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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

queserasera posted:

The hell is an innie pussy.

Let's be real, it's highly unlikely this dude has ever seen or touched a vagina in real life so I wouldn't try too hard to make sense of it.

Along the same lines lots of virgins have their hymens break from something completely non sexual so being obsessed with an intact hymen is really loving stupid (it still would be anyway but you know what I mean)

Edit duh it's self.incels so he definitely hasn't seen or touched one :downs:

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Dixville posted:

Ha ha yes the encyclopedic knowledge of her whole life is totally a good point in this conversation and not horribly creepy!

People remembering things you tell them is terrifying.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

queserasera posted:

The hell is an innie pussy.

One that looks like his favorite hentais.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Nuebot posted:

One that looks like his favorite hentais.

So pixelated?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

People remembering things you tell them is terrifying.

Fair enough, just seemed like a lot of things to remember off the top of his head to me :shrug:

I admittedly tend to be a bit paranoid about stuff like this so maybe my stalker-sense is too sensitive

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Stairs posted:

So pixelated?

The olympics are in two years, buddy. It's all black bars now.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

queserasera posted:

The hell is an innie pussy.

look, say what you will about that post, I'm glad the dude at least acknowledges that trans women are women

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is it something in the air? Why's every forum about making light of genocide now? :psyduck:

Can't believe that members of internet comedy site SomethingAwful would make light of horrible topic.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
What happened to the "Anything with a pulse" policy nerds held?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ularg posted:

What happened to the "Anything with a pulse" policy nerds held?

:chloe:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Have people forgot the 2000's already?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
Squirting like a firehose is gonna very pretty old when the dude constantly has to change his pants and calm down when she's impaling herself on his dick, repeatedly messing up his killstreaks.

Also providing minimum input on childrearing means his waifu could end up teaching her kids to crave Chads and you'd think an Incel like him would know what childbirth does to a woman's body.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ularg posted:

What happened to the "Anything with a pulse" policy nerds held?

You're thinking of a different species of nerd.

Incels are what happens when the classic Internet Male is hit with a Chernobyl-sized burst of radiation and metastasizes like it was in a 1950s monster movie.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

queserasera posted:

The hell is an innie pussy.

Incels believe that as a woman has sex, the labia becomes bigger and more prominent. This leads to the term of "roasties" for girls who have (supposedly) hosed a lot, as their vaginas are supposed to resemble roast beef sandwiches.

So an innie pussy is one with small, barely visible labia, marking the girl as "pure" in their eyes.

It's all very dumb.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Innie pussy will do

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

People remembering things you tell them is terrifying.

It is to me, as I have the world's shittiest memory. Whenever anyone remembers stuff that happened more than a week ago I assume they have a massive word document somewhere where they write down everything we've ever said to each other because obviously there's no way they could be storing it in their brain.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Somebody needs to commit the Game Theory Guy for his own good
https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/1003110926839635969?s=21

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Trig Discipline posted:

It is to me, as I have the world's shittiest memory. Whenever anyone remembers stuff that happened more than a week ago I assume they have a massive word document somewhere where they write down everything we've ever said to each other because obviously there's no way they could be storing it in their brain.

If you're not joking about this I'd see a specialist about it because that's not normal.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Trig Discipline posted:

It is to me, as I have the world's shittiest memory. Whenever anyone remembers stuff that happened more than a week ago I assume they have a massive word document somewhere where they write down everything we've ever said to each other because obviously there's no way they could be storing it in their brain.

I can't even remember names until I use them 100 times. How do people do this?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Can't believe that members of internet comedy site SomethingAwful would make light of horrible topic.

I can't believe that members of the internet comedy site SomethingAwful would have unfunny people post on its forums, and yet here we are.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Trig Discipline posted:

It is to me, as I have the world's shittiest memory. Whenever anyone remembers stuff that happened more than a week ago I assume they have a massive word document somewhere where they write down everything we've ever said to each other because obviously there's no way they could be storing it in their brain.

Aren't you a PhD researcher?

Anyway, my brain also doesn't work, so I can't argue against that particular angle.

Edit:

Ularg posted:

I can't even remember names until I use them 100 times. How do people do this?

When I was a young man, I used to see television commercials for memory systems, and they _always_ used the example of forgetting people's names after you've been introduced. I always laughed at it, because how hard is it to remember someone's name? Now, when I'm introduced to people, I literally hear, "Hello, my name is blah." If I remember your name fifteen seconds after we meet, it's a loving miracle.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I super appreciate that post, my university now has a policy stating that every event on campus has to acknowledge that it was built on stolen Treaty 7 land, and I've done some work through internships with indigenous leaders with regards to recreation and conservation projects on indigenous lands in the foothills and Rockies. I feel I don't know enough to properly educate others, though, and definitely want to learn more.

Tiberius has previously recommended this book to me, which is a biography by and of Edmund Metatawabin who went to St Anne's residential school (the one with the electric chair), so I figured I'd pass it on. It's a very emotional read, because he doesn't just talk about his time at the school, but also about how this messed him up for the rest of his life and how much effort it took to move on from it and begin to heal. Can't recommend it enough.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Samovar posted:

I can't believe that members of the internet comedy site SomethingAwful would have unfunny people post on its forums, and yet here we are.

Turn your monitor on.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If you're not joking about this I'd see a specialist about it because that's not normal.

I'd be concerned if it hadn't been the case for my entire life. Oddly enough though I have a weirdly good memory for music, food, geography, and numbers. Just nothing else whatsoever.

I actually did go to a doctor about memory issues in grad school and she said "nothing's wrong with you but if you drink less coffee and manage your stress level you might see some improvements" to which the only realistic response is "my career is basically a process of turning coffee into stress, lol".


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Aren't you a PhD researcher?

Yeah but mostly that requires me to be clever about a specific type of problems more than retentive in general. I just developed work habits that supplement my chronic inability to remember poo poo.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I think I found the deepest cut.


Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Trig Discipline posted:

It is to me, as I have the world's shittiest memory. Whenever anyone remembers stuff that happened more than a week ago I assume they have a massive word document somewhere where they write down everything we've ever said to each other because obviously there's no way they could be storing it in their brain.

You know what'll do that? Xanax. I take 4 a day and kinda just live in the moment because it fucks up your "little things" memory. Like I can tell you I have continuing education on Tuesday next week, and docket after that on Thursday, but some days I'll get home and just not remember what I really did that day. Also unless I try really hard I will forget what thread I made this post in and go looking for replies when I wake up tomorrow. I'll know I made a post, just not what thread or the content of the post until I look it back up. Medicine is weird. At least I don't wanna kill myself all the time and I can go to the store without getting irrationally angry.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Untrustable posted:

You know what'll do that? Xanax. I take 4 a day and kinda just live in the moment because it fucks up your "little things" memory. Like I can tell you I have continuing education on Tuesday next week, and docket after that on Thursday, but some days I'll get home and just not remember what I really did that day. Also unless I try really hard I will forget what thread I made this post in and go looking for replies when I wake up tomorrow. I'll know I made a post, just not what thread or the content of the post until I look it back up. Medicine is weird. At least I don't wanna kill myself all the time and I can go to the store without getting irrationally angry.

I got you fam.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Weatherman posted:

I got you fam.



How does having him set your control panel options help?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fathis Munk posted:

Incels believe that as a woman has sex, the labia becomes bigger and more prominent. This leads to the term of "roasties" for girls who have (supposedly) hosed a lot, as their vaginas are supposed to resemble roast beef sandwiches.

So an innie pussy is one with small, barely visible labia, marking the girl as "pure" in their eyes.

It's all very dumb.

I'm guessing their logic is that porn stars with innie pussies have all had cosmetic surgery?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Turn your monitor on.

Lol that you think I use a monitor when writing in this thread.

Just lol.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Untrustable posted:

You know what'll do that? Xanax. I take 4 a day and kinda just live in the moment because it fucks up your "little things" memory. Like I can tell you I have continuing education on Tuesday next week, and docket after that on Thursday, but some days I'll get home and just not remember what I really did that day. Also unless I try really hard I will forget what thread I made this post in and go looking for replies when I wake up tomorrow. I'll know I made a post, just not what thread or the content of the post until I look it back up. Medicine is weird. At least I don't wanna kill myself all the time and I can go to the store without getting irrationally angry.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

but that's not how any of this works :saddowns:

I was afraid it was some sort of new belly button vagina fetish and I wasn't about to go do my own research. Someone also needs to tell him that the squirts are just redirected pee.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

omfg lol

THIS is the good poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trig Discipline posted:

"my career is basically a process of turning coffee into stress, lol"

Science is an organic process for the conversion of coffee to knowledge. The stress is a by-product.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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queserasera posted:

but that's not how any of this works :saddowns:

I was afraid it was some sort of new belly button vagina fetish and I wasn't about to go do my own research. Someone also needs to tell him that the squirts are just redirected pee.

If that’s true then why is it such a turn-on for him HUH

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

Science is an organic process for the conversion of coffee to knowledge. The stress is a by-product.

ah poo poo i got the hoses put on backerds

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009

AlbieQuirky posted:

Don't forget the delightful European people who tell you how racist the US is (super racist, no argument there) but then go on and on about "the Gypsies" and when you call them on it, they are all "Oh, you don't understand, Gypsies really are terrible!"

I am a Romany. Whenever people find out, generally after saying something like that, their back pedalling will be "But you pass as white". And within an hour they will suggest I cut my hair short, and tell me I should stop wearing skirts.

Fun fact, an Asian friend suggested I should start presenting as Pakistani, because "You can easily get away with that".

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
More low-hanging fruit.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I can't decide whether I like "females will be the death of our species" or "are we part of the LGBT community" now, in terms of absolute idiocy.

Edit: oh poo poo I didn't see that eating outside makes you a cuck

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Cythereal posted:

More low-hanging fruit.



So many thread titles and so little time.

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