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Tiberius Thyben posted:So what you are saying is that it makes you a moron. Being a really dumb idiot is kind of my thing.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Keep your head up, make eye contact, and don't look like you're lost or scared and you'll probably never get mugged. This is true most places, yes. yeah I eat rear end posted:Being a really dumb idiot is kind of my thing.
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# ? May 7, 2017 11:40 |
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So is the CC pulling a writer's strike or something
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:01 |
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Sjs00 posted:So is the CC pulling a writer's strike or something Good
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# ? May 7, 2017 16:36 |
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quote:Alright, here it goes. quote:Twice now my drunk brother has phoned me up in the middle of the night asking me to delete the dick pics he's sent to my dad's phone. yikes
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:47 |
good luck goon, one day you might be able to stay wrapped up forevorially
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:05 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:good luck goon, one day you might be able to stay wrapped up forevorially Beat me to it Mummy goon, how would you feel about your tongue being transformed into bologna? (The recognised scientific term is delitized)
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quote:Twice now my drunk brother has phoned me up in the middle of the night asking me to delete the dick pics he's sent to my dad's phone. Your brother owes you now, and I hope you know that I'm not exactly sure what making misdirected wang photos disappear discreetly should cost, mind you, but he is most definitely in your debt imo
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:16 |
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You do you mummy goon. I don't see the problem here. It's actually less physical than getting a massage every three months. If the wife is fine with that then there's no need to tell her instead of a massage you're being wrapped up in plastic. You have no idea how hard it was to type this and not slip in a "mummy issues" joke.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:21 |
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SatansOnion posted:Your brother owes you now, and I hope you know that Incest chat returns to the anon confession thread
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:23 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:... We all appreciate your restraint.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:23 |
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I guess you could say that when mummygoon found someone to indulge his fetish, he was wrapt.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:30 |
wrap ur rascals guys
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:39 |
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Wrap up the pun chain before it gets out of hand.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:58 |
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Twin Peaks season 3 is looking interesting. Glad for the gender switch Laura Palmer.
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# ? May 8, 2017 02:52 |
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SatansOnion posted:We all appreciate your restraint. You're welcome. Not being funny on this forum is kinda my thing.
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# ? May 8, 2017 02:53 |
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loquacius posted:drunk dick bro Sweet Jesus, I hope he's your half-brother with a different dad or something. I texted my dad "I love you" once when I meant it for my girlfriend, that was harrowing enough.
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# ? May 8, 2017 12:00 |
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drunk dick bro, is your brother named Carl?
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:14 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I texted my dad "I love you" once when I meant it for my girlfriend, that was harrowing enough. at being embarrassed to tell your dad you love him. Sounds like a great relationship you got there, tiger.
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:19 |
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RCarr posted:at being embarrassed to tell your dad you love him. Sounds like a great relationship you got there, tiger. projecting much, homo?
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quote:Piss goon here, I've connected my fondness of "water sports" to when I was younger. Sometimes I would take showers with my dad and he would pee on me like it was a game. I would do the same and thought it was ok. Oh well. I can live with it. my first thought was "you're gonna have to be more specific than 'piss goon'" and my second was "uh " quote:Lately I've been getting tremendous pressure from my state political party about running for political office. I get it, on paper I'm a fairly compelling candidate. I'm a successful professional and have experience with advocacy in my field, which has been a major source of political attention in the last few years. I am intelligent, highly-educated, a veteran, a Latino, and I have been married for 20 years to my wife, with whom I am raising two young children. I have met with my state party leadership on multiple occasions at their request to talk about how I feel about running for office at the state level, with an eye on the future for Federal political office. I don't think you have to worry that much if you're only running for local offices. They can't bring out the big guns for every city council seat, just economically speaking. What's the problem with letting your own party do it to see what would come up? I'd say talk to the guys trying to get you to run, in confidence and with as few specifics as possible, to see what they say. If they're on your side they have no reason to gently caress you over. alternate reply: my SA posts alone would kill any run for public office I ever made
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RCarr posted:at being embarrassed to tell your dad you love him. Sounds like a great relationship you got there, tiger. Neither of my parents (or me) said "i love you" out loud regularly until I was in my late 20s and our relationship is fine and I never felt unloved or whatever Politic goon, just do what everyone else does - make a list of who knows, and bribe them to keep their mouth shut. Or just deny it and paint them as racists trying to keep a latino from getting into office or something. Or do both. Anyway I highly doubt any "aiding and abetting kidnapping" charges would stick based on what you describe, you could just say that yes you gave her illegal documents but you had no idea what her situation was.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Neither of my parents (or me) said "i love you" out loud regularly until I was in my late 20s and our relationship is fine and I never felt unloved or whatever Nothing wrong with that, but would you texting your father "I love you" by accident be a HARROWING experience? That has nothing to do with saying I love you out loud regularly.
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:09 |
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Honestly I didn't think that part would be a problem even if you did know. Helping a woman and children escape an abusive husband/father is the kind of "crime" that can be played well in the press if your team is prepared for it. e: RCarr posted:Nothing wrong with that, but would you texting your father "I love you" by accident be a HARROWING experience? That has nothing to do with saying I love you out loud regularly. Some dads are stodgy old boomers. My dad had to be scolded by my mom before he'd start hugging me at the end of visits. Accidentally texting him "I love you" out of the blue would at least be really embarrassing for me, so I guess how weird a post that was depends on how exaggerated the "harrowing" part was
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:09 |
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RCarr posted:Nothing wrong with that, but would you texting your father "I love you" by accident be a HARROWING experience? That has nothing to do with saying I love you out loud regularly. I guess not, but it would be awkward and he'd probably ask me if I'm drunk.
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:12 |
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RCarr posted:Nothing wrong with that, but would you texting your father "I love you" by accident be a HARROWING experience? That has nothing to do with saying I love you out loud regularly. It's KomodoWagon his whole thing is that his parents hate him and can't stand his presence and he thinks this is normal and it is the only thing that makes him a Real Adult who can Take Care of Himself, and he feels sorry for the dumb babies who still want their mommy to be a positive part of their lives
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:16 |
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I tell my parents I love them after every phone call, but I've never texted it to them. Texting it sounds weirder than saying it to me.
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:23 |
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I'm incapable of feeling love so if I texted that someone would think i'm drunk or schitzo
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:32 |
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Reluctant politician goon, think of it this way: by running for office, you'll be carrying on the Democratic Party's proud Tammany Hall tradition. Those guys were all crooks who served their local immigrant communities too.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:01 |
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Plot twist, politics goon is a Republican.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:05 |
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Seriously though, Darrel Issa is probably a serial arsonist and nobody cares, and he's made a ton of headlines over the years. The former Speaker of the House molested kids and it didn't come out until a decade after he retired. Donald Trump is currently president of the United States of America. Literally nothing matters anymore.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:24 |
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got any sevens posted:I'm incapable of feeling love so if I texted that someone would think i'm drunk or schitzo Why not both?
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:34 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Seriously though, Darrel Issa is probably a serial arsonist and nobody cares, and he's made a ton of headlines over the years. The former Speaker of the House molested kids and it didn't come out until a decade after he retired. Donald Trump is currently president of the United States of America. Literally nothing matters anymore. The secret is not to apologize for poo poo If you apologize for stuff, people accept that it was worth apologizing for; if you don't they might not. Trump's response to the pussy-grabbing thing basically translated to "yes, I said that, but the thing is, I don't care and I'll even go so far as to imply I still say poo poo like that all the time when the cameras are off." Boom, no more October surprise.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:36 |
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If my dad said he loved me i would ask him if he was OK and if he's had any harmful thoughts on himself Basically if it isn't a dad joke seek a doctor
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:48 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Seriously though, Darrel Issa is probably a serial arsonist and nobody cares, and he's made a ton of headlines over the years. The former Speaker of the House molested kids and it didn't come out until a decade after he retired. Donald Trump is currently president of the United States of America. Literally nothing matters anymore. Those people are all republicans though. Things only matter if you're a democrat.
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:08 |
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alpaca diseases posted:Oh hey Carl uh what ?
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:16 |
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ReidRansom posted:Those people are all republicans though. Things only matter if you're a democrat. Things matter to independents if you're a Democratic politician; registered Dems still get really mad at you if you attempt to criticize a Democratic politician in their hearing for any reason. Independents def don't care about anything a Republican does though. I think the no-apologizing thing has something to do with it. Registered Republicans absolutely renounce any and all internal ideological consistency in favor of party politics when judging the actions of politicians tho, no question and that's not new either
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:20 |
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I love politics chat!
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:22 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I tell my parents I love them after every phone call, but I've never texted it to them. Texting it sounds weirder than saying it to me.
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Axolotl posted:I feel that if you text " I love you" to someone, that is like a written contract of affection that is in force until rescinded or amended by subsequent texts. That's why I prefer the verbal communication, in that they can only be sure that you love them at the time you said it and that such declarations do not necessarily persist over time unless continually renewed with further verbal affirmations. Keeps them on their toes and ensures that your affections are not taken for granted. See, this guy gets it.
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