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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
trump is fake

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1029429728506261505?s=20

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Mayor Dave posted:

that makes at least two voyager episodes where janeway gets weirdly pregnant

what makes it a weird pregnancy and not a non-weird one

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1062191233009893377

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Baloogan posted:

the only good thing in voy was the doctor

What's wrong with the sexy Janeway episodes? HUngh.. Hurgh...

:barf:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

RandomBlue posted:

What's wrong with the sexy Janeway episodes? HUngh.. Hurgh...

:barf:

she inflicted her holodeck hentai on the entire crew

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

"go see the troops? nah those guys hate me. go cancel the meeting or fire her idc"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




wait why is he firing her

is it because he suddenly realized she wasnt ivanka

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

wait why is he firing her

is it because he suddenly realized she wasnt ivanka

"fuk u, didn't shoot nobody"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Still not quite sure if learning this about Avery Brooks made him more awesome or less. My favorite Avery Brooks scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk-Iruh7x1M

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shear Modulus posted:

what makes it a weird pregnancy and not a non-weird one

well tbf there's only one normal pregnancy in star trek (keiko and miles)

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Shear Modulus posted:

wait why is he firing her

is it because he suddenly realized she wasnt ivanka

she told him some of his orders are illegal

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:yooge: appreciate the congrats

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Shear Modulus posted:

wait why is he firing her

is it because he suddenly realized she wasnt ivanka

She probably wasn't up for family separation round 2. LOL, no, she's a woman.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



trump needs to step up his firing game. the viewers are getting bored. he needs a real suprise firing to get the fans invested again. fire kelly or bolton orange man

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/TheGreatStorm/status/1029442872783904768

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Being crazy is like being high as gently caress all the time. That's the dream.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

well tbf there's only one normal pregnancy in star trek (keiko and miles)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Admiral Ray posted:

she told him some of his orders are illegal

lol

everyone knows the way you decline to do an order from trump you dont want to do is you agree to do it then dont do it or steal the paper off his desk or whatever. they even had a whole new york times column about it

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Shear Modulus posted:

i was going to watch it because a couple people said it was good then i saw it was like 15 minutes long and i was like uggggh

it could easily have been a 50 min video :ohdear:

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2018/nov/12/governor-calls-abortion-black-genocide-defends-hyd/

Jackson Free Press posted:

JACKSON — As state and national controversy swirls around U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith’s comment about a “public hanging” in her race against an African American opponent, Gov. Phil Bryant opened a press conference this morning implying that black women are participating in “the genocide of 20 million African American children” through legal abortions.

For statistical context on the Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith comment, hangings last happened in 1936 and 73% of those individuals hung were African American.

Vice posted:

According to the CDC, Black women in the US are three to four times as likely to die from pregnancy or childbirth-related causes than white women. A 2014 report by SisterSong and other reproductive justice organizations found that “in some areas of Mississippi, the rate of maternal death for women of color exceeds that of Sub-Saharan Africa, while the number of white women who die in childbirth is too insignificant to report.” But across the country, the maternal mortality rate is steadily rising. The most recent ratio from the CDC is 17.3 maternal deaths per 100,000 live births — the highest in the developed world.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Q never got Janeway pregnant. He wanted to but she refused, so he boned some unnamed Q from the continuum instead

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Shear Modulus posted:

lol

everyone knows the way you decline to do an order from trump you dont want to do is you agree to do it then dont do it or steal the paper off his desk or whatever. they even had a whole new york times column about it

Pretty sure that's SOP for working with any boss.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

it could easily have been a 50 min video :ohdear:

I would have watched that tbh

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

PostNouveau posted:

Something about the chain of numbers in the username, but then that's changed a few times since they started, so .....
oh that's right, I forgot how 4chan works

but then that still leaves the question of why anybody should believe what an anonymous 4chan poster says, considering a lot of what they say ends up going nowhere
someone could just make lots and lots of vague wishy-washy predictions and sooner or later people will figure out a way to interpret them as being true

you want a prophet? I've got your prophet right here
https://twitter.com/dril/status/435373709344251904

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Spergin Morlock posted:

Q never got Janeway pregnant. He wanted to but she refused, so he boned some unnamed Q from the continuum instead

That's how we got Taylor Swift.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Shear Modulus posted:

what makes it a weird pregnancy and not a non-weird one

in one she was impregnated by the pilot after they crashed on a planet and turned into salamanders not sure about the other

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

Q never got Janeway pregnant. He wanted to but she refused, so he boned some unnamed Q from the continuum instead

where we go one we go all

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Thoatse posted:

in one she was impregnated by the pilot after they crashed on a planet and turned into salamanders not sure about the other

lol the other salamander was Tom Paris

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
The best thing about the chans is that someone wrote some barely functional forum code in the early '90s and that's turned into some kind of beacon to crazy idiots so it'll never change.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Thoatse posted:

in one she was impregnated by the pilot after they crashed on a planet and turned into salamanders not sure about the other

did they cure the salamander thing or were they salamanders for the rest of thr show

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008




This is beautiful.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

RandomBlue posted:

The best thing about the chans is that someone wrote some barely functional forum code in the early '90s and that's turned into some kind of beacon to crazy idiots so it'll never change.

SA too lamo

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Shear Modulus posted:

did they cure the salamander thing or were they salamanders for the rest of thr show

It was a 90s show. Consequences were rarely permanent from episode to episode.

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Shear Modulus posted:

did they cure the salamander thing or were they salamanders for the rest of thr show

They were salamanders the whole time. The real salamanders are the ones inside you eating you from the inside out. The best salamanders are the salamanders you make along the way. Salamander or Salacantder?

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