The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Spiffster posted:

Thank you, Come again!

Here are TWO free tickets!

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:09

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 11:39

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Here are TWO free tickets!

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:34

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Man Alive! posted:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:04

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Ooh, I love legitimate theater!

# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

While directing Hats Off to Chanukah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders? The review, "Play Enjoyed by All," speaks for itself.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:21

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Ainsley McTree posted:

Here are TWO free tickets!

Why do you mock me, oh Lord!?

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Apr 3, 2014

# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:23

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

IMJack posted:

While directing Hats Off to Chanukah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders? The review, "Play Enjoyed by All," speaks for itself.

Another triumph!

# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:37

WITNESS THE POWER!: Jun 13, 2009; Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

C'MON MARGE LEMME IIIIIINNNN...

...there's crickets out here. :ohdear:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Why do you mock me, oh Lord!?

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

WITNESS THE POWER! posted:

C'MON MARGE LEMME IIIIIINNNN...

...there's crickets out here.

Witness, there's a spider near my car keys! :ohdear:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:21

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TMMadman posted:

Witness, there's a spider near my car keys!

To overcome the spider's curse
Simply quote a Bible verse

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:27

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Well, alright. The meaning of life is Watch an all-new Parker Lewis coming up next on FOX!!!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:19

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

IMJack posted:

Well, alright. The meaning of life is Watch an all-new Parker Lewis coming up next on FOX!!!

The only petitions that I sign are to bring back cancelled sitcoms, thank you. America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The only petitions that I sign are to bring back cancelled sitcoms, thank you. America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

Lisa: I was just thinking about a funny joke I saw on Herman's Head!
Marge: :mad:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:33

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The only petitions that I sign are to bring back cancelled sitcoms, thank you. America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

Tonight on Wings... ah, who cares.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:45

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Tonight on Wings... ah, who cares.

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Apr 4, 2014

# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:51

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

And another thing: How come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

# ? Apr 4, 2014 05:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The only petitions that I sign are to bring back cancelled sitcoms, thank you. America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

Lobo... Lobo... bring back Sheriff Lobo...

# ? Apr 4, 2014 06:35

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

TMMadman posted:

And another thing: How come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

Is this the President? ... Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get tang, it would be you... SHUT UP!!!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 13:09

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

I think I hate Ted Koppel.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 15:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Spiffster posted:

Is this the President? ... Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get tang, it would be you... SHUT UP!!!

If you like great SQT posts like "Do Shut Up" and "Shut Your Gob" you'll want to support our quote drive. If you quote even one post of SQT and don't contribute, you're a thief, a common thief!

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Apr 4, 2014

# ? Apr 4, 2014 15:59

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

TMMadman posted:

If you like great SQT posts like "Do Shut Up" and "Shut Your Gob" you'll want to support our quote drive. If you quote even one post of SQT and don't contribute, you're a thief, a common thief!

If they're not having a row with some wankers, they're having a go with the birds.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 16:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Uh-oh, looks like I killed Wilson!

I guess it's back to jail for me!

Another joke I didn't entirely get as a kid...obviously there's the first layer, Tim kills his neighbor. But the meta-layer is that Tim Allen went to jail briefly in the 80's for dealing drugs, but got a super-light plea deal in exchange for squealing on EVERYONE.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 16:51

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Daktar posted:

If they're not having a row with some wankers, they're having a go with the birds.

Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".

# ? Apr 4, 2014 16:52

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Daktar posted:

If they're not having a row with some wankers, they're having a go with the birds.

Can I come?

...no.

And then they cut 'wankers' in the UK version. And from Mr Burns on the plane at end, with the spoon collection...

# ? Apr 4, 2014 17:32

Psychotic Puggle: May 21, 2012; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

Tokelau All Star posted:

Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity! :cry:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 18:01

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Elfface posted:

Can I come?

...no.

And then they cut 'wankers' in the UK version. And from Mr Burns on the plane at end, with the spoon collection...

Oh, it's good to hear a boisterous American laugh!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 18:02

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

You know what I love about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 18:05

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Oh that was from when we hid in the dumpster after the fire-alarm went off in the pornographic-magazine warehouse.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 18:14

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Elfface posted:

Can I come?

...no.

And then they cut 'wankers' in the UK version. And from Mr Burns on the plane at end, with the spoon collection...

Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is always a total wank.

Well if by wank you mean educational fun then stand back, it's wanking time!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 19:55

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

PT6A posted:

You know what I love about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice.

Rules for Draw and Stud Poker? You're supposed to take those out of the deck!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:47

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

jscolon2.0 posted:

Rules for Draw and Stud Poker? You're supposed to take those out of the deck!

What a PITY Mr Colon!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:56

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Skeesix posted:

What a PITY Mr Colon!

I pity the fool... that doesn't like C.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

What a PITY Mr Colon!

I expect you to die and be a cheap funeral.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Uh-oh, looks like I killed Wilson!

I guess it's back to jail for me!

Another joke I didn't entirely get as a kid...obviously there's the first layer, Tim kills his neighbor. But the meta-layer is that Tim Allen went to jail briefly in the 80's for dealing drugs, but got a super-light plea deal in exchange for squealing on EVERYONE.

Hehe. I ratted on everyone and got of scot free!

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:07