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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

rip steve jebs

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
maybe triumph is one of those things that your parents think is hilarious when you're a kid and you don't get it and they say you'll get it when you're older

but no, you never get it

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


I'm the crisis of faith the kid is undergoing, and maybe the nervous tension on the subtly-pulled-down shirt

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

atomicthumbs posted:

maybe triumph is one of those things that your parents think is hilarious when you're a kid and you don't get it and they say you'll get it when you're older

but no, you never get it

it is the apex of boomer dad humor, trapped in a time when you can't even call someone a human being for looking like a sissy anymore

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


i understand people are psyched about the gravitational waves thing

but why won't they stop saying it's going to change the way we see the world? it's been theorized for a hundred years and we've pretty much based our entire physics knowledge on their existence already.

it's not like any new science has been made. we just proved an old theory that we already knew with 99.99% certainty existed. that's cool and all, but not so revolutionary.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

ufogre: anime unknown

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Kid CUDA posted:

i understand people are psyched about the gravitational waves thing

but why won't they stop saying it's going to change the way we see the world? it's been theorized for a hundred years and we've pretty much based our entire physics knowledge on their existence already.

it's not like any new science has been made. we just proved an old theory that we already knew with 99.99% certainty existed. that's cool and all, but not so revolutionary.

proving that a thing is real is more exciting than predicting that it is probably real

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Kid CUDA posted:

i understand people are psyched about the gravitational waves thing

but why won't they stop saying it's going to change the way we see the world? it's been theorized for a hundred years and we've pretty much based our entire physics knowledge on their existence already.

it's not like any new science has been made. we just proved an old theory that we already knew with 99.99% certainty existed. that's cool and all, but not so revolutionary.

until today i thought they were already a well known and proven theory, like the fact that aliens are real and live among us

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

big scary monsters posted:

until today i thought they were already a well known and proven theory, like the fact that aliens are real and live among us

until today i thought that real physicists all agreed that black holes exist, but i learned that some of them didn't

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy


Dodoman fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Feb 11, 2016

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Kid CUDA posted:

i understand people are psyched about the gravitational waves thing

but why won't they stop saying it's going to change the way we see the world? it's been theorized for a hundred years and we've pretty much based our entire physics knowledge on their existence already.

it's not like any new science has been made. we just proved an old theory that we already knew with 99.99% certainty existed. that's cool and all, but not so revolutionary.

Well, we have a proven working apparatus to measure and detect something that we just thought was theory

we possess a new way to understand the universe apart from electromagnetic waves, which means we can learn more about the past

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

i like it when the reporting covers the main players and humanizes the work done without pandering to the reader with pseudoscience catch phrases

like this one
http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/gravitational-waves-exist-heres-how-scientists-finally-found-them

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


♬drat it feels good to be a gangsta ♬

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4fPp2Uebc

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


not like this.

not like this.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Nutted, still suckin' X3

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
tfw ur probation is over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

something something Ogrewatch

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fyWs8KSdE

Vomit Comet the video :eyepop:

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

I didn't technically lay down with him like a woman, he was bent over the kitchen sink

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



re gravitational waves: If I was looking at a ruler while a wave washed over me, would i notice that wave was rolling over me? Would i feel it?


IF my eyes are constricting or expanding at the same rate as everything else in proximity to me, i would guess not.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

its really loving fast, blink and you'll miss it.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lets say we slowed it down. its slow enough for me to notice, if i were to be able to see it.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

KoRMaK posted:

re gravitational waves: If I was looking at a ruler while a wave washed over me, would i notice that wave was rolling over me? Would i feel it?


IF my eyes are constricting or expanding at the same rate as everything else in proximity to me, i would guess not.

the ruler is expanding as well, so no


did you even WATCH the video bro???

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




oh, this explained it. i was on it


also, they explained the ligo and the light measuring thing which i also arm chair explained to a co-worker and go mostly right. i messed up tho by saying that the light gets out of phase when the gravity wave washes over and the lgith dissappears. lol thats too much, it just simply takes longer or short to get through the route. and maybe blue/red shifts a bit?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Kid CUDA posted:

i understand people are psyched about the gravitational waves thing

but why won't they stop saying it's going to change the way we see the world? it's been theorized for a hundred years and we've pretty much based our entire physics knowledge on their existence already.

it's not like any new science has been made. we just proved an old theory that we already knew with 99.99% certainty existed. that's cool and all, but not so revolutionary.

There's a lot of things they can start using this to measure which is why it's revolutionary. What the waves look like is really important and you can possibly find quirks in GR which only show themselves in very extreme gravitational systems (we didn't move away from Newtonian physics until we could test things on the extreme speed of light scale). Things like neutron star structure is not well defined (we don't have a great handle on nuclear physics for cold, dense matter because we can't make it) but the way those waves look when you have them collapsing into each other is something you can model and use to constrain that type of nuclear physics. How squishy or crunchy neutron stars are is an active area of research. What are the probabilities of finding systems in these configurations with masses etc are astrophysics modeling problems. One big surprise out of this was finding something just that big of a signal. People thought you may not really see ANYTHING for years because they didn't have the sensitivity and those types of events were supposed to be too rare.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



KoRMaK posted:

also, they explained the ligo and the light measuring thing which i also arm chair explained to a co-worker and go mostly right. i messed up tho by saying that the light gets out of phase when the gravity wave washes over and the lgith dissappears.

oh poo poo i WAS kind of right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tstyqz2g7o&t=300s

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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http://i.imgur.com/dMoTDof.gifv

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

down low too slow

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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http://i.imgur.com/mzeo18t.gifv

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

amanpour bestpour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWHM7iCoK4

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
kayne's new album looks dope

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



im watchin the latest ep right now.


bernie comes out, and introduces zoolander. im bummed out that bernie, when descrbinig zoolander, said "its a p bougie tale of a capitlist pig"


other than that, i wish colbert late show would show up on loving hulu because i keep forgetting to watch it and instead click to the larry wilmore show which is just really bad im coming to realize

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Feb 12, 2016

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I love wilmore and was super excited for his show but it does nothing whatsoever for me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trig Discipline posted:

I love wilmore and was super excited for his show but it does nothing whatsoever for me

its our favorite but i can see why you wouldn't really be into it if you aren't into black people stuff

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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Trig Discipline posted:

I love wilmore and was super excited for his show but it does nothing whatsoever for me

he was a p decent correspondent on the daily show but there's something missing as a host, especially since he gets benched against colbert

god damnit i miss my stewart/colbert nightly combo

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