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Clickhole to the rescue! 6 Convoluted Ways Of Thinking About The Orlando Shooting If You’d Prefer Not To Acknowledge It As An Anti-Gay Hate Crime
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Clickhole to the rescue! #sure #okay
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At Times Like This, We Need To Pull Ourselves Up, Hold Our Loved Ones Close, Block Any Legislation That Would Prevent Suspected Terrorists From Buying Guns, And Say A Prayer For The Victims by Mitch McConnell
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Enough Is Enough. It’s Time For Our Politicians To Ask The NRA For Permission To Enact Modest Gun Control Measures.
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Jun 14, 2016 00:21
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zoux posted:Some of my favorite Onion jokes are just the headline/photo ones: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/top-cute-8903 Stretched to hell, but that's my favourite.
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It's been posted a million times before, but this will forever be my absolute favorite Onion thing, even if it is 100% accurate and how people should still be thinking today.
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Jerusalem posted:It's been posted a million times before, but this will forever be my absolute favorite Onion thing, even if it is 100% accurate and how people should still be thinking today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIkHLO93lCA
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"I repeat: holy living gently caress."
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Guys, I'm getting kinda worried about the StarWipe writers.  Seriously, What Are We Even Doing? The Best Red Carpet Looks Of The Ah gently caress It
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"It’s An Honor To Continue Being Valued Over Countless Human Lives" - An AR-15
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zoux posted:Some of my favorite Onion jokes are just the headline/photo ones: Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden Age Clinton
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Link is bad but this is indeed one of the best onion articles ever. Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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This really doesn't capture the wonderfully breathless spirit of the source, I assume it's just some guy who produced it and not an actual Onion piece, right?
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Jerusalem posted:This really doesn't capture the wonderfully breathless spirit of the source, I assume it's just some guy who produced it and not an actual Onion piece, right? Yeah it's not an original. I like the deadpan atmosphere of it though. Like these guys' minds are continually being blown by man walking on the loving goddamned moon, but they're pro enough to stay calm on the outside.
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Can You Match The Scout Badge To The Reason It Was Revoked From Me? quote:Art Badge:
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My favorite old time onion article is this one: Foppish Dandy Disregards Local Constabulary Please, sir, I do not wish to go to gaol.
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The one I always go back to is Virgin Mary Statue Crying for No Good Reason http://www.theonion.com/article/virgin-mary-statue-crying-for-no-good-reason-18708
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Krinkle posted:My favorite old time onion article is this one: I love it. This is literally how old police records are written, too.
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My favorite "Ask A" columns are, in order, Ask a Gutshot Policeman, Ask the Dauphin and ask an Elderly Black Woman as Written by a Sophomore Creative Writing Student
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zoux posted:My favorite "Ask A" columns are, in order, Ask a Gutshot Policeman, Ask the Dauphin and ask an Elderly Black Woman as Written by a Sophomore Creative Writing Student I concur. These three are my favorites as well.
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zoux posted:My favorite "Ask A" columns are, in order, Ask a Gutshot Policeman, Ask the Dauphin and ask an Elderly Black Woman as Written by a Sophomore Creative Writing Student My first "Ask A" was Ask A Navy Seal and I will always have a soft spot for that one.
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Old ones. Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes. The last line is great. Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool My Lady Has A Beautiful Anus Whoooooo! Bears! vs. Aaaaaggh! Bears! U.S. Out Of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately Krinkle posted:My favorite old time onion article is this one:
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According to Sean O'Neal on twitter, Starwipe is shutting down today.
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This is basically me and warplanes.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:According to Sean O'Neal on twitter, Starwipe is shutting down today. not surprised, it really wasn't that good compared to the onion and clickhole
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Smirking_Serpent posted:According to Sean O'Neal on twitter, Starwipe is shutting down today. Lol I guess that meltdown article about the Kardashians was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Jun 17, 2016 18:44
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Jun 17, 2016 18:49
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The news about celebrities tends to repeat itself fairly often: X is dumb, X and Y had a break-up/relationship start/baby/divorce, X said something racist, etc. There isn't much material to mine there that you can't do from playing Madlibs with names every time a story comes up, so I wonder if this meltdown leading into a shutdown was planned from the start. The really juicy stuff can still be on The Onion with or without the celebrity worship voice.
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bilperkins2 posted:The whole site right now is all articles about them basically giving up ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH
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Jun 17, 2016 19:14
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Aww bummer. I like Starwipe for the same reason I like American Voices, I like real stories told though an unexpected lens.
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Jun 17, 2016 19:41
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I choose to believe that StarWipe was a long-con joke leading towards this inevitable punchline.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Guys, I'm getting kinda worried about the StarWipe writers. gently caress THIS JUST loving STOP
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We've been talking poo poo about Starwipe this whole time, and now it's going away and we're gonna miss it.
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SEE MORE: gently caress THIS NoEyedSquareGuy has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 22:08
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These aren't even satire - they deserve to be in the New York Times
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I'm glad they lasted long enough to report this, at least. RIP CELEBRITY I love that list of videos.
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I think of this every time I clean the litterbox. Like Boxes of poo poo in Your House? Get a Cat
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:We've been talking poo poo about Starwipe this whole time, and now it's going away and we're gonna miss it. These last moments were completely brilliant. Better to burn out than fade away.
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Jet Jaguar posted:I think of this every time I clean the litterbox. Pro tip: You don't strictly need a cat.
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