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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Well gently caress.


Your Kojima name is:

Complicated Computers

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

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don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Just Offscreen posted:

Well gently caress.


Your Kojima name is:

Complicated Computers

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Your Kojima name is:

The Big Cannibals

THE NAME

Kojima  loves  to  make  people  have  names  that  start  with the word “The” and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Noooooooo I am afraid of those :(

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



failing forward posted:

The Big Cannibals

Read it as Big Cannabis for a second and thought, yeah, that'd probably fit right in.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Your Kojima name is:

Blunt Baker

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Your Kojima name is:

Big Dick Teacher

OCCUPATIONAL NAME
Kojima’s characters tend to be driven by the work that they do. That often carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Liquid Guinea Pig-Man. Horny name.

I think that means this is my fursona now?

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Old Naked Dachshund-Man

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Read it as Big Cannabis for a second and thought, yeah, that'd probably fit right in.

I wish.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
The Head Injury-Man

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Your Kojima name is:

The Old Don't Know

THE NAME

Kojima loves to make people have names that start with the word “The” and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Your Kojima name is:

Isolation Writer

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


Why is he explaining this game to bald Hitler?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm "sex ?-man" thanks kojima

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
I got Moon Moon :sigh:

psychopomp
Jan 28, 2011
My Kill writer-man
OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Kojima’s characters tend to be driven by the work that they do. That often carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

Guardian 585
Sep 6, 2004

Video Nasty posted:

Why is he explaining this game to bald Hitler?

It's Michael Jordan circa that one Hanes commercial.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Horizontal Dream-man

lol, guilty

Anyway:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer


not sure what else I was expecting, gonna be honest

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
I got "Far Meat gently caress Tank", which, frankly, is amazing.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hips don't lie, you know

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I'm "The Swarms."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Howdy I'm gently caress Genus

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Kojima Name:

The Crippled Death-Man

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG
Your Kojima name is:

The Used Pain

THE NAME

Kojima loves to make people have names that start with the word “The” and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Your Kojima name is:

Hideo

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar

Good Omens is a great book.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

CannonFodder posted:

Like a Klingon trying to send back blood worms at a deli.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

What other porn is bigfoot gonna look at?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



He’s into human porn, that pervert

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Your Kojima name is:

MacReady Slinger

OCCUPATIONAL NAME


Considering my coworkers constantly make Snake jokes at me for wearing a bandana this is pretty hilarious.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Your Kojima name is:



dance Warsaw-man



COOL NAME



Kojima loves to be cool. Sometimes, his idea of cool is a bit strange, but it is always cool to Hideo Kojima, and that’s what matters.



Cool.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Your Kojima name is:

The Loneliness

THE NAME

Kojima  loves  to  make  people  have  names  that  start  with the word “The” and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?





It’s a photo, but is it funny?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Your Kojima name is:
Ugh Design-man
OCCUPATIONAL NAME

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I can’t wait to see more Kojima names

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

RCarr posted:

I can’t wait to see more Kojima names

Unironically same

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