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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i used to like everclear but father of mine and i will buy you a new life are pretty much the same song with different lyrics "i will buy you a new life perfect shiny and new" is right up there with a horse with no name for good lyric havings
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I forgot I Will Buy You A New Life even existed, but Father of Mine and Santa Monica are both v good songs
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I was ten years old, doin' all that I could! It ain't easy to be a skinny white boy in a black neighbourhood!
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Every single Everclear song is the same one with new lyrics. And it's not even a good song. And kill and eat the rich.
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Hedrigall posted:I was ten years old, doin' all that I could! Aaaand the number one reason why I moved to Portland is...
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I don't just mean thematically I mean the chords are startlingly similar
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Everclear were good up to a point. I stopped listening to them when Art kicked the rest of the members out. He's a dick.
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Axolotl posted:It doesn't really have much taste other than that pure alcohol burn. I'm not a fan of mixed drinks, but I pretty much have to mix it in with at least Coke or lemonade and tea to drink the stuff. Ever had a Driver?
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Hedrigall posted:I was ten years old, doin' all that I could! I mean he wasn't lying quote:Soon after Alexakis' father left the family, financial difficulties forced Alexakis' mother to relocate the family to the Mar Vista Gardens housing projects in California, located near Culver City. Alexakis was sexually abused by older kids in his neighborhood.[1] His brother George died of a heroin overdose when Alexakis was 12. That same year, Alexakis' 15-year-old girlfriend committed suicide.[2]
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guys we're being contacted! by an AGENTquote:I'm deeply entwined in the current FBI investigation of the Russian impact on our election. On the one hand, there's a lot of stuff in this fesh which everybody already knows but on the other hand, as they say in C-SPAM, "lol nothing matters." I hope eventually something does matter; until then, look out for yourself FBI goon Including the subject line in the next one, as it is necessary to understand the rest of it quote:
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May 12, 2017 20:41
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loquacius posted:guys we're being contacted! by an AGENT This confession reads like fanfiction written by the same minds that brought us Rogue POTUS Staff and those dumbass tweets about a world where Hillary Clinton is President.
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I'm part of a little FBI workgroup called Dumbledore's Army and together we're gonna blow up Trump's death star!
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100 degrees Calcium posted:This confession reads like fanfiction written by the same minds that brought us Rogue POTUS Staff and those dumbass tweets about a world where Hillary Clinton is President. A psychologist could write a goddamn book about the personal issues the author of the IfHillaryHad Twitter account is projecting onto Hillary Clinton I can't believe it's still a thing
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if that goon did in fact work for the FBI they'd know that trump can't be tried for treason over the russia stuff
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May 12, 2017 20:57
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HE said "some" would be tried for treason. Might not mean Trump, but people in his inner circle or cabinet. It's all bullshit though since an FBI agent wouldn't write into an anonymous confession thread if they were working on something that important.
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For the goon that dated Jennifer Lawrence, she would have dumped you when she got big But did you see her butthole on Reddit?
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May 12, 2017 21:01
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treason requires america be actively at war with a country
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Jose posted:treason requires america be actively at war with a country Drugs. Terrorism. Interest rates. We're at war with basically everything but a country.
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Tolkien minority posted:this is not even close to how the human body works jsut as a an fyi My wrestling coach used to refer to that excuse as "I breathed some heavy air"
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Inflatable secretary is actually funny and plausible, unlike most of the 'feshes in this thread.
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yeah nothing matters but at least we've all seen jlaw's butthole
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sandoz posted:yeah nothing matters but at least we've all seen jlaw's butthole But did it have greedo in it?
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got any sevens posted:But did it have greedo in it? No and stop making us remember her failure. 
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sandoz posted:yeah nothing matters but at least we've all seen jlaw's butthole i've got new pm's of a prolapsed anus if anyone wants to see
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Jose posted:i've got new pm's of a prolapsed anus if anyone wants to see pretty sure you know everyone wants to see it we always want to see it until we've seen it then we don't want to see it ever again until someone mentions it and the need arises again somehow
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quote:This happened about six years ago in Arizona town when I was 22. I owned a handgun at the time but wasn't a gun nut. Around midnight I woke up because I thought I heard one of my windows being pulled open so I took my handgun from the bedstand and slowly opened the bedroom door. I saw a dark-skinned Hispanic or African burglar with a hammer pry open a ground floor window and climb into my apartment so I pointed my handgun at him and ordered him to stop. Up until this moment I was 100% sure in my mind that if something like this ever happened to me I would shoot first and ask questions later, but at that instant when it actually occurred I simply couldn't bring myself to fire. quote:When I jerk off, at the moment of climax, I like to drop out of my chair onto my knees. I cum on the floor and wipe up and move on with my life. I'm not sure why this is; I just like doing it that way. gross
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loquacius posted:gross hosed up if true
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as a professional burglar it has the ring of truth to it yes, it rings true
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Consider that if you shot that African Habanero you would have had bullet holes in your house and that's no good
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Putty posted:Consider that if you shot that African Habanero you would have had bullet holes in your house and that's no good The contractor you hire to fix them (if you don't just use some toothpaste to patch the drywall) activates his true patriotism to comp you since he's been grifting from his wealthy libtard clients.
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May 13, 2017 21:19
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Consider that you can also fill holes, seal cracks, and form strong bonds with Mighty Putty™! An absolute must-have item for any household! 
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If only Billy Mays could use some kind of white powdery substance to fill the holes he left in my heart when he died
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syscall girl posted:If only Billy Mays could use some kind of white powdery substance to fill the holes he left in my heart when he died Could have used some on his own heart too, probably.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Could have used some on his own heart too, probably. Think he used a little too much of it, that's why his heart crapped out in the first place.
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Yeah, I try to explain Arizona/Southern racism to people up North and they just don't understand. They're used to "Uncle says something mildly racist at a cookout with the rest of the family" and not "group of little kids throwing out hard n's at another kid in a ball pit in front of their parents as everyone, including the staff, laughs."
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limp_cheese posted:Drinking water and taking a few vitamins isn't a bad idea. The bad idea was doing ONLY that and not eating healthier or exercising. If you only did the vitamins and water you would probably gain weight since you would kill your metabolism. !? There is literally no way to gain weight by drinking water and eating vitamins. Where is the physical material coming from that is adding the weight? P sure I just saw a youtube where a guy did that exact thing for a month straight and lost some huge amount of fat rolls. The problem is it can be very dangerous and can mess up your digestive system. I hope fatgoon gets well, there's no need to live a life where you hate yourself. You can be the person you want to be, but it'll be a difficult change. Tolkien minority posted:this is not even close to how the human body works jsut as a an fyi the pounds will form from quantum foam materializing as fatty deposits.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I try to explain Arizona/Southern racism to people up North and they just don't understand. They're used to "Uncle says something mildly racist at a cookout with the rest of the family" and not "group of little kids throwing out hard n's at another kid in a ball pit in front of their parents as everyone, including the staff, laughs." yeah when my aunt moved out there her family became immensely hosed up and were totally down with that crap
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Losing a ton of weight quickly is a really good way to gently caress up your metabolism permanently. Look at some of the studies that have come out of The Biggest Loser contestants. Most are at about 1000 Calorie/day diets just to maintain their weight. Fatgoon: it sounds like you would probably benefit from a dedicated interdisciplinary weight loss program involving a doctor, a nutritionist, a trainer and a therapist to help you.
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Eponine posted:Losing a ton of weight quickly is a really good way to gently caress up your metabolism permanently. Look at some of the studies that have come out of The Biggest Loser contestants. Most are at about 1000 Calorie/day diets just to maintain their weight. Just call it the Swayze affect. Hope it doesn't get Christian Bale or Chris Pratt or uh, anyone who ever took a few million to lose or gain weight real fast and had the discipline* to do it. *trainers, money, more money
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I try to explain Arizona/Southern racism to people up North and they just don't understand. They're used to "Uncle says something mildly racist at a cookout with the rest of the family" and not "group of little kids throwing out hard n's at another kid in a ball pit in front of their parents as everyone, including the staff, laughs." Oddly enough if you meet a white person from the South somewhere in the north there is roughly a 100% chance they will claim people are more racist here than wherever they came from within the next five minutes
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