The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

sir a lot of people are stroking guns

What, again? :mad:

This stupid country.

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:39

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

What, again? This stupid country.

Human roaches. Feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you caan't quote here is dignity!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 06:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

TMMadman, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

I'm gonna miss you, MondayHotDog. And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights, always remember that you're representing your country. I guess what I'm saying is...don't mess up France the way you messed up this thread.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 06:42

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

I'm gonna miss you, MondayHotDog. And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights, always remember that you're representing your country. I guess what I'm saying is...don't mess up France the way you messed up this thread.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 06:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Human roaches. Feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you caan't quote here is dignity!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 07:03

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

It's a door! USE IT!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 08:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

It's a door! USE IT!

HURTING HEARTS NEED SOME HEALING!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 08:53

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

What, again? This stupid country.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 09:15

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

HURTING HEARTS NEED SOME HEALING!

Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 14:19

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

TMMadman posted:

Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap!

Sir, I accept.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 16:48

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

HURTING HEARTS NEED SOME HEALING!

PERVERT! :gonk:

# ? Apr 8, 2014 18:01

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

PERVERT!

Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes way beyond Jerusalem and Tokelau.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 18:56

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Daktar posted:

Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes way beyond Jerusalem and Tokelau.

Hey, that could be any All Star.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 19:32

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Take it off!

# ? Apr 8, 2014 20:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

PERVERT!

All in favor of the amended Quote-Thread-slash-Pervert Bill?

# ? Apr 8, 2014 20:18

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

I told you Jack was soft on full frontal nudity.

# ? Apr 8, 2014 20:23

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

I told you Jack was soft on full frontal nudity.

Oh why can't I find a A man to hug n kiss?

# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:30

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Sir, I accept.

Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

# ? Apr 9, 2014 01:05

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

TMMadman posted:

Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

I'm off to market! :barf:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 03:53

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

Mayo and Catsup posted:

I'm off to market!

Mayo and Catsup, you're upsetting me!

# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:35

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

FishMist posted:

Mayo and Catsup, you're upsetting me!

Fishmist, this is a girl scout meeting.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:39

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mayo and Catsup posted:

I'm off to market!

I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing).

# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:57

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mayo and Catsup posted:

I'm off to market!

# ? Apr 9, 2014 05:13

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 06:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 07:06

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Apr 9, 2014 09:39

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Hogburto posted:

Drink-Mix Man posted:

TMMadman posted:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

CatchrNdRy posted:

Mayo and Catsup posted:

I'm off to market!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in!

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:44

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

sir a lot of people are stroking guns

I've decided to yield my remaining posts!

# ? Apr 9, 2014 15:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff! And I want in!

I like the way the blush brings out my cheekbones, but it's not worth it!

# ? Apr 9, 2014 15:49

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I like the way the blush brings out my cheekbones, but it's not worth it!

You leave that to The Baron and me.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Hogburto posted:

You leave that to The Baron and me.

Okay, who's the wiseguy?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

To a whale of a wife. Slam whale holy grail

# ? Apr 10, 2014 01:54

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

There's a special down at the Tacomat: 552 tacos for 552 dollars. I think I'm gonna get that.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 04:41

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Hogburto posted:

Take it off!

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:46

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?

# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:07

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

There's a special down at the Tacomat: 552 tacos for 552 dollars. I think I'm gonna get that.

I'd watch FXX, but they own all those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:25

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Root Bear posted:

# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:25

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

mrfart posted:

I have misplaced my pants. :colbert:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Let me check Variety.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Simpsons on FXX

Wow, they must be hot! They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!

# ? Apr 10, 2014 14:36

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