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Furb: Apr 17, 2001

yippeekiyaymf posted:

Have Pele and Oddjob posted yet?

I haven't read those names in loving forever. The pictures are still seared into my mind.

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:16

cum: Sep 18, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoomTrainPhD posted:

He�s a disgraced, permabanned, domestic abusing pile of garbage. He was certainly not a goon.

Because goons are good people am i right

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:58

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You can be emptyquoted and hell, it's got that beautiful color.

Emptyquotes are a greater high than any Twitter retweet

# ? Nov 12, 2021 04:59

pliable: Sep 26, 2003; this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc; Fun Shoe

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Please stick around, people who are returning. Twitter brain rot is life threatening but treatable.

Dude you made dark mode happen. My eyes thank you every day for that

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:00

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Lowtax lives on
In all of us

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:00

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

pillsburysoldier posted:

Lowtax lives on
In all of us

lol gross

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:00

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Ew no thanks

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:01

NotShadowStar: Sep 20, 2000

This is the good poo poo I remember. Us old fucks had our literary spear tips forged in this hellsite. Our wits sharped to such a point in this loving crucible, three words, effortless, are so above and beyond the best top hot garbage on fully monetized display. Be funny, be witty, be literately acute, or get hosed, get banned, and pay :tenbux: to try again.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:01

Kill All Cops: Apr 11, 2007; Pacheco de Chocobo; Hell Gem

rip dick kyanka

Boba Pearl posted:

not everyone is old binch

drat, a legitimate longav

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:02

geekygrrl: Apr 16, 2002

TenementFunster posted:

gb2lurking

No idea who you are, but I see I banned you once. Lol.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:02

Dexanth: Dec 4, 2003; The last thing an ice cream cone ever sees

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You can be emptyquoted and hell, it's got that beautiful color.

wait doesnt that get you banned still

someone please emptyquote itt to test this

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:02

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Lowtax going out Willy Loman style to rally one last Goon Drive is a beautiful and poignant end

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:02

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Propaganda Hour posted:

Emptyquotes are a greater high than any Twitter retweet

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:03

Dexanth: Dec 4, 2003; The last thing an ice cream cone ever sees

cheetah7071 posted:

thank you for your potential sacrifice

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

geekygrrl posted:

No idea who you are, but I see I banned you once. Lol.

is there literally a single mod that hasn't banned tf at some point

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:04

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Dexanth posted:

wait doesnt that get you banned still

someone please emptyquote itt to test this

You can emptyquote in GBS.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:04

geekygrrl: Apr 16, 2002

NotShadowStar posted:

Astounding�

�that this hellsite still exists, it�s exactly the same for 20 years, and (most of) you old fucks are still alive.

I think most of us had to figure out what the hell our logins/passwords were nearly a decade after our last time here.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:04

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Death of a Taxman

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:05

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

NotShadowStar posted:

This is the good poo poo I remember. Us old fucks had our literary spear tips forged in this hellsite. Our wits sharped to such a point in this loving crucible, three words, effortless, are so above and beyond the best top hot garbage on fully monetized display. Be funny, be witty, be literately acute, or get hosed, get banned, and pay :tenbux: to try again.

im gay

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:06

A SWEATY FATBEARD: Oct 6, 2012; GAY 4 ORGANS

"I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone" -Richard Stallman

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:06

Lono was taken: Aug 26, 2006; This is Detective Faggot Mulder, they want to shut down the Ass Files.

Decades ago I wanted to call lowtax a dead gay retard on gbs with impunity, and now I can

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:06

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

nobody has been punished for emptyquoting in years

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:06

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Booty Pageant posted:

im gay

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:07

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Dexanth posted:

please emptyquote itt

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:07

NotShadowStar: Sep 20, 2000

Booty Pageant posted:

im gay

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:08

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 216 days!

iirc it was "Mayor Lowtax and his goons," so he is not a goon and also we are now Jeffrey of YOSPOS' goon I guess.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:08

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

cheetah7071 posted:

nobody has been punished for emptyquoting in years

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:08

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

SpartanIvy posted:

I met a traveler from an antique website,
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless Mangosteens
Stand in the carpet... Near them, on the computer,
Half drunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that it's poster well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the spine that fed;
And on the website, these words appear:
My name is Lowtax, poo poo Poster of poo poo Posters;
Look at my Frontpage, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal forum, boundless and gay
The lone and level goatse stretches far away."

holy poo poo lol

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:10

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

cheetah7071 posted:

nobody has been punished for emptyquoting in years

It's kind of a shame. There was a transitional period where it was still kind of illicit but happened anyway, and it felt extra good knowing someone risked being punished to say your post was funny.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:10

nebby: Dec 21, 2000; resident mog

Furb posted:

I haven't read those names in loving forever. The pictures are still seared into my mind.

Yep, those neurons are still there for me too. Why

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:11

spouse: Nov 10, 2008; When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's kind of a shame. There was a transitional period where it was still kind of illicit but happened anyway, and it felt extra good knowing someone risked being punished to say your post was funny.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:11

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's kind of a shame. There was a transitional period where it was still kind of illicit but happened anyway, and it felt extra good knowing someone risked being punished to say your post was funny.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:11

All You Can Eat: Aug 27, 2004; Abundance is the dullest desire.

The internet really was a barren frontier for this moron to be king of it back in the day.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:11

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's kind of a shame. There was a transitional period where it was still kind of illicit but happened anyway, and it felt extra good knowing someone risked being punished to say your post was funny.

bring it back

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:11

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

Lowtax took the zipline.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:12

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's kind of a shame. There was a transitional period where it was still kind of illicit but happened anyway, and it felt extra good knowing someone risked being punished to say your post was funny.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:12

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Dexanth posted:

emptyquote

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:12

Carl Von Awesomwitz: May 2, 2006; Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:13

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

prahanormal posted:

If you're one of his daughters reading this in the future I'm sorry your dad sucked but its very funny he got driven off his own website then died.

Mnoba posted:

also if a mod here ever approaches you, run like hell

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lmao

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:13

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:16

NotShadowStar: Sep 20, 2000

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Please stick around, people who are returning. Twitter brain rot is life threatening but treatable.

Hahaha
Haha
Ha

No. This is like a high school reunion. You just wanna see who got fat, pregnant, who went to prison for kiddie porn, who domed themselves.

And then be genuinely happy for those that made it through relatively okay, and admire the ones who really made it.

# ? Nov 12, 2021 05:13

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