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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
who the gently caress calls their phone a DROID in all caps

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Wikipedia truly is trying to capture ALL of humanity's knowledge.



That's already been done, you just need these two books:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


razorrozar posted:

who the gently caress calls their phone a DROID in all caps

It was a thing when the Motorola Droid came out like 8 years ago.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

ok but why did he draw a dick on his chest?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Boba Pearl posted:

ok but why did he draw a dick on his chest?

That's what he do

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

That's what guys do

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

razorrozar posted:

who the gently caress calls their phone a DROID in all caps

Someone who makes up stories for internet glory.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

razorrozar posted:

who the gently caress calls their phone a DROID in all caps

Venom Snake.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



But the poster's name is cumshitter not shitcummer!

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
i would ask mods to change my name to shitcummer but i am not nearly a good enough poster to qualify as cumshitter's opposite number

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

what kind of terrorist walks up next to someone in the urinals?
if there's not at least one free stall between the two of you you hold that piss in your balls until your eyes turn yellow

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nastyman posted:

what kind of terrorist walks up next to someone in the urinals?
if there's not at least one free stall between the two of you you hold that piss in your balls until your eyes turn yellow

:hai:

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Nastyman posted:

what kind of terrorist walks up next to someone in the urinals?
if there's not at least one free stall between the two of you you hold that piss in your balls until your eyes turn yellow

I hear if you pee in the urinal next to someone you turn gay dude sounds scary

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I like it when the men pee inside my urinal, if you know what i mean

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Manufacturer's name is the :discourse:. ğ is silent in Turkish.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Nastyman posted:

what kind of terrorist walks up next to someone in the urinals?
if there's not at least one free stall between the two of you you hold that piss in your balls until your eyes turn yellow

this is some fragile masculinity bullshit lmao

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
edit: wrong thread

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

I've never understood weird dudebro urinal etiqutte. We're all just peeing.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mushika posted:

I've never understood weird dudebro urinal etiqutte. We're all just peeing.

if you catch a glimpse of another mans penis it makes you A Gay Queer

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Tashilicious posted:

if you catch a glimpse of another mans penis it makes you A Gay Queer

I'm still failing to see a problem here.

eonblue174
Sep 13, 2011

Still chipping away at the Anthem killer

Chop, chop, chop

Tashilicious posted:

if you catch a glimpse of another mans penis it makes you A Gay Queer

I don't consent to another man looking at my penis in a sexual way, and I can't comprehend that gaze as something g other than sexual (IE if possible a gay person couldn't help but look at my penis and want to sex me).

I also feel that the bartender really does think I'm funny but that is unrelated.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I try to strike up conversations

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mushika posted:

I've never understood weird dudebro urinal etiqutte. We're all just peeing.

It's a personal space thing. You don't NEED to be right up next to someone, so why are you?

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's a personal space thing. You don't NEED to be right up next to someone, so why are you?

Tashilicious posted:

if you catch a glimpse of another mans penis it makes you A Gay Queer

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Everyone should spend time interning with cumshitter at the business hole. might get rid of the toxic masculine homophobia.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Women also do that with toilet stalls, to be fair.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Tashilicious posted:

Everyone should spend time interning with cumshitter at the business hole. might get rid of the toxic masculine homophobia.

Please, please, please Cumshitter. We need you to tell us the stringent interview process.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's a personal space thing. You don't NEED to be right up next to someone, so why are you?

Exactly. I’m not gonna wait if the only open urinals are next to somebody, but if I have the option of some personal space, why wouldn’t I take it.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0ClHQC_pY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



What if the only urinal is the one that's a foot lower than the other ones? That makes you a pedo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Data Graham posted:

What if the only urinal is the one that's a foot lower than the other ones? That makes you a pedo

That's the one for making GBS threads.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Data Graham posted:

What if the only urinal is the one that's a foot lower than the other ones? That makes you a pedo

Man, and if you catch a glimpse of that dick, then your a Gay Queer Pedo?! Man, the descriptors just keep adding up. You could add the initials to the end of your name, like people with producing credits in a movie.

Produced by
Frank Dillmot, d.g.a.
Kevin Spacey, g.q.p.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Whomst among us has not shat in a urinal

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Boba Pearl posted:

ok but why did he draw a dick on his chest?

Picnic Princess posted:

That's what he do

Yep, there's a dick hidden somewhere in most of his cosplays. Some are real obvious, some are a bit more subtle.






Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

razorrozar posted:

this is some fragile masculinity bullshit lmao

Read my post again and ask yourself: "Is he being serious?"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Where's the dick in this one?




.. oh sorry my monitor was on

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Data Graham posted:

Where's the dick in this one?

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

FreudianSlippers posted:

Whomst among us has not shat in a urinal

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!
Men's room etiquette has been a meme for quite some time, guys.

https://youtu.be/IzO1mCAVyMw

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