmacro posted:

do you bang homeless teenage runaways exclusively?

They don't even have to be homeless runaways. Here, check out this sick game that you too can lay down at your local high school:

"Hey girls, you look like you need someone to buy you beer and cigarettes. I've got a drivers license and an apartment."

loving easy, son.

(Please don't actually try and gently caress high school students.)

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