Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
I like the "give us 003 reasons" suggestion, but I also dearly hope that one of the gods just comes up with three completely half-assed reasons and we have to take them because they met our criteria.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008


Oh poo poo

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

I like the "give us 003 reasons" suggestion, but I also dearly hope that one of the gods just comes up with three completely half-assed reasons and we have to take them because they met our criteria.

Obviously we want to have fun. Winning means there is no more fun to be had, but at least your antagonist had Less Fun. Thus there is a net gain?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
I could have sworn the three reasons from the gods was already done but I also might be going crazy.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

You may be right, in which case they had better give three better reasons this time to spur GoonBlins to action.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

honestly tho, we've seen that there are gods of love, hate, and law

if the pattern holds of opposing forces, there's PROBABLY a god of chaos and that's probably the only one that is actually appropriate for 001's hivemind decision making

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
We are not chaotic. :colbert: We are a proper and stately goonocracy.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
It was stated way back that we can worship one of love/hate and one of law/chaos. I've always been rooting for worshipping either hate and law or love and chaos, and I'm currently leaning towards the latter. That being said:

>Frickin' pick already
>Make devotion to Love:ovr:

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
>Love trumps Hate

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
>HATE HAD ITS CHANCE

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
The God of chaos should be totally fine with us worshipping Law as well.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Outrail posted:

The God of chaos should be totally fine with us worshipping Law as well.

>USE LOGIC ON CHAOS GOD

Skye Robot
Dec 21, 2018

I'm just a tankie. Nobody loves me...

He's just a tankie. From an inbred family!
Fantastic thread.
Seems like this is semi-alive? I guess we'll find out on Christmas.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


























BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006






































Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
It's a Christmas... Miracle? :ohdear:

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

>HEAR SON’S MESSAGE
>”GOD OF LOVE...”
>THROW HATE GOD INTO SEA
>”...BRING US STRENGTH!”

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

>What quest?
>Civil whatsit now?

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
>No really, consume hate god.

Nomadic Scholar
Feb 6, 2013


> Save Game

> Seriously consume hate

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Nomadic Scholar posted:

> Save Game

> Seriously consume hate

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Angry Diplomat posted:

>MOVE TO SAFE DISTANCE
>SON, CONSUME HATE GOD

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



>GIVE 003 REASONS NOT TO CONSUME

ChaseSP fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Dec 26, 2018

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


ChaseSP posted:

>GIVE 003 REASONS NOT TO CONSUME

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

give the hate god to samurai gob so he can have an honorable, violent death

so, uh...

>give hate to son
>son give hate to weeb
>weaboogob last stand

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I can't remember what's going on anymore

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Leperflesh posted:

I can't remember what's going on anymore


ChaseSP posted:

>GIVE 003 REASONS NOT TO CONSUME

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> GET ON WITH IT:ovr:

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
Watch samurai anime battle

Alumnus Post
Dec 29, 2009

They are weird and troubling. We owe it to our neighbors to kill them.
Pillbug
> CHUCK HIM IN ALREADY:ovr:
> PROCLAIM CHURCH OF LOVE:ovr:
> CONSECRATE CONSUMMATE:ovr:

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Alumnus Post posted:

> CHUCK HIM IN ALREADY:ovr:
> PROCLAIM CHURCH OF LOVE:ovr:
> CONSECRATE CONSUMMATE:ovr:

At most I could get behind using the God of Hate as a grenade or something.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cmoooon, give the samurai and hate god a glorious bloodbath

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

this thread started just over 4 years ago


Bregor posted:

> GET ON WITH IT:ovr:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


>Get sledge hammer
>Smash Hategod while loudly proclaiming that we do this out of love for the world
:ovr:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>CRAFT HATERADE

Skye Robot
Dec 21, 2018

I'm just a tankie. Nobody loves me...

He's just a tankie. From an inbred family!
>Couples counseling
>Bury/Consume Hate

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Guys, guys, you clearly haven't been reading the GameFAQs guide on this game. Here's how we get BOTH the Love and Hate gods more-or-less under our control:

Step 1: 001 accepts Love God. (check!)
Step 2: 001's horde breeds like crazy. (check!)
Step 3: Newly-grown babies rock the vote - 001 becomes Mayor of Gobhovel!
Step 4: Horde schism! Leadership gets divided between hordes.
Step 5: Horde 02's Leader accepts Hate God.

Right now, however, our biggest problem is the incoming boss. Therefore, I recommend the following:

> 001 STAFF CAPSIZE BOAT:ovr:

Pea
Nov 25, 2005
Friendly neighbourhood vegetable

Leperflesh posted:

this thread started just over 4 years ago
It's a 2 year old post, but it's still relevant.

Pea posted:

All this godtalk makes me want to
>RAGEQUIT:ovr:
But first...
>THROW HATE IN OCEAN:ovr: (it's what the 001 Goblins website said we needed to do apparently)

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

We already dumped both gods into the ocean before, back when 001 made the beast with two heads.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Prince of Space posted:

Guys, guys, you clearly haven't been reading the GameFAQs guide on this game. Here's how we get BOTH the Love and Hate gods more-or-less under our control:

Step 1: 001 accepts Love God. (check!)
Step 2: 001's horde breeds like crazy. (check!)
Step 3: Newly-grown babies rock the vote - 001 becomes Mayor of Gobhovel!
Step 4: Horde schism! Leadership gets divided between hordes.
Step 5: Horde 02's Leader accepts Hate God.

Right now, however, our biggest problem is the incoming boss. Therefore, I recommend the following:

> 001 STAFF CAPSIZE BOAT:ovr:

As the author of that GameFAQ, I have to admit there's been a patch since then... but it's still worth a shot!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply