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Bogan King posted:Cheeky fox suspected to be making regular contribution to WA farmer's BOM rain gauge Screaming Idiot posted:So what you're saying is that Fox pisses on weather data because it doesn't give a gently caress? 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar They should just call a tow truck.
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This article has been updated to make clear that the children were not asked to write their own suicide notes (ie as themselves) but to write a note by imagining the thoughts and feelings of Lady Macbeth in her suicidal state. I think it's a good assignment. Looking at the comments, it's a common one too.
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Doctor Malaver posted:This article has been updated to make clear that the children were not asked to write their own suicide notes (ie as themselves) but to write a note by imagining the thoughts and feelings of Lady Macbeth in her suicidal state. I was given this assignment in high school a decade ago. It's really no different than the standard "diary entry" writing assignment. You can't give students a text that deals with the theme of suicide, and then not deal with the theme of suicide.
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Doctor Malaver posted:This article has been updated to make clear that the children were not asked to write their own suicide notes (ie as themselves) but to write a note by imagining the thoughts and feelings of Lady Macbeth in her suicidal state. Well boy, that's quite an important detail there yeah.
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Elderly flight passenger throws coins into engine for ‘luck’, delays take-off for hours A flight from Shanghai to Guangzhou was delayed after an elderly woman passenger was suspected of throwing coins into the plane’s engine to ensure “good luck”, mainland media reported. http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2100242/elderly-flight-passenger-throws-coins-engine-luck-delays-take
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&t=23s Which leads into this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-FhELeX9M
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That Time the TSA Found a Scientist’s 3-D-Printed Mouse Penis
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200 German cops engage in sex party; Berlin miffed
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Didn't this same exact thing happen a year or two ago?
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It was in Belgium and I think it was way smaller scale.
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I know we're europeans and all, but the point of sex parties is that you don't know anyone there right? What kind of a weirdo would want to have an orgy with your colleges 
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I know we're europeans and all, but the point of sex parties is that you don't know anyone there right? What kind of a weirdo would want to have an orgy with your colleges Valuable team-building exercises. If you can't trust your partner to bust a nut, how can you trust him to bust a cap? Now quit being judgmental and let our boys in blue glaze their doughnuts in peace.
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I mean they are a buncha cops on deployment in another town. They might very well not know each other at all and never see each other again. I think the Belgian story was between some deployed French cops and Belgian cop ladies ? E: it was French soldiers and Belgian police ladies https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/31/world/europe/belgium-brussels-police-orgy.html quote:About 20 soldiers from a light infantry unit known as the Bataillon de Chasseurs Ardennais were bivouacked at a police station in Ganshoren, a neighborhood north of Molenbeek. According to the newspaper, after the police station closed for the night at 10 p.m., two policewomen were invited upstairs to the floor where the soldiers were sleeping and had sex with eight of them. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 15:12 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Elderly flight passenger throws coins into engine for ‘luck’, delays take-off for hours Linked stories from this article: quote:Chinese tourist destroys with three swift kicks what nature took 3,000 years to build quote:Chinese passenger opens emergency exit ‘to get some fresh air’ as plane prepares for take-off quote:Chinese couple arrested over airport runway brawl that saw husband’s shirt torn off and wife pinned to ground quote:Chinese PhD student banned from Air France flights after slapping airport check-in staff It seems China is the Florida of Asia.
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Yeah except Florida doesn't even have the excuse of just having a fuckton of inhabitants.
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Viral advertizing for Batman of Shanghai?
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NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
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New Braunfels man with history of 'deviant' sex acts with vegetables sentenced to life in prison Charles Ransier had an abnormal history with vegetables, according to authorities. A Comal County jury sentenced the 56-year-old New Braunfels man to life in prison Wednesday on charges of drug possession and tampering with evidence after a Texas state trooper found him sitting in his truck with melted candle wax on his bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers with him. When the trooper found him on March 23, 2015, along Interstate 35, Ransier had a syringe in his hand and was trying to break the end off of it, according to the Comal County District Attorney's Office. Ransier refused to comply with the trooper's command to stop, and a struggle ensued, a video of which was presented as evidence during Ransier's trial. The trooper eventually placed Ransier in handcuffs and recovered the broken syringe, which tested positive for methamphetamine. But "the rest of the story" was also presented to the jury during Ransier's trial. After Ransier was detained, troopers searched his pickup truck and found a mishmash of startling items: Barbie dolls, candy, children's clothing, balloons, baby oil, Viagra, Extenze male enhancement pills, duct tape, rope and a cooler with frozen cucumbers inside. Further investigation revealed it was not the first time Ransier had been caught less than fully clothed with vegetables in tow. On Nov. 10, 2012, a Comal County deputy found him naked inside his truck. Ransier admitted to the deputy he had been engaged in a "deviant sex act involving a squash," according to the district attorney's office. On March 9, 2014, a "concerned citizen" notified a state trooper of a suspicious pickup truck at the nearby baseball fields. The trooper found Ransier engaging in a deviant sex act with a vegetable "wearing nothing but women's stockings." State prosecutors disclosed such incidents to the jury, as well as other evidence from court records of Ransier's nine previous felony convictions. One such conviction involved the death of a reserve sergeant with the Arizona State Troopers and father of twins. Ransier was found to be high on meth when he crashed into the trooper and killed him. The jury took less than an hour to sentence Ransier to life in prison on the charge of tampering with evidence connected to the March 23, 2015, incident. He was also sentenced to 20 years in prison on the meth possession charge and fined $10,000. http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/New-Braunfels-man-with-history-of-deviant-sex-11255936.php
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For that list of poo poo he looks relatively normal. Expected much worse.
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Town plagued by triple-butt graffiti. http://boingboing.net/2017/06/29/florida-town-plagued-by-triple.html
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The MSJ posted:Town plagued by triple-butt graffiti. It's starting to become a thing too, once local business starts making money on t-shirts and stickers expect the council to calm down.
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NASA Revives Plan to Put Nuclear Reactors on Mars https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/nasa-revives-plan-put-nuclear-reactors-mars-ncna778536
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Lime Tonics posted:NASA Revives Plan to Put Nuclear Reactors on Mars Why would they need a nuclear reactor on Mars if not for a child sex colony? Very suspicious.
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SpacePig posted:Why would they need a nuclear reactor on Mars if not for a child sex colony? Very suspicious. If you can think of an easier way to get Quade to a reactor on Mars then I'd like to hear it. 
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"Get your rear end to Mars!" -oh my god it's a donkey sex farm on Mars!
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:"Get your rear end to Mars!" "Donkey" is code for...calzone? That can't be right.
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No! That's not the proper way to enjoy a calzone! 
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Lord Hydronium posted:Wait, let me check my Pizzagate guide. The biblical story of Balaam's Calzone just doesn't sound right.
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Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Solice Kirsk posted:If you can think of an easier way to get Quade to a reactor on Mars then I'd like to hear it. Some sort of memory implantation?
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tight aspirations posted:Some sort of memory implantation? Hmmm, that may work.
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Lime Tonics posted:Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say The Article posted:Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by 25-year-old Shanekia Roberts, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom. Not anymore.
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Ponca City acting gig turns into murder for hire plot Federal agents arrested Danielle Dana Layman, aka Danielle Givati, on a murder for hire complaint A resident responded to her Craigslist listing for an acting job Layman allegedly gave the resident ricin and plans to kill someone in Tel Aviv, Israel http://www.fox23.com/news/ponca-city-acting-gig-turns-into-murder-for-hire-plot/548485629
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