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Vertical Lime posted:Brock now has a verified account Some people just don't need a Twitter (it's me)
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Apr 3, 2013 01:29
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Lesner shouldn't have twitter. Dude's a beast. You wouldn't give Drago a twitter, would you? You don't even give that fucker lines unless it's a stoic catchphrase.
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Apr 3, 2013 01:59
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Likelihood he wrote that tweet himself: 0%
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Gonzo McFee posted:Lesner shouldn't have twitter. Dude's a beast. You wouldn't give Drago a twitter, would you? You don't even give that fucker lines unless it's a stoic catchphrase. Brock is a social media pioneer, remember when he quit via Tout?
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Apr 3, 2013 02:21
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According to his twitter Langston went to the Marvel offices in New York today. Only great things can come from this.
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Apr 3, 2013 04:54
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I like that Brock Lesnar is following Triple H on twitter.
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Apr 3, 2013 05:07
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Die Laughing posted:According to his twitter Langston went to the Marvel offices in New York today. Only great things can come from this. Well they do still need to cast Groot for Guardians of the Galaxy...
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Apr 3, 2013 09:35
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404GoonNotFound posted:Well they do still need to cast Groot for Guardians of the Galaxy...
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Apr 3, 2013 09:42
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Brock tweeting legible words is the worst. Should really just be "ggrrrRROWL!" and "nnyyyaarrrgghh!" and "Brraachhkk kkkeeeeiilll Paulie at Vasslemania," among other monstrous declarations. "...feed me Jimmay Johns branded sub sandwiches!"
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Apr 3, 2013 14:18
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Except Brock talks like a normal human being?
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Apr 3, 2013 16:43
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Hello Mr. H, I am excited to beat the gently caress out of you at Wrestlemania. Bring the pain. Thanks. BL.
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coconono posted:Except Brock talks like a normal human being? Not lately. Keyfabe man, keyfabe.
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Apr 3, 2013 18:05
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If Lesnar were going to go with any tweeting gimmick he should just post pics of himself making menacing faces
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Apr 3, 2013 18:13
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Or just retweeting Paul Heyman.
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Apr 3, 2013 18:40
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Or just Vines of him dancing. Over jobbers.
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Apr 3, 2013 19:11
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I will support Brock having a Twitter only when at least one tweet is devoted to a Vine video of him staring at the camera for 3 seconds or so, then smiling and happily bouncing
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Or maybe a sit down conversation with him and AJ Styles, discussion their opinions on alternative lifestyles.
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Apr 3, 2013 19:16
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How about have Jimmy thereThe Zombie Princess posted:Opened and shared my home to somebody that called me "human being" as they left. It's 2013; let's think before we sound like bigots. #wordshurt
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Apr 3, 2013 19:22
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bobkatt013 posted:How about have Jimmy there That's what you get for letting a Juggalo in your house.
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Apr 3, 2013 19:41
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Jimmy Jacobs may be all tiny and kawaii but I still wouldn't pick a fight with him. Especially not in his own home.
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coconono posted:Jimmy Jacobs may be all tiny and kawaii but I still wouldn't pick a fight with him. Especially not in his own home. He will stab you.
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Apr 3, 2013 20:06
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coconono posted:Except Brock talks like a normal human being? Dude, did you see the "feelings" promo last year?
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Apr 3, 2013 20:09
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Someone's mind is blown, and I don't think it's mine...
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Root Bear posted:Someone's mind is blown, and I don't think it's mine... I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.
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Apr 4, 2013 04:23
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Root Bear posted:Someone's mind is blown, and I don't think it's mine... ON THIS DAY! duh duh duh duh duh duh! IT'S THIS DAY! duh duh duh duh duh duh!
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Gavok posted:ON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEAARLY EEEVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIGHT duh duh dun duh dun dun duh! SINCE I TURNED THIS LIGHT ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I don't know who this Sami Zayn fella is but I don't think English is his first language.
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:I don't know who this Sami Zayn fella is but I don't think English is his first language. I already like him, that much is for sure. It's going to be a battle of who has the better semi-english Twitter between him and Yoshi.
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 He's still at it. Also... @tdonst posted:RETWEET if your the head of the most pathetic stable in pro wrestling history (a girl, boy, & a turtle) and you hate your life.
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Uh, is this part of his gimmick now or what? Huh?
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Apr 4, 2013 16:58
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Punk just announced that Living Color will be playing him "to and from the ring" on Sunday.
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MassRanTer posted:Uh, is this part of his gimmick now or what? Huh? It is decidedly NOT a gimmick.
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JGKing posted:Punk just announced that Living Color will be playing him "to and from the ring" on Sunday. To AND from? Isn't it usually only the winners who get their music played after a match?
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Puseklepp posted:To AND from? Isn't it usually only the winners who get their music played after a match? Well, it'd kinda give it away if he said "They're going to only play me TO the ring..."
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Apr 4, 2013 17:58
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:It is decidedly NOT a gimmick. Maybe we'll get lucky and Quack will stop booking him for breaking kayfabe
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Gaylord Plower posted:Maybe we'll get lucky and Quack will stop booking him for breaking kayfabe I'm expecting a new storyline where he only protects Veronica to get her tights.
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Gaylord Plower posted:Maybe we'll get lucky and Quack will stop booking him for breaking kayfabe before or after someone sues Chikara into oblivion for sexual harassment?
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