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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
The king of boring teasers.

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Picard Day
Dec 18, 2004

That Harpoon Launched is going to produce some laughs ghost match, I have no doubt.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
if whoever drives that thing ends the match with harpoon ammo, then they should be ashamed of themselves.

thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

I hope to see you next time, and take care all
How do harpoon SRM's work?

Sair
May 11, 2007

PoptartsNinja posted:

Vote's not over yet (mostly because I'm relaxing and recharging this week), but since there's a clear frontrunner I'm not being completely idle.



Yes, perfect.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I'm looking forward to the moment when that tank's motive system is irreparably damaged and the only way it can keep from dropping off-map is by harpooning a different tank and being dragged off behind it like a desert water-ski.

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I'm looking forward to the moment when that tank's motive system is irreparably damaged and the only way it can keep from dropping off-map is by harpooning a different tank and being dragged off behind it like a desert water-ski.

This happens turn zero by GM fiat and is the primary means of locomotion :getin:

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

thiswayliesmadness posted:

How do harpoon SRM's work?

We'll find out when the mission starts

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Sair posted:

Yes, perfect.



:colbert:


thiswayliesmadness posted:

How do harpoon SRM's work?

Badly they're basically a big steel spike with a rope attached, and are primarily used for hunting Not Whales and Not Dinosaurs. They do 1/1 damage against infantry, and do no damage to vehicles. Normally a vehicle can break a harpoon rope by simply changing direction, but they're still useful since any vehicle that changes direction is probably getting left behind unless it's fast.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Sep 20, 2016

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007


Cantankerous Mehrens, truly a commanding officer for the ages.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

:perfect:

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Olothreutes posted:

Cantankerous Mehrens, truly a commanding officer for the ages.

Thanks to Ancestry.com I now know the joke PTN was making there and it is even better

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Ardlen posted:

My guess is FOOF.

Nah, that would be something more like 404 W+OX if it were even remotely practical to store that poo poo.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Thanks to Ancestry.com I now know the joke PTN was making there and it is even better

Do tell!

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Which tank's going to have the mutant kangaroo?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

Which tank's going to have the mutant kangaroo?

Mate, which isn't? :australia:

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

quote:

Mehrens Name Meaning
North German: patronymic from a short form of a compound name with the first element mar ‘horse’, or from a homonym meaning ‘magnificent’, ‘famous’.

p. sure Cantankerous Mehrens is the Steiner version of Crazy Horse.

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





I sincerely hope that at least one of the vehicles will have a hydraulic plow that lets it kick up a dust screen

Scintilla
Aug 24, 2010

I BEAT HIGHFORT
and all I got was this
jackass monkey
I'm waiting for the ridiculous supercharged :killdozer: whose only method of attack is ramming into stuff.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Scintilla posted:

I'm waiting for the ridiculous supercharged :killdozer: whose only method of attack is ramming into stuff.

We need the Brigador Killdozer, yes.

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012
Can we get a bridge layer?
With spikestrips and glue traps?


Also PTN, I've got internet at home again so please add me back to the rotation.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Scintilla posted:

I'm waiting for the ridiculous supercharged :killdozer: whose only method of attack is ramming into stuff.

I already posted it.

It's even painted in Constructicon colors.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

PoptartsNinja posted:

I already posted it.

It's even painted in Constructicon colors.

Man, if only the Battletech universe had combiners...

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


AJ_Impy posted:

Man, if only the Battletech universe had combiners...

Nah, you'd have people bitching when TACs cause the entire robot to fall apart.

Picard Day
Dec 18, 2004

If this match does't have at least 1 wrecking ball I'm going to be furious.

Erd
Jun 6, 2011

Picard Day posted:

If this match does't have at least 1 wrecking ball I'm going to be furious.

In the back of a ute for maximum Mad Max-ness I hope.

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Picard Day posted:

If this match does't have at least 1 wrecking ball I'm going to be furious.

And the wrecking ball is actually a destroyed fusion engine welded to a chain.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Great Beer posted:

And the wrecking ball is actually a destroyed fusion engine welded to a chain.

And the wrecking ball is actually a destroyed fusion engine welded to a chain, which has been hand-crafted out of molten rivulets of armor!

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

Tank Boy Ken posted:

And the wrecking ball is actually a destroyed fusion engine welded to a chain, which has been hand-crafted out of molten rivulets of armor!

And the fusion engine still kinda works. But only to power the flamers strapped to it. it has just reactor shielding left to aim it one direction.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Not too late then? F, for fearless fighting for fortunes from forsaken fields.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Rebel Blob posted:

Not too late then? F, for fearless fighting for fortunes from forsaken fields.



Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
hahahahahah fantastic

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
That....almost looks conventional?

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
It's so 21st century!

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
It's even got dazzle camo!

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


What kinds of armor are we going to see beyond the thunderdome? (Because I'll be sad if the light rifle users have a whole bunch of targets they shouldn't even hope to shoot at.)

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
The only light rifle is on the escort target. The Bulldog's heavy rifle can actually hurt standard armor.

The inferno SRMs more than make up for the loss of the large laser's killing power.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

F, just in case this vote is somehow necessary to ensure mad gorkamorkamax shenanigans.

Surprise Pizza
Mar 21, 2010
Sticking a vote for C in here, just to prop up our pet ex-clanners.

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berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

I thought 60t qualified the vehicle as a Heavy, not an Assault? Probably just a slip of the finger, but you never know.

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