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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




What freedoms do I have to give up? Can you provide that list please, Marco

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

KoRMaK posted:

What freedoms do I have to give up? Can you provide that list please, Marco

Your freedom to work for a person with a net worth 5 million times your annual wages.

Truly if we lost that we don't know true liberty anymore

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

lil Marco*

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/stungusbungus/status/1231788633478197253

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Hail to the king, baby

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Don't mess with
*grumpy old men*
that compost
~and were born in september~
that have a peanut allergy
and two nephews

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/EzTreezy/status/1231926192737001472

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

isnt he supposed to be wearing sunglasses for this genre

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1232029020050599936

Beloved SA meme "The Get Out Frog" has been making ends meet working for Trump. Sad.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


more hotel rooms need to come with creepy dolls in old-timely baby carriages

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1232029020050599936

Beloved SA meme "The Get Out Frog" has been making ends meet working for Trump. Sad.

Theres actually a really hosed up story behind that frog. Legend has it that originally it belonged to a nearby well-to-do family. They treated their maid, cook, etc. horribly, so one day one of the nannies gave the child of the family that doll. Weird things started happening. Neighbors would see someone moving around when nobody was home. The kid woke up screaming one morning with cuts and scratches all over his face. Suffice the say, the family got the gently caress out of there real soon, and left the doll behind.

A few years ago someone who works for one of those paranormal websites decided to spend a night in that room to see if the stories were true. At three in the morning, the person woke up in a deep terror; the doll was standing over him. It radiated pure malice. And otherworldly voice came from the doll and said "Greydon Carter is a loser, folks! Nobody wants to go to his Christmas parties!"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



jesus loving christ spoiler that

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:

ftge

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/BUHbMtN.mp4
it's a living

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/ColleenGib_NYC/status/722194138414755841

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
These are all obvious troll accounts jesus christ

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1231343783683461121
Wrap it up sandailures. It's over. We are well and truly hosed.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



I'm the disembodied hand giving the nice crow a treat

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1232041905157898241
:qq:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

How could this happen to meeeee.

I've made my mistakes

Got nowhere to run

The night goes on

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Delthalaz posted:

These are all obvious troll accounts jesus christ

yeah colleen owns

https://twitter.com/ColleenGib_NYC/status/722139431721799680

THS
Sep 15, 2017


ahahahahahaha

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Actually, Harv, you're guilty.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008



I want this to be true so bad

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

well, if you can't beat Bernie, just make sure he inherits a major recession that you can blame him for next time around

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol I just finally saw the real one. The whole day I thought inceltown's post was the real one lol

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



hes been using a walker to get around in public during the trial
when the bailiffs took him out to be processed for prison, he left the walker behind

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



duz posted:

hes been using a walker to get around in public during the trial
when the bailiffs took him out to be processed for prison, he left the walker behind

Cosby tried to pull the same poo poo when he was on trial with his wheelchair and 12 doctors following him around. These guys must all watch the same mob movies and think that poo poo works in real life.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Is it not illegal to mislead the jury about the defendent's health and stuff?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Samurai Sanders posted:

Is it not illegal to mislead the jury about the defendant's health and stuff?

It's in bad taste to call people out for that kind of stuff. Like if somebody comes in with a walker usually you should just accept it and not try to figure out if they actually need it. Not sure how you'd outright prove it was fraudulent, unless they said "hey look at me faking a disability for potential sympathy." Sure you can make them get a doctor's note but if they get it you look like a total rear end in a top hat.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wealthy people can always get a doctor's note. there's no point in pressing them on their dramatic public infirmities.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
The prosecution should've done something like have a girl accidentally drop her pencil in front of Harvey Weinstein and bend over to pick it up. When Harvey Weinstein gets out of his walker to lean down and get a look at her butt, then the jury will know the walker is fake

The Brady Bunch taught me everything I needed to know about the legal system

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wealthy people can always get a doctor's note. there's no point in pressing them on their dramatic public infirmities.

Strong post/avatar combo

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
seems like those kind of courtroom antics are just something lawyers tell their clients to do make it look like they're worth the money

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Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/Mike2020/status/1232004382436274178?s=19

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