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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Maybe we can get a new manager this offseason too.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

loving lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Bilirubin posted:

gently caress

Wait til next year.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
John Lackey retire bitch

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Well I was wrong. It seems Lackey does indeed loving suck

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Hey...John Lackey loving sucks

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Tormund happy.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Props to the fan who caught it

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
At least he made me donate, so that's something!

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Justin Turner is Daniel Murphy now

(except not an irredeemable shithead)

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Yesssss

Cless Alvein
May 25, 2007
Bloopity Bloo

Spring Break My Heart posted:

turner has a gross baldspot

You're right. Fucker needs to shave that garbage off his head

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I don't understand Lackey and those loving 3 straight outside pitches to Taylor.

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

There's always one guy that just shits on the Cubs relentlessly.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou joemaddonjoemaddonjoemaddonjoemaddon

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


The true wizard all along

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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I guess we’re back to Cubs lovely luck. Thankfully I won’t have to live another 108 years.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

fast cars loose anus posted:

Props to the fan who caught it
that was pro

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i hate you john lackey

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
Why did we bother watching that last inning?

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

A drug addled carney clairvoyant coulda seen that coming

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


SourKraut posted:

I guess we’re back to Cubs lovely luck. Thankfully I won’t have to live another 108 years.

it's not lovely luck to lose to a team where every single player is better than any cub

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I hope Dodgers - Astros gives us tons of javelined dogs

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

In fairness to Maddon, the 4 lefties on the bench that he didn't use in the 9th against Jansen (who lefties hit 100 points higher against) will be well rested for Tuesday.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


go astros

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

SourKraut posted:

I guess we’re back to Cubs lovely luck. Thankfully I won’t have to live another 108 years.

Yeah it's a real bad beat when John Lackey gives up a dong shot. Total freakshow

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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R.D. Mangles posted:

it's not lovely luck to lose to a team where every single player is better than any cub

Oh that’s definitely true. And on one hand it’s great to get back to the NLCS, but getting swept in it also really sucks.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol it's lackey

enjoy the walkoff dinger, see you in chicago

TMMadman posted:

Ugh. I do not feel confident in this move at all.

Pancakes posted:

And now John Lackey. This may be peak MaddonShrug.gif

Niwrad posted:

This is a remarkably stupid decision


Sydin posted:

Holy poo poo we're really throwing the game.

I mean we weren't going to win anyway, but still.

Niwrad posted:

If the World Series didn't convince you, Joe Maddon is betting on the other team

R.D. Mangles posted:

i love to give up game-losing walkoff dingers and then complaining about young people

R.D. Mangles posted:

great move to put in the guy who gave up the third most homers in major league baseball

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Well bawfuls I hope you enjoy the WS. It's pretty drat awesome.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Basticle posted:

I hope Dodgers - Astros gives us tons of javelined dogs

Cubs better get their poo poo together. I want an NL Central class of '97 reunion, not a hyper-tense Dodgers sweep

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Dodgers 9th inning pitcher Kenley Jansen. Cubs 9th inning pitcher John Lackey.

One of these things is not like the other.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

All you John Lackey haters about to eat your words.

And then there's this guy

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Your Taint posted:

Wait til next year.

Yes Lackey is retiring

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Not really Rooting for either team, that felt good to see after Lackey stepped off 8 times last AB

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

And then there's this guy

I tried to be optimistic because the Cubs pulled it off so many times last year when I thought they were out. That doesn't appear to be the case this year.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
If someone told me that the last five playoff games vs the Dodgers were actually played by the Giants I'd believe it

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
That fan catch too

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Your Taint posted:

Well bawfuls I hope you enjoy the WS. It's pretty drat awesome.

Yeah, since we won’t be back soon without significant bullpen fixes and Bryant, Rizzo and others not going cold all the time.

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