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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

False posted:

Couldn't disagree more. Maybe its because we now know what a douche Stein is but I heard him on another episode and the first 40 minutes were a three way circle jerk between him and Adam and Drew. Admittedly, that happens a fair bit when Adam likes a guest but it was just endless fawning combined with the fact that other than creationism, Stein is basically famous for having a terrible, droning voice.

Well that show was just Drew and Stein, so there was no Adam jerking off. And I've known he is a douche for years, but he is a likable douche. Not a guy you would trust with your child or anything, but to make small talk a couple times a week while waiting on the bus or something.



Lucretia MacEvil snipe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g

Flight Bisque fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Dec 24, 2010

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Hormones
May 9, 2009

UltraRed posted:

Where do you get 2007 shows?

Here:
http://files.llarchive.com/

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

whatsabattle posted:

Lucretia MacEvil snipe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g

"Drew, in the seventies, there were lots of songs about evil women and women being evil in general. Whatever happened to that?

...and what happened to shows referencing giant clams!?"

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Hormones posted:

Here:
http://files.llarchive.com/

Thank you!

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer

whatsabattle posted:


Lucretia MacEvil snipe!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICZbQ8kwRQ

GOOOOO DOWN GAAAAAMBLIIIIIIN' Dun-nah-nah-NAAAAAH!

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

TequilaJesus posted:

"Drew, in the seventies, there were lots of songs about evil women and women being evil in general. Whatever happened to that?

...and what happened to shows referencing giant clams!?"

Gone the way of the Dodo

CatfishClyde
Jul 22, 2001
Orange Rhyming Dictionary
Whatever happened to inflatable raft humor?

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

CatifshClyde posted:

Whatever happened to inflatable raft humor?

Forget the humor what about the inflatable raft boxes :fap:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Rack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICZbQ8kwRQ

GOOOOO DOWN GAAAAAMBLIIIIIIN' Dun-nah-nah-NAAAAAH!

"Those are horns, DAG"
"I thought they were black women siiiiinnngggiiinnngg!"

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Brock Samson posted:

Forget the humor what about the inflatable raft boxes :fap:

I don't get the joke...


Driving back for the holidays, listened to the last show of 1999 featuring Drew's wife Susan. I realize Adam's exaggerates but I still half expected this shrill humorless crazy harpy. Her guest personality seemed akin to a friendly, giggly C-list actress. Adam was unafraid to call her out when she was dead wrong (ex. guys don't like to hit on attractive women with low self-esteem). Drew was more diplomatic to her obviously.

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Dec 25, 2010

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I don't get the joke...


Driving back for the holidays, listened to the last show of 1999 featuring Drew's wife Susan. I realize Adam's exaggerates but I still half expected this shrill humorless crazy harpy. Her guest personality seemed akin to a friendly, giggly C-list actress. Adam was unafraid to call her out when she was dead wrong (ex. guys don't like to hit on attractive women with low self-esteem). Drew was more diplomatic to her obviously.

Could you link to this show? It sounds fun.

ABlix-
Aug 22, 2004
Old School Software Pimp

Judakel posted:

Could you link to this show? It sounds fun.

Thursday, December 30, 1999

http://www.lovelinetapes.com/shows/?id=486&h=Y2RmYTFjNTB

P.S. what the gently caress about not providing the date to the show to the guy who mentioned it?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

ABlix- posted:

P.S. what the gently caress about not providing the date to the show to the guy who mentioned it?

sorry, I didn't immediately recall the date, I just knew it was the last show of 1999.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I don't get the joke...

Adam jerked off to a picture of a chick on a raft box one time.


I forget the episode and I will try to remember, but there was an episode on the stream the other day where Adam just ripped apart a lot of the no talent a-hole bands that came through. He actually composed a list during a break and went down it one by one. I love it when Adam says gently caress it and just rips into past guests. Stephen Baldwin and Chumbawumba are two of the best targets.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

whatsabattle posted:

Adam jerked off to a picture of a chick on a raft box one time.

One time? I thought it was several, because as a kid he had no access to porn.

Also, listening to the old episodes, I notice they give out the fax number. Did anyone really ever fax in questions?

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


They did in the 80s and 90s. There are some Poorman and Rachtman era shows where they take faxes, and they actually answer e-mails in some of the 1997 shows.

Wompa164
Jul 19, 2001

Don't write ghouls.

Majorian posted:

So I'm watching the 2009 Simpsons rerun that's on right now, and now I'm upset that nobody told me that Huell was on it.:doom:

Huell's drops have slowly but surely grown on me over the last 6 years. It's gotten to the point where I can't think about them or hear them without busting out in a fit laughter.

"IT IS..... GRAND."

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

AuntBuck posted:

They did in the 80s and 90s. There are some Poorman and Rachtman era shows where they take faxes, and they actually answer e-mails in some of the 1997 shows.

Yup, and it seems nearly all of them were prank faxes,

I still find it hilarious that the reason that they stopped giving out the fax number was because it ran out of fax paper and it was so old they couldn't buy any more.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



BorderPatrol posted:

I still find it hilarious that the reason that they stopped giving out the fax number was because it ran out of fax paper and it was so old they couldn't buy any more.
Literally a millionaire.

(I know that Adam's wealth doesn't coincide with the fax machine era, but it's still an absurd reason to stop accepting faxes)

mt1
Mar 5, 2007

Wompa164 posted:

Huell's drops have slowly but surely grown on me over the last 6 years. It's gotten to the point where I can't think about them or hear them without busting out in a fit laughter.

"IT IS..... GRAND."

oh boy, now this is wonderful!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Tell me about these rocks.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuw

I've never seen a dog eat avocados before!

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Grand Fromage posted:

Tell me about these rocks.

I'm surprised Adam has never commented on Huell's crowning moment: A lizard crossing the road in Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRggVAwqAM

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5S6XFoWhQ&feature=related

The famous Bagdad Cafe segment, with additions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKTSa-NT5Oc&feature=related

I don't even know but I laughed.

RightClickSaveAs
Mar 1, 2001

Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...


Omnicarus posted:

I'm surprised Adam has never commented on Huell's crowning moment: A lizard crossing the road in Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRggVAwqAM
Holy poo poo, you mean Huell Howser actually went somewhere other than majestic California? I'm surprised his head didn't completely explode at the concept of another part of the world.

"Now what you're tellin' me is that there are ALLLL these different places, and that some of them are OUTSIDE of California?"

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

EnsGDT posted:

I've never seen a dog eat avocados before!

I've never seen Huell Howser before!

Somehow I imagined he'd have a huge mustache.

Evil Vin
Jun 14, 2006

♪ Sing everybody "Deutsche Deutsche"
Vaya con dios amigos! ♪


Fallen Rib
Bah I can't connect to the loveline stream. Seems to be full with 5 people.

BV
Oct 23, 2005

NO ITS FUNNY. FUCK YOU. TIA

whatsabattle posted:

Listening to the 11/25/2005 show with Ben Stein and I am amazed how every single call has Ben react with a total :wtc::monocle:

I'm listening to this right now and it's hilarious. Ben Stein is amazingly funny, and I can't tell if it's intentional or not. He seems hilariously invested in the calls and takes them so seriously.

Magnificent Quiver
May 8, 2003


Evil Vin posted:

Bah I can't connect to the loveline stream. Seems to be full with 5 people.

I haven't been able to get on it for a few days now.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

As I said earlier, the old stream and the mirror are gone now (limited to default of 5 users).

Go to the site and use the new stream URLs.
https://www.lovelinestream.com/stream
https://www.lovelinestream.com/flash

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer

Whitey Ford posted:

Literally a millionaire.

(I know that Adam's wealth doesn't coincide with the fax machine era, but it's still an absurd reason to stop accepting faxes)

Adam has likened the Westwood None studio to a guy taking a dump in an ashtray. You walk in the front door, its a small shack about the size of a closet, and there's a guy taking a dump in an ashtray. Its not much of a stretch. I also remember a theory Drew had, that all radio station studios were built back in the early 70's and never had any work done on them since.

Teepkick Shakur
May 16, 2008

by XyloJW

Rack posted:

Adam has likened the Westwood None studio to a guy taking a dump in an ashtray. You walk in the front door, its a small shack about the size of a closet, and there's a guy taking a dump in an ashtray. Its not much of a stretch. I also remember a theory Drew had, that all radio station studios were built back in the early 70's and never had any work done on them since.

Rape Tunnel.

Mef989
Feb 6, 2007




I checked the first few pages and the last couple, and hopefully didn't miss this, but is there any good advice for getting on the air and having a question answered?

Evil Vin
Jun 14, 2006

♪ Sing everybody "Deutsche Deutsche"
Vaya con dios amigos! ♪


Fallen Rib

BorderPatrol posted:

As I said earlier, the old stream and the mirror are gone now (limited to default of 5 users).

Go to the site and use the new stream URLs.
https://www.lovelinestream.com/stream
https://www.lovelinestream.com/flash

Yeah I figured that out the other day, Shoutcast just kept linking me to the old one. Thanks for the service :)

Kingsbury
Mar 28, 2010

by angerbot

Teepkick Shakur posted:

Rape Tunnel.

Rapebank.

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Mef989 posted:

I checked the first few pages and the last couple, and hopefully didn't miss this, but is there any good advice for getting on the air and having a question answered?

Call in early in the show and have an interesting question. Also call in on a school night when some of the teenagers are already asleep.

Mef989
Feb 6, 2007




Good plan, not sure how amazing my question is, but how does a good location hold up? Side note, since I am outside the US and my cell would cost me 2.70 a minute to try and call, anyone know if they accept skype?

Edit: WOOOO got through the call screener, just waiting / hoping to make in on the air!
Edit 2: Thought I should say I got on the air and had my question answered, though it almost seemed like they rushed through it :(

Mef989 fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jan 3, 2011

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Evil Vin posted:

Yeah I figured that out the other day, Shoutcast just kept linking me to the old one. Thanks for the service :)

Yeah the new stream is an icecast stream and won't show up in the shoutcast directory.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
It's funny how on TACS he would talk about how radio people are stupid and greedy.

I was listening to some old Loveline shows (around 1-23-01) and he mentions that the program director told him to not abuse the callers, not to tell stories or go on rants, and told Anderson to cool it with the drops.

Wasn't it pretty much Adam's personality and chemistry with Drew that made the show a huge success?

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Human Tornada posted:

Wasn't it pretty much Adam's personality and chemistry with Drew that made the show a huge success?

Yes that and the ability to play off callers for wit rather than try to generate it from angry white guy rants.


some more 70s humor from 2002-03-21 Picabo Street who was a pretty good guest...

Impostor and evil twin humor. Someone declares "THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR" tries to rip off a fake mustache in the middle of banquet.

A woman attempts to seduce the main character while he has a gun pointed at her. And he briefly considers it.

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 3, 2011

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