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ded posted:yesterday i had a dream about taking the hugest god drat poo poo known to man, when i looked down into the toilet the toilet itself actually expanded to hold the giant turd. then i woke up with the feeling of needing to take a massive dump. i went to the toilet and had the biggest drat fart i think ive ever had. no poop. im poopin rn
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Cole posted:im poopin rn does monty like to watch...
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justice4trayvawn posted:does monty like to watch... Believe it or not he usually tries to follow me in and when he does he lays at my feet
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ded posted:yesterday i had a dream about taking the hugest god drat poo poo known to man, when i looked down into the toilet the toilet itself actually expanded to hold the giant turd. then i woke up with the feeling of needing to take a massive dump. i went to the toilet and had the biggest drat fart i think ive ever had. no poop. can we keep the creepy pasta out of the drunk thread please i need to sleep at some point tonight
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Cole posted:Believe it or not he usually tries to follow me in and when he does he lays at my feet aw 
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ded posted:yesterday i had a dream about taking the hugest god drat poo poo known to man, when i looked down into the toilet the toilet itself actually expanded to hold the giant turd. then i woke up with the feeling of needing to take a massive dump. i went to the toilet and had the biggest drat fart i think ive ever had. no poop. I'm always havin that dream except at boot camp i actually sharted and had to cut my name out of the underware and never got caught and there was an urban legend about the lovely underwear ghost
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Finally back in Hawaii. Time to be a single guy in Waikiki!
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Master Bateman posted:Finally back in Hawaii. Time to be a single guy in Waikiki! a magical place. a world in balance. if you can't find a tourist willing to sit on your penis, some giant loving locals will be more than happy to beat the sexual frustration out of your haole rear end.
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Victor Vermis posted:a magical place. a world in balance. That works. I'm not sure which I like more, fighting or loving.
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two of the easiest places in the world to get laid (not counting hookers), hawaii and japan
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Play-Doh dongs? Man, I wish I had known about this a few weeks ago. http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-12-30/playdoh-enrages-parents-with-a-penisshaped-baking-toy
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ded posted:two of the easiest places in the world to get laid (not counting hookers), hawaii and japan being black in japan is like the konami code for pussy
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Master Bateman posted:Finally back in Hawaii. Time to be a single guy in Waikiki! fleeing to a tropical paradise right as the snowpocaylpse hit colorado, thats some ace fuckin timing m8. drink a fruity mixed drink out of a coconut while chilling on the beach for me while i try not to freeze to death
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fleeing to a tropical paradise right as the snowpocaylpse hit colorado, thats some ace fuckin timing m8. drink a fruity mixed drink out of a coconut while chilling on the beach for me while i try not to freeze to death Yeah it was bad when I left and I hear it's worse now.
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Master Bateman posted:Yeah it was bad when I left and I hear it's worse now. 10 below outside atm
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Hit a record low 50 something in SoCal with light rain time to turn on the heater, get the blankets, and drink hot cocoa near the fireplace and hibernate. Can't go anywhere or drive in this dangerous weather
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Christoff posted:Hit a record low 50 something in SoCal with light rain time to turn on the heater, get the blankets, and drink hot cocoa near the fireplace and hibernate. Can't go anywhere or drive in this dangerous weather You joke but when I fly back to Vegas tomorrow it's going to be 30 degrees and snowing when I get there. People are going to be losing their loving minds.
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:I feel really bad for kids who grew up not experiencing the joy of snow days We got hurricane days. Hopefully the storm isn't a direct hit, that way you're just without power for several hours and everyone just gets drunk & plays football in the rain & mud.
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Bolow posted:being black in japan is like the konami code for pussy i thought japanese ladies were afraid of "coco-jin"
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Don't know about Japan, but it's definitely true in Germany.
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:I feel really bad for kids who grew up not experiencing the joy of snow days This. Snow days are the best.
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Bolow posted:being black in japan is like the konami code for pussy Nostalgia4Infinity posted:i thought japanese ladies were afraid of "coco-jin" when i was there in 97, the girl i was seeing there told me about how the black male hookers could make 100,000 yen a night easy. i didn't believe her. then she took me to a street were they all hung out waiting to get picked up in yokohama. i was blown away.
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We got a shitload of snow days in VA Beach last year but had to make all of them up by working on weekends. Even the school kids had to make stuff up. So gently caress snow days.
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Cole posted:Go on... heh it was like a whole street of black dudes looking at me wondering why i was with the japanese girl
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holocaust bloopers posted:This. Snow days are the best. Once upon a time we got like 4 feet of snow overnight and the legislature passed a law that said no more snow days as long as the buses can drive in the parking lot. So all that matters is that the school parking lot gets plowed. Doesn't matter if the roads are so bad plow trucks are getting stuck (they were) or that the power is out because the transformer outside exploded (it did), or that there's a danger of the roof collapsing (there was), all that matters is that the buses can drive IN the parking lot. But I had a series of tunnels large enough for an adult to easily crawl through connecting like 5 forts in my yard, so gently caress it.
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:I feel really bad for kids who grew up not experiencing the joy of snow days Truth. But the worst was when the news predicted a snowpocalypse, so you didn't do your homework or any of that poo poo. And then you wake up and it's totally green outside 
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:I feel really bad for kids who grew up not experiencing the joy of snow days
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Happy new years (at least here in Asia land) fellas *hick*
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Rough Lobster posted:Happy new years (at least here in Asia land) fellas Come back when it's somewhere that matters Happy new years
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Rough Lobster posted:Happy new years (at least here in Asia land) fellas happy new years being too drunk to sleep kinda sucks (>???)
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Just an FYI, this thread needs to be rebooted for 2015 I don't particularly care who makes the new one as long as it gets done by Saturday
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Stay safe tonight fellas, don't drink and drive.
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Master Bateman posted:The bikinis barely cover any butte here fuuuuuuck
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i just got back from san francisco and ate so well all week now that i'm back home i can't stop making GBS threads
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Gonna stay in this new year, marathon The Wire, and see if an ex girlfriend wants to come over for sex. Yall be safe tonight.
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