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KayTee posted:VV There was another story where his whole priest training g and ordination was a hypnotic false memory. That was the same story I think. It was all a sham for some reason even though their intention was making him pope down the line. I think the whole arc might have been written just to de-priest him.
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Kwyndig posted:Nightcrawler's an ordained minister? When did that happen? Mike Carey's run, IIRC. The one everyone forgets because it was concurrent with Morrison's New X-Men. Then Chuck Austen came along, and, well... EDIT: Nope, I'm wrong; Joe Casey. Mike Carey's run was later. DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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One thing I do know is that when Nightcrawler's priest career crumbled, he could always go back upon his lucrative career of making plushies.
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Wasn't that like, his half sister or something?
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WickedHate posted:Wasn't that like, his half sister or something? She was Nightcrawler's foster sister, not a blood relative. But yeah, still creepy.
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Saoshyant posted:
They could have at least had Blind Al standing next to Daredevil.
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Cangelosi posted:One thing I do know is that when Nightcrawler's priest career crumbled, he could always go back upon his lucrative career of making plushies. Creepiness aside, I appreciate 1) the strategic placement of the toy and 2) the martini glass full of wine in his tail.
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Cangelosi posted:One thing I do know is that when Nightcrawler's priest career crumbled, he could always go back upon his lucrative career of making plushies.
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Apparently Claremont does.
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Discendo Vox posted:Creepiness aside, I appreciate 1) the strategic placement of the toy and 2) the martini glass full of wine in his tail. It's a(n oversized) coupe glass. The actual problem is that he's keeping a still red wine on ice, and serving it in a glass used for sparkling wines. Unless it's a subtle comment on the sophistication level of southern Germans...? e: Look at the size of those goddamn glasses. You could arrange a centerpiece in one of those. ee: a centerpiece for a clown banquet Squizzle fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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It could be campari? Or some kind of Kirsch?
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Nightcrawler is a goddamn traveling circus performer, I'm honestly surprised he even bothered with glasses.
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The Something Awful Forums › The Finer Arts › Batman's Shameful Secret › Post Funny Panels: a centerpiece for a clown banquet
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bunnyofdoom posted:It could be campari? Or some kind of Kirsch? Even if so, it's just tacky as poo poo. You're not going to go in for multiple refills of an aperitif, so put the bottle away instead of keeping it on ice because you saw fancy people do that with a bottle of wine in a movie once. Also, the huge glasses. Dude is planning to get his sister wrecked if that's anything stronger than red wine. Mr. Maltose posted:Nightcrawler is a goddamn traveling circus performer, I'm honestly surprised he even bothered with glasses. It's not that he didn't do the ~*proper~* thing; it's that he obviously cargo culted what he thinks sophistication looks like, instead of either doing it properly or just doing his own thing. Falling between two stools like that is just tacky as hell.
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That is obviously a 75cl bottle of trappist beer, with an appropriate trappist glass. Fools.
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This is probably funnier to me than other people but yeah, that's the problem with women always wanting justice
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Yeah, Nightcrawler is a circus weirdo, which is probably why he and Meggan had such Tension in Excalibur: Both of them grew up in wagons as weird outcasts. Also, he can hold his liquor.
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Cangelosi posted:One thing I do know is that when Nightcrawler's priest career crumbled, he could always go back upon his lucrative career of making plushies. Later that night, they're taking a bath together when Nightcrawler is suddenly contacted by Professor X, who orders him to teleport outside and grab Angel's girlfriend, who's been attacked by Morlocks. Nightcrawler complies, dumping her directly into the tub with his adoptive sister/girlfriend. Claremont, everybody.
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To be fair, he started dating her before he realized she was his sister.
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KayTee posted:I seem to recall that it was all written by the same idiot who did his "Draco" storyline that everyone hates and ignores. Who wrote the story about Polaris being Magneto's daughter after all (after multiple previous stories established this was absolutely NOT the case)? Same guy, or was that Chuck Austen?
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Jerusalem posted:Who wrote the story about Polaris being Magneto's daughter after all (after multiple previous stories established this was absolutely NOT the case)? Same guy, or was that Chuck Austen? There have been several. Peter David wrote the most recent one, but Austen did one, too. Austen was also responsible for "The Draco" and the exploding communion wafers story. And the story where Angel and Husk have mid-air sex right above the X-Men and Husk's family. Chuck Austen's run was terrible, is what I'm saying.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Chuck Austen's run was terrible, is what I'm saying. What could possibly have given you this opinion.  http://i.imgur.com/Aw6sitS.jpg Whoops, sorry! Rhyno fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Jesus christ mark that NWS you butt
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 Tell me that's an edit. Tell me it's fanart. Tell me anything.edit: also yeah mark it NWS NMS plz.
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Discendo Vox posted:
It's from some independent series he did with lots of swearing and nudity. The main character is legally distinct Wonder Woman.
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I don't think you should need to be told that there was not an actual Wonder Woman comic where her tits are out.
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Lurdiak posted:I don't think you should need to be told that there was not an actual Wonder Woman comic where her tits are out. You show me a signed promise from Grant Morrison and maybe I'll believe you.
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Lurdiak posted:I don't think you should need to be told that there was not an actual Wonder Woman comic where her tits are out. Unless it's Zarda. http://i.imgur.com/BhMErQQ.jpg
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Lurdiak posted:I don't think you should need to be told that there was not an actual Wonder Woman comic where her tits are out. I see you haven't read TDK3: The Master Race.
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muscles like this? posted:It's from some independent series he did with lots of swearing and nudity. The main character is legally distinct Wonder Woman. Between this, his X-Men run, that creepy Superman comic where a Kryptonian/Kryptonian-alike hosed a human woman to death, and Tripping the Rift I'm beginning to think Chuck Austen has a hosed up sexual psychology. Don't know, just getting a feeling.
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mind the walrus posted:Between this, his X-Men run, that creepy Superman comic where a Kryptonian/Kryptonian-alike hosed a human woman to death, and Tripping the Rift I'm beginning to think Chuck Austen has a hosed up sexual psychology. Don't know, just getting a feeling. From what I remember, he also had a nurse character(who was based off his own real life wife) fall in love with and rape the comatose body of Havok at one point.
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Chinaman7000 posted:Batman:Odyssey is the kind of masterpiece that validates the existence and history of all comic books. Lets all pray his upcoming Superman miniseries manages to live up to it.
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Say Nothing posted:Unless it's Zarda. I really like Supreme Power but Zarda kinda reads like someone from r/theredpill came up with her. Although she is pretty hilarious. Happy Noodle Boy posted:I see you haven't read TDK3: The Master Race. Why would I ever. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I see you haven't read TDK3: The Master Race. Somebody tried to justify TDK3 to me by claiming that Frank didn't actually write TDK2, but he totally, for real was writing TDK3. I asked how that explained ASBaR, and he walked away in a huff. Frank Miller sucks.
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Frank Miller not actually writing TDKIII is basically the only thing that got me to check it out at all. I sometimes feel bad about my no Miller policy when it comes to stuff I hear is real good like his Daredevil but just knowing it'll be a Frank Miller story makes it hard to want to give it a chance.
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I'm all for making GBS threads down Frank Miller's neck, but the dude did earn his reputation back in the day.
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I'm not putting the thing down when I say WW breastfeeding while out hunting monsters with her kid in a babybjorn was the best part of the comic so far. I was disappointed as hell when Bruce was revealed at the end of ish 2 cause it was looking like all of the main characters would be women.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm all for making GBS threads down Frank Miller's neck, but the dude did earn his reputation back in the day.
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Say Nothing posted:Play 'spot the character'. I think everyone is there. taskmaster isn't in that cover which is loving insane because it has forbrush man also he's in the actual issue in a ministory at the end i guess
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