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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
a good episode :)


now its time for curling night in america

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

achillesforever6 posted:

He'll bring back the durag

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Senor Cardgage Jr.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

ChrisBTY posted:

No, not Jack's beautiful existing hair. How will I tell him apart from The Blade, Dax, Angels and John Silver now?

None of those people look anything alike

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
imagine taking advice on how to run a wrestling promotion from fuckin bischoff lmao

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1444136104303673344

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

achillesforever6 posted:

He'll bring back the durag

i was pretty sure i got spoiled by Jack in a beanie on Uno Vlog

he was rockin' it tho

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIj8T_c6uo

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Shard posted:

None of those people look anything alike

goon faceblindness is a helluva drug

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Statlander continues to be the best.

Bill Brasky
Apr 13, 2008

DMorbid posted:

Senor Cardgage Jr.

Aww, so cool!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

RandolphCarter posted:

Statlander continues to be the best.

She's such a lovable weirdo and also a super powerful hoss

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1444135487032242179?s=20

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

DMorbid posted:

Senor Cardgage Jr.

I feel as though "sketchy, inarticulate luchador who carries a bag of melted candy bars to the ring" is a gimmick that could get over in the right fed.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

DMorbid posted:

Senor Cardgage Jr.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

https://twitter.com/BootyLoverWorld/status/1444134957199339520?t=viUobMmkz2UvEnMd2Yzb5w&s=19

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
just wanted to let you know I too have been with lee johnson

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Pamela Springstein posted:

just wanted to let you know I too have been with lee johnson

"Cody, Julia and I are dating."
"That's great, but why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Bray "Snoozin'" Wyatt showed up?!?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
youd never guess why they call him big shotty

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




It should be 10 seconds left in the countdown and someone grabs the belt.


the mystery competitor is never revealed.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

asmr_barber_cutting_hair.mp4

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rampagethoughts

1) Bryan Danielson vs Nick Jackson. God, this is so great. Danielson is a murderbomb, Nick is clowning all over the place. Bryan is just unstoppable and sadistic. God, I love gruesome looking joint manipulation. Bucks are cheating assholes, Nick gets some air and punishes Bryan, Bryan goes on the offensive. God, these guys are so much fun to watch. After a lot of awesome back and forth, Danielson locks in the Cattle Mutilation and Jackson taps.

Everyone's guys come out, brawl brawl brawl, snare trap on Cole, LaBell Lock on Omega. Great.

Starks package. Him driving and talking poo poo on Cage.

Punk package. Puts Hobbs over.

2) Jade Cargill vs Nyla Rose vs Thunder Rosa. Lots of hard strikes to start. Jade is a bit of a third wheel in the early going. Rosa is so good and so much fun to watch. Jade does her spots well and can be guided to good stuff. Couple of very scruffy pin attempts. Jade needs to figure out what to do when not involved in a spot. Beautiful table spot with Nyla and Thunder. Jade wins, which I guess was inevitable.

Malakai / Cody package. Cool.

Sammy victory package. Bobby Fish next week.

Casino ladder match looks stacked.

Orange vs Jack interview. It's time for the main event!

3) Orange Cassidy vs Jack Evans. Fun nonsense, lots of hair based offense. A very active Orange, a very motivated Orange, and some stuff with real impact. Fuckery from the HFO late in the show, but Best Friends come out, then the Dark Order. Evans loses and Chuckie dressed as a barber looks delighted. Angelico does a Flair Flop. Nice.

For maybe the first time a head shaving in a wrestling ring actually looks pretty good.

Dark Order / Best Friends group hug. Nice.

Fun one hour show.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


I keep saying it but I'll say it again. Jade unquestionably needs to be carried to a good match. But she CAN be carried and is visibly improving every match.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Renaissance Spam posted:

I keep saying it but I'll say it again. Jade unquestionably needs to be carried to a good match. But she CAN be carried and is visibly improving every match.

She is undoubtedly getting better. And matches like this help. For similar reasons I think she would benefit from being in more tags.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Lamuella posted:

She is undoubtedly getting better. And matches like this help. For similar reasons I think she would benefit from being in more tags.

A Deeb and Jade pairing could be a lot of fun..

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Still laughing thinking about OC having no idea he was about to be in a hair vs. hair match, having it explained to him, and responding with a strategy of,"Well I won't lose then." :laugh:

Oasx
Oct 11, 2006

Freshly Squeezed
Orange Cassidy is the best, and the finish with -1 was so :3:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the small child is simply too heavily featured on a show about murder and cussing

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Cavauro posted:

the small child is simply too heavily featured on a show about murder and cussing

And do not forget having Gallows jerking all the time backstage.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Shard posted:

None of those people look anything alike

On one hand; I know this.
On the other hand I mistook Silver and Angels several times over the course of the 16 man tag.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

ChrisBTY posted:

On one hand; I know this.
On the other hand I mistook Silver and Angels several times over the course of the 16 man tag.

How

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

Jonny Nox posted:

It should be 10 seconds left in the countdown and someone grabs the belt.


the mystery competitor is never revealed.

I feel like I'd love to see this at least once, just to put the idea of it happening in people's heads.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument


Wide angle shots combined with a TV stuck on Standard Def because we have an ancient cable box and nobody in the house wants to deal with upgrading it mostly.

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