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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Djarum posted:

So talking to a friend of mine tonight who is in the television business I brought up the two shows for Whitney Cummings in one season.

His reply "Yeah, but you don't want to know what she had to do to get that. Think about it, no one knew who she was a year ago and now she has two shows on network TV?"

It doesn't surprise me really as she really isn't funny and neither are either of the shows.

Your friend sounds like a bullshitter and you sound like somebody who believes bullshit. People don't pay millions of dollars for sex. She got two jobs because she is popular and has good ideas.

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Crotch Bat posted:

Who cares if she did? That industry is practically designed to gently caress women over at any and every chance so do what you gotta do.

Industry? Society itself pretty much. That one website for college girls to gently caress sugar daddies who pay their loans off is so incredibly disturbing and sad.

Now I want them to appear on the show and do a trivia contest.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007
I dunno. I watched the first episode of "Whitney" and while it wasn't great, it really wasn't that bad. She's actually a pretty good actress.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
I didn't get she got the shows for sex vibe from him. Sorry if that came off like that. I got more of a "she has some serious leverage on some people" vibe.

I do know that no one is in that much of a demand that they can get two shows on network television especially in this day and age. When your credits are truTV Presents: World's Dumbest..., The Tony Rock Project and Chelsea Lately. And if we are using Stern and Roast appearances as a reason to get success then why aren't Greg Giraldo, Jeffrey Ross and Gilbert Gottfried some of the most successful comics of all time and have multiple television projects?

I am pretty sure that even someone as big and a proven money maker like Tom Hanks would have serious trouble getting two shows on network television in one season. And that is Tom Hanks a guy who has produced some of the best received television ever, has had a 30 year career and a sizable name recognition and fanbase.

Maybe her success is legit. If so I am pretty sure I would find the story of how that happened much more interesting than the two sitcoms she has out. It really doesn't matter since both shows will most likely be canceled after this season.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Industry? Society itself pretty much. That one website for college girls to gently caress sugar daddies who pay their loans off is so incredibly disturbing and sad.

Now I want them to appear on the show and do a trivia contest.

If this is a porn website you're talking about, you do know that its fake right???

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Greg Giraldo isn't real available, brotha

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


MrMidnight posted:

If this is a porn website you're talking about, you do know that its fake right???

There should be a porn category where a model fucks big bird in a dog shelter on a pile of money. The first porn where the woman refuses oral.

And somewhere in the background is a family photo with a :( where the child should be.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Shes Not Impressed posted:

There should be a porn category where a model fucks big bird in a dog shelter on a pile of money. The first porn where the woman refuses oral.

And somewhere in the background is a family photo with a :( where the child should be.
That's on YouPorn right next to the "babysitter porn" category.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Artie is on Marc Maron's podcast today. Not the whole thing, but 20 minutes or so at the end.
https://www.wtfpod.com

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Robin says Brad Pitt isn't a movie star. "he's a star but he's not a movie star!" :what:

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Streebs posted:

Robin says Brad Pitt isn't a movie star. "he's a star but he's not a movie star!" :what:

The definition of a movie star is just such an incredibly pointless thing. I read a stupid article once that said there weren't any movie stars other than Will Smith.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
he's a popular draw as an actor, handsome guy (I guess, I'm not a chick), and he's in big budget movies and gets multi-millions of loving dollars.

He's a movie star.

Sully's not a hero, we don't eat real food, western medicine doesn't work.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Streebs posted:

Robin says Brad Pitt isn't a movie star. "he's a star but he's not a movie star!" :what:

What was the context?

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

chiz posted:

he's a popular draw as an actor, handsome guy (I guess, I'm not a chick), and he's in big budget movies and gets multi-millions of loving dollars.

He's a movie star.

Sully's not a hero, we don't eat real food, western medicine doesn't work.

I think he is incredibly handsome. In his younger days I thought he was very bland looking but now - yowsers. Good stuff.

If he isn't a movie star, then Robin isn't a radio personality.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Robin isn't a personality.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Artie is on Marc Maron's podcast today. Not the whole thing, but 20 minutes or so at the end.
https://www.wtfpod.com

http://www.examiner.com/howard-stern-in-national/artie-lange-talks-psych-ward-on-wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast-audio

http://www.examiner.com/howard-stern-in-national/artie-lange-on-wtf-with-marc-maron-video

quote:

Lange talks about his experience playing Scrabble in the psychiatric ward with an 80 pound methamphetamine addict and a 400 pound schizophrenic man who was late for his dose of thorazine.

"You haven't lived until you've played Scrabble in a psych ward," Lange told the live audience at the taping.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

AxeManiac posted:

Robin isn't a personality.

I was JUST about to SAY THAT

UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Robin is a dittohead whack-pot with no original thought, Todd Phillips slammed it when he broke her down a few months ago.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

-Atom- posted:

What was the context?

She was beginning a news story and starts it off with, "Is Brad Pitt really a movie star?" I guess because she was about to talk about the opening movies this weekend and how his movie moneyball opened second in the box office.

Then the entire studio plus Gary and Ralph on the phone listed his good movies and she basically said none of them counted because they were ensembles.

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice

Former Human posted:

Lange talks about his experience playing Scrabble in the psychiatric ward with an 80 pound methamphetamine addict and a 400 pound schizophrenic man who was late for his dose of thorazine.

"You haven't lived until you've played Scrabble in a psych ward," Lange told the live audience at the taping.
Arrie! Breffest!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
And he wasn't even real in fight club!

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

AxeManiac posted:

And he wasn't even real in fight club!

Yeah well I bet that inner city kid making movies charity will churn out some REAL movie stars.

Howard donated to that charity to embarrass Robin but she didn't get it at all because she is a loving retard.

There are starving children all over the world and she felt that that charity needed a boost. Howard even said something along those lines when she was asking for money for it.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
Robin's looking worse than ever:

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

Qaz Kwaz posted:

Robin's looking worse than ever:



I thought vegans were supposed to be healthy? :rolleyes:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Seth Rogen loses ton of weight via healthy diet and exercise.

Robin Quivers gains ton of weight via green drink.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
It's crazy to remember that she ran a marathon not even a year ago. She must have gained a lot of weight in a short amount of time.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades


Robin looks like Sam Kinison

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Qaz Kwaz posted:

Robin's looking worse than ever:



This is a photoshop...right? She looks like a loving troll or something, look at those hands!

e: Just checked Howardstern.com and this is the unedited photo on the site, what the hell. Something about that angle makes her look distorted as hell, and she REALLY let herself go.

rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Sep 27, 2011

CapnPyro
Mar 18, 2003
I draw stuff.
I saw that on the site earlier and immediately dismissed it assuming it had to be an assistant, or Rogen's publicist or handler or something.. no way did I think that Mac truck was Robin.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Super Ninja Fish posted:

It's crazy to remember that she ran a marathon not even a year ago. She must have gained a lot of weight in a short amount of time.

There are a surprising number of fat people at these endurance events.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Holy Calamity! posted:

This is a photoshop...right? She looks like a loving troll or something, look at those hands!

e: Just checked Howardstern.com and this is the unedited photo on the site, what the hell. Something about that angle makes her look distorted as hell, and she REALLY let herself go.

I thought the same thing - her hands are HUGE.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

There are a surprising number of fat people at these endurance events.

Plus wasn't her time over 7 hours? I completely bombed out of my first marathon and walked the entire second half because of huge blisters and 90 degree temperatures and I still finished in something like 5.5 hours.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I was very disappointed in the Bobo call this morning. Finally, someone calls him out and it was someone as stupid as he is. drat.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Sizzlechest posted:

I thought vegans were supposed to be healthy? :rolleyes:

She's on a vegan french fry diet. I'm not surprised at all she's ballooned back up.

Edit:

Found a pic from 8/18/11:

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Robin+Quivers/Celebs+Perform+SiriusXM+Studios+NYC/xYiC1APwcP2



And her classic face:

digital penitence fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 27, 2011

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Plus wasn't her time over 7 hours? I completely bombed out of my first marathon and walked the entire second half because of huge blisters and 90 degree temperatures and I still finished in something like 5.5 hours.

Actually,

quote:

Robin Quivers:
5K Checkpoint: 33 min 11 sec
10K Checkpoint: 1 hr 7 min 14 sec
15K Checkpoint: 1 hr 42 min 24 sec
20K Checkpoint 2 hr 22 min
30K Checkpoint 4 hr 3 min 15 sec
35K Checkpoint 4 hr 56 min 4 sec
40K Checkpoint 5 hr 47 min 36 sec
FINISH TIME: 6 hr 9 min

Her first 15 or 20k wasn't horrible.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Plus wasn't her time over 7 hours? I completely bombed out of my first marathon and walked the entire second half because of huge blisters and 90 degree temperatures and I still finished in something like 5.5 hours.

She also stopped halfway through to sit down and eat a bagel.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

Actually,


Her first 15 or 20k wasn't horrible.

Yeah that's not too shabby. I think I got her confused with Roker now that I think about it.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Qaz Kwaz posted:

Robin's looking worse than ever:



What a fat turd. She's looks wider than she is tall.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

kylej posted:

What a fat turd. She's looks wider than she is tall.

She should give up this whole green drink horseshit and get bariatric surgery. She's got plenty of money to make herself look a lot better.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Yes, Howard, Jay Leno has 3.8 million viewers and you have 6 million listeners. :rolleyes:

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That second picture clears things up a bit. I definitely think she's put some back on but the problem with the Seth Rogen pic is she's wearing a shirt that hangs out because it has to traverse that monster rack of hers, thus making her look bigger. I'm not saying she doesn't have issues but she more less looks OK in the August pics posted above.

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