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Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

I thought juggalos were big softies, but it turns out they are hardcore antifa and ready to fight dirty

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:18

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Smirr posted:

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/897973445291417600

everything's a dril tweet these days

You know there's a lot to unpack in this stupid thing, but I just noticed that their examples of great leaders are all from Sid Meier's Civilization 1.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:22

angryrobots: Mar 31, 2005

You sure can learn a lot about history from a statue. - A man who does not read books

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:24

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

It's too fuckin much. How did I wake up in a world where not only do I miss G W Bush, but also ICP are the good guys and own the moral high ground?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:30

armchairyoda: Sep 17, 2008; Melman

Frankenstyle posted:

It's too fuckin much. How did I wake up in a world where not only do I miss G W Bush, but also ICP are the good guys and own the moral high ground?

The matrix is suffering from a loller overflow.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:34

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

When i was in you had to actually watch the piss get pissed into the container for piss tests to prevent shenanigans, so Posobiec's job as a naval officer is to be a sailor who looks at dicks in the men's room

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:34

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

goths and juggalos, marching side by side. all the oppressed peoples of early 2000s middle school are rising up

https://twitter.com/lustforgays/status/896480858282094596

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:36

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Even Russia was like "Nah" on the daily stormer:

https://www.rferl.org/a/u-s-neo-nazi-website-russian-domain-daily-stormer/28680409.html

quote:

A Russian web-hosting provider says it has suspended the Russian domain of the prominent U.S. neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer after the government's media regulator asked it to look into the site's "extremist content."

Ru-Center, a private Moscow-based domain registrar, told RFE/RL on August 17 that the company received an official letter from Roskomnadzor requesting that the company look into possibly suspending the domain Dailystormer.ru. The Daily Stormer lost control of the Dailystormer.com domain earlier this week after Google and GoDaddy refused service to the publication. The two domain registrars were responding to a social-media campaign against the website spawned by its attacks on a woman who died protesting against racism at a white-supremacist rally in Virginia over the weekend.

The Silicon Valley firms' decisions made the controversial website inaccessible on August 15, but by the morning of August 16, the Daily Stormer -- which takes its name from Der Sturmer, a newspaper that published Nazi propaganda -- was back online with the Russian domain name Dailystormer.ru.

The Russian domain was registered with Ru-Center on August 15, according to public records. But the site quickly became unavailable. Ru-Center spokesman Yegor Timofeyev told RFE/RL in an e-mail that Roskomnadzor's letter asked the company "to look into [the] possibility of register suspension due to extremist content of this domain."

"So we decided to suspend [the] domain Dailystormer.ru," he said. Roskomnadzor head Aleksandr Zharov confirmed in an August 17 statement that the agency had sent the letter to Ru-Center.

"Russian law has established a very strict regime for combatting any kind of extremism in the Internet," Zharov said.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:37

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Im gonna woop woop this morning, fam.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:38

Lube Enthusiast: May 26, 2016

Lol at everything

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:38

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Madcosby posted:

He loves doubling down. Now apparently statues dedicated to people who tried to rip this country in half are such incredible park fodder that their removal makes nature suck

Doubling down no matter what is part of the reason Predisent Deals bankrupted 3 casinos.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:41

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Madcosby posted:

*Goes to a picnic in the park*

*Can't have a good time without sitting before the eternal gaze of a general that fought to keep black people enslaved*

At this point it's not even doubling down. We're up to like x32ing down. We've passed from the SNES/Genesis era to Playstation.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:44

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

"How do you know, were you there??" I recall was the same response people who thought OJ was innocent used.

America banned lead paint generations after everyone else in the developed world, right? I read that the average lead levels in children's blood are still very high, compared to other countries. Could this be the explanation for president Trump? Are there studies on correlation of lead blood levels 18+years ago and Trump voters in 2016? I think I'm unto something big here. Lead did Trump

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:44

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/CelesteHeadlee/status/898180488321544192

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:46

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

red19fire posted:

Doubling down no matter what is part of the reason Predisent Deals bankrupted 3 casinos.

Those casinos were basically money laundering joints for the Russian mob

quote:

In the report, regulators described an incident on December 18, 1990, the day Trump owed an $18.4 million interest payment.

An attorney named Howard Snyder walked into the Castle casino with a certified check for $3.35 million drawn from a bank account belonging to Fred C. Trump. Snyder exchanged the check for 670 of the casino's gray gambling chips, which he put into a case. He then walked out of the casino.

By not cashing out the chips, the transaction amounted to a loan, regulators said.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:48

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Lodin posted:

https://twitter.com/CelesteHeadlee/status/898180488321544192

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:49

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Video, crosspost from the NC Thread:

Stringent posted:

this owns

https://twitter.com/bncrrll/status/898160814422622208

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:50

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Lodin posted:

https://twitter.com/CelesteHeadlee/status/898180488321544192

Nice.

Direct action owns. Centrist libs who just want to :justpost:

while they vilify people doing cool stuff are lame and bad.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

red19fire posted:

Doubling down no matter what is part of the reason Predisent Deals bankrupted 3 casinos.

Donnie would be the blackjack player at the table that doubles his bet whenever he loses, and yells at the people at the table who don't, "play the right way".

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:51

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Nathan Bedford Forrest is an example of somebody who�s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:53

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Lodin posted:

https://twitter.com/CelesteHeadlee/status/898180488321544192

This is a goddamn beautiful counterpoint to the sobbing Nazi pearl clutching in terror because of an arrest warrant.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:54

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Smirr posted:

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/897973445291417600

everything's a dril tweet these days

... lol this can't be real

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:55

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

I just noticed the "Napolean". Though it's possible that reality is shifting before my eyes. Whatever lol

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:56

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Bob NewSCART posted:

... lol this can't be real

everything is real now

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:57

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Nice.

Direct action owns. Centrist libs who just want to while they vilify people doing cool stuff are lame and bad.

It's some serious Henry David Thoreau 'On Civil Disobedience' stuff.

Kudos to people showing a spine and collectively embracing consequences for just actions, meanwhile lol at the crying quivering Nazis.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:58

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Olanphonia posted:

https://twitter.com/2dAmMuslim/status/898177227988361216

From the replies: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/07/trump-files-when-donald-destroyed-priceless-art-build-trump-tower/

quote:

To build his skyscraper, Trump first had to knock down the Bonwit Teller building, a luxurious limestone building erected in 1929. The face of the building featured two huge Art Deco friezes that the Metropolitan Museum of Art wanted to preserve. The museum asked Trump to save the sculptures and donate them, and the mogul agreed�as long as the cost of doing so wasn�t too high.

But then, according to journalist Harry Hurt III in his book Lost Tycoon, Trump discovered that taking out the sculptures would delay demolition by two weeks. He wasn�t willing to wait. �On his orders, the demolition workers cut up the grillwork with acetylene torches,� Hurt wrote. �Then they jackhammered the friezes, dislodged them with crowbars, and pushed the remains inside the building, where they fell to the floor and shattered in a million pieces.�

quote:

Trump�posing as spokesman John Baron, one of the fake alter egos he used to speak to the press throughout his career�told the Times that he had the friezes appraised and found they were �without artistic merit� and weren�t worth the $32,000 he supposedly would have had to pay to remove them intact.

Every time. Every single time 2 scoops does or says something, there's an example of him doing or saying the opposite. It really is like he travelled back in time to sabotage his future self.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:58

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

remember that trump put up a monument to a civil war battle that never happened at one of his golf courses. when called on it he claimed that it was a long time ago and no one could be sure it didn't happen.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:59

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

https://twitter.com/malscrung/status/897978128953421824

i would be there opening night to see this movie

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:00

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

whoop whoop!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:00

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

everything is real now

"Both rebelled against their ruling government"

Lol

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:01

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

https://twitter.com/malscrung/status/897978128953421824

i would be there opening night to see this movie

the "me" is me

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:01

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Is trump still gonna hold his white power rally in Arizona

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:02

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

haljordan posted:

Is trump still gonna hold his white power rally in Arizona

he's almost certainly gonna pardon the guy who was convicted of ignoring a court order to stop putting suspected "illegals" in concentration camps lol

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:03

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

haljordan posted:

Is trump still gonna hold his white power rally in Arizona

I haven't heard otherwise. It wouldn't shock me if he shouted "white power!" at the rally without realizing it.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:04

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Who knew that in 2017, the president of the US would go up in front of reporters and say there were a lot of good people in that nazi rally, and that the people protesting against the nazi rally are just bad if not worse

Lol

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:05

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

gently caress it, we're all good loving garbage. Drugs and partying is a good time.

It's the motherfuckin' Homestuck Timeline, motherbitches.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:07

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Seven days ago, we were all anxiously waiting for the liberating kiss of nuclear hellfire. Then a woman got murdered, and now the president - a "rich" coastal elite from a literal ivory tower in NYC - has pigheadedly doubled-down into explicit "heritage, not hate" confederate apology, boldly taking the murderer's side. MAGA

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:08

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

he's almost certainly gonna pardon the guy who was convicted of ignoring a court order to stop putting suspected "illegals" in concentration camps lol

Always count on Trump acting like a disgruntled bitch baby and petulantly doing the opposite of what people tell him not to do.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:08

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Smirr posted:

Seven days ago, we were all anxiously waiting for the liberating kiss of nuclear hellfire. Then a woman got murdered, and now the president - a "rich" coastal elite from a literal ivory tower in NYC - has pigheadedly doubled-down into explicit "heritage, not hate" confederate apology, boldly taking the murderer's side. MAGA

one funny aspect is how the killer is probably thinking trump will do something to help him. haw, trump doesn't help anyone.

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sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Xposting a sick boss skel from the d&d pic thread

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/AnchorageDSA/status/897730705286987776

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:10

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