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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


louisgod was always trash and I don't know why anyone would let him be a mod of anything

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Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

I may have missed part of it but from what I remember the "outing" was just some GBS poster saying "lol you buy stuff retail and then repackage" with zero evidence and nothing else beyond that.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3418413

Is the mod challenge thread I think but I don't have archives

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
That doesn't seem that creepy, to me. She made the joke of it being a personal ad first even. Maybe creepy is relative but that's nowhere near "take a picture of you putting your dick in a flask".

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

ravenkult posted:

louisgod was always trash and I don't know why anyone would let him be a mod of anything

Ahem, may I introduce you to the SA mod team hall of fame...

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

That doesn't seem that creepy, to me. She made the joke of it being a personal ad first even. Maybe creepy is relative but that's nowhere near "take a picture of you putting your dick in a flask".

Any chance of doing some quotes for non-archives?

And who did the dick in a flask challenge?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Sure, this thread was posted in games, not SA-mart:

OP:

Standard Goddess posted:

Young attractive Canadian woman, likes long walks on the beach and playing old outdated but super-awesome videogames. Searching for that special someone to point her in the right direction to find a copy of Ultima 7 and fulfill her nostalgic videogaming desires. PC only please.



(I've searched all the Game Cycle type stores in my hometown and am trying to avoid EBay only because they are listed at stupid high prices, plus I'd like to avoid cross border issues. Yes they are available for a reasonable price on Amazon - its my last resort... still would like to try a Canadian route).

Louisgod posted:

:siren: LET'S DO THIS. :siren:


1) Post a picture or video of yourself with video game paraphernalia covering your naughty bits.

2) Alternatively, make lingerie out of video game paraphernalia and model it for us in this thread.

3) Produce an OK Cupid or eHarmony video explaining how hot and bothered Ultima makes you and how you pine for a a soulmate that plays nothing but Ultima. Post it here.

Successfully completing any of these tasks may result in a) a copy of Ultima 7 from somebody and b) not being banned.

Someone else can post the, uhh, results if they want, I'm at work. For similar reasons I'm not gonna go hunting for the flask thread but I know it was in GBS.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS has a new favorite as of 18:43 on Apr 21, 2017

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Only bother with the results if they were fun imo. I was just curious if LouisGod or AxeManiac didn't actually do anything, after all. Not as bad as what it was made out to be (post tits or get out) if that's it, but still creepy. Can't see all of the context, of course, but I don't get why that was even made into a mod challenge.

Sort of a dumb joke to phrase a SA mart thread as a personal ad, but the leap to making a sexy challenge is still completely inappropriate imo.

Anyway, thanks!

Still wanna know about the dick-in-a-flask challenge, tho.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Sure, this thread was posted in games, not SA-mart:

OP:



Someone else can post the, uhh, results if they want, I'm at work. For similar reasons I'm not gonna go hunting for the flask thread but I know it was in GBS.

I think his defense was "Honestly I'm not expecting any of these to be attempted this is just a precursor to banning her for soliciting for free stuff" but it was still creepy as poo poo and only redeemed by all the other posters who leapt to the challenge and tried to outdo each other.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat/1/ yall silly

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Neat. I don't really get seeing Abe as shrieking on that bet. Despite it being a slight cop-out, he put in a bunch of effort that went beyond just eating fruit as a cop-out. Like, the alternative would be to mince an actual hat made of a safe material to the point of it being unrecognizable, and mix it into actual food. That'd require less effort, I'd think. Unless goons actually thought it would be possible to take big cartoony bites out of a hat somehow.

Didn't realize that was the flask challenge. I just remembered people being mad about the bet.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

That doesn't seem that creepy, to me. She made the joke of it being a personal ad first even. Maybe creepy is relative but that's nowhere near "take a picture of you putting your dick in a flask".

It's completely creepy what the gently caress is wrong with you.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Grem posted:

It's completely creepy what the gently caress is wrong with you.

He's a Something Awful mod, why do you even ask?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I always felt a little bad that I got a copy of Natural Selection 2 from Axemaniac by pretending I'd watched one of his steam shots videos and entering a thread contest, and then never played i5, but now I don't

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

RFC2324 posted:

He's a Something Awful mod, why do you even ask?

Yes, we get such a wide variety of problems

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Grem posted:

It's completely creepy what the gently caress is wrong with you.
I dunno, posting a picture you're gonna declare yourself as attractive in an OP was an E/N rule for years. Back then creating a "bad thread" was treated as a big deal (for better or for worse) and one which was, by definition, only interesting to you was definitely considered "banworthy".

The point was to give someone a cheeky out from getting banned and to see funny pictures of other people making stuff out of video game accessories. "Post a picture of yourself in a bikini" might be creepy while "post yourself in a bikini made out of discarded videogame equipment" is mostly just funny, and obviously he included an out because he did not expect her to actually do that. I don't think WACKY MOD CHALLENGES are very funny in general but that seems pretty par for the course to me. Again, precedent here was a literal dick in a flask, this was tame.

His own response was here fwiw:

quote:

All of you saying I'm being creepy about this: That was not my intent, at all. If you really feel that I want to see a woman strip for me, fine, you can think that but really, I did the challenge for entertainment and because, y'know, we're on Something Awful, not Something Politically Correct. If she saw the fun in making a bikini or bathing suit out of SNES cartridges or instruction manuals, cool. If not, then take the challenge and make a video crying about how you want an Ultima soulmate, or tell me to gently caress off, that works too.

Look, intent here was to be fun, not creepy, so sorry it came off that way. Gonna close the thread so matters don't get worse, and you can PM me if you have any further concerns. You can also email me at Louisgod@somethingawful.com, AIM me at SA Louisgod.


edit: Also, I appreciate those of you that took it upon yourselves to post your own pictures of video games covering your junk, that should be the end result to a thread like this and was really entertaining. Thanks for injecting some humor into an otherwise lovely thread (which I admittedly started).

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

. "Post a picture of yourself in a bikini" might be creepy while "post yourself in a bikini

You are stupid as gently caress.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Grem posted:

You are stupid as gently caress.
*furiously masturbates while wearing donkey kong country instruction-manual themed lingerie*

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

If you find yourself defending a person who claims they are somehow a victim of "political correctness" you Done hosed Up

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
No one would've batted an eye if it was a male goon and a female mod. Reaaaaaally makes you think.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Makes me think that WHORE got off easy calling herself attractive and not posting a picture of herself with N64 games over her tits.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Grandmother of Five posted:

Neat. I don't really get seeing Abe as shrieking on that bet. Despite it being a slight cop-out, he put in a bunch of effort that went beyond just eating fruit as a cop-out. Like, the alternative would be to mince an actual hat made of a safe material to the point of it being unrecognizable, and mix it into actual food. That'd require less effort, I'd think. Unless goons actually thought it would be possible to take big cartoony bites out of a hat somehow.

Didn't realize that was the flask challenge. I just remembered people being mad about the bet.

I disagree, it's a complete cop-out that Abe went with a fruit hat, and the fact that he says "well it's a challenge because I don't like fruit" makes it all the lamer.

Saying "I'll eat my hat" is supposed to mean you're staking a lot on it, otherwise we'd say "I'll eat some fruit". :colbert:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

He did go out of his way to humiliate himself by walking around a mall like that. I don't wish painful shits on him, and I take him on his word that eating hat causes painful shits.
:shrug:
I thought it was funny enough when I first saw it years back.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Big Grunty Secret posted:

I disagree, it's a complete cop-out that Abe went with a fruit hat, and the fact that he says "well it's a challenge because I don't like fruit" makes it all the lamer.

Saying "I'll eat my hat" is supposed to mean you're staking a lot on it, otherwise we'd say "I'll eat some fruit". :colbert:

How would you have liked to see him do this? How much inedible material should he have been willing to ingest?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Scudworth posted:

How would you have liked to see him do this? How much inedible material should he have been willing to ingest?

It's Abe so preferably enough to kill an adult human being

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

I Said No posted:

wasnt his comic just pretty much rape jokes and gently caress all else
also lets not forget when helldump facetiously told him to draw his skull character (skullsona? w/e) sucking off tingle from zelda, he actually did it and then posted it

I don't remember any of that. Are you sure it happened?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Scudworth posted:

How would you have liked to see him do this? How much inedible material should he have been willing to ingest?

All figures of speech should be taken literally, and when they are not the appropriate reaction is, in fact, to get smugly buttmad.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


CaptainSarcastic posted:

All figures of speech should be taken literally, and when they are not the appropriate reaction is, in fact, to get smugly buttmad.

Haha you dummy butts can't feel emotions :rolleyes:

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Grem posted:

You are stupid as gently caress.

gently caress you if you don't come here to post some debaucherous poo poo

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Grandmother of Five posted:

he bravely stepped up and offered to eat a loaf of bread in order to free someone from being a "fyad friend", which is imo probably the single funniest thing about the low-carb story
It wasn't.

quote:

Nobody cares if you eat a loaf of bread, LouisGod. As if eating a loaf of bread was some truly great challenge that everyone was just dying to see anyone do.
Some of the low carb thread regulars had been complaining about having bad dreams involving carbs, such as one "nightmare" in which they found themself eating bread. Eating a loaf of bread was literally a wake-up-in-cold-sweat terror to them.

See?

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Hogge Wild posted:

I don't remember any of that. Are you sure it happened?

if you're referring to the hellbastard helldump thing i am absolutely 100% certain it happened
you uh, don't tend to forget poo poo like that :gonk:

i may be mistaken on the contents of his comic however on account of not paying it that much mind beyond "welp this is edgy trash"

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

What a bizarre cult

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Syd Midnight posted:

It wasn't.

Some of the low carb thread regulars had been complaining about having bad dreams involving carbs, such as one "nightmare" in which they found themself eating bread. Eating a loaf of bread was literally a wake-up-in-cold-sweat terror to them.

See?

Well, yeah. The reason the challenge of eating a loaf of bread made sense and was funny, was because the guy who was presented with that challenge, really was so weird about no-carb that he had bread-nightmares. That it would make sense for an outsider to accept the challenge on his behalf is just missing the point so fundamentally that it is absurd. LouisGod looked at the guy who had bread-nightmares, and somehow thought people would care in the slightest if he himself would eat the bread.

Both things are just absurd without compare, really. One of the weirdest SA stories ever.

As a follow-up, the guy from the low-carb megathread who was prescribed statins in his early 20s, from eating buckets of lard, is now much smarter, and taking advice on how to use steroids in TCC.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
did they have to eat an entire loaf of bread in one sitting because i can see that being kinda difficult and unpleasant (not to mention wasteful but eh, goons)

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

Grem posted:

Makes me think that WHORE got off easy calling herself attractive and not posting a picture of herself with N64 games over her tits.

I agree, suggesting a woman pose in lingerie of any type was inappropriate; however, asking her to post a photo of herself was not.

The rule around these parts was, for years, if you mouth off about how attractive/hot/buff/incredibly loving awesome you are--even in jest--you post a picture of yourself for your fellow goons to mock.

So I don't get the righteous indignation that suggests even asking a goon or goonette to post photos when they brag on the internet about being "attractive" is an expression of patriarchal power.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Grandmother of Five posted:

As a follow-up, the guy from the low-carb megathread who was prescribed statins in his early 20s, from eating buckets of lard, is now much smarter, and taking advice on how to use steroids in TCC.

Another TCC success story.

Also, I'm not quite as old-school as some of you but loving lol et relol at anyone ever in a million years having taken someone who gave themselves the name "Louisgod" even remotely seriously

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Grandmother of Five posted:

As a follow-up, the guy from the low-carb megathread who was prescribed statins in his early 20s, from eating buckets of lard, is now much smarter, and taking advice on how to use steroids in TCC.

lmao is he just going forum by forum until he succeeds? If so I'm looking forward to when he takes advice from PYF :getin: :eating: :vore:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pastry of the Year posted:

Another TCC success story.

Also, I'm not quite as old-school as some of you but loving lol et relol at anyone ever in a million years having taken someone who gave themselves the name "Louisgod" even remotely seriously

imo if the first thing you learn isnt "this is bad, very bad, never listen" youre a bad noobogoon (i just coined this word for a new goon, its kinda symmetric)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FilthyImp posted:

There was an increasing amount of stuff happening as the thread went on. Like he fixed the computer and struck up a good conversation. A week later she comes back/he's on a call and it's her house again and they basically exchange numbers. Some hanging out with liberal nudity. Hot tubbing. A backyard party with a bunch of industry folks. The guy eventually ascended to Goonhalla and said he wouldn't be posting anymore and that was that.

Pretty sure it was all fictional, aside from "girl brought her computer in and it was actually a porn starlet's", but I Want To Believe and all that.

That was probably Asia Carrera. She was big into web design when it was the realm of Technomancers, and she also had a gaming habit that peaked with Quake 3 or UT. IIRC, she or a fan created a skin of her to use in-game and it was A Big Deal at the time.

Unfortunately, I believe her partner died suddenly and she basically dropped out of the public eye to raise her kids and stuff.

And since this is apparently the porn star post, the forums drove off Anne Cruz by making fun of her hardcore scenes where she was spit on and made to puke.

In WoW goons also often made fun of miarose because she played on the same server as us (by coincidence) and a lot of pubbies sucked up to her.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Scudworth posted:

How would you have liked to see him do this? How much inedible material should he have been willing to ingest?
enough so that the eating dogfood thread was just a community attempt to recreate the effort.

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