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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Synthbuttrange posted:



Who's in Miami?

Swamp Thing? Wait, wrong universe.

Man-Thing?

The Lizard?

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Who's in Miami?

None other than Florida Man!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

sabertooth!, obviously.
gently caress that, I wanna see a NSM G-Rated Deadpool.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Nah, it'll be the dumbest poo poo. Like Thor's girlfriend is there for spring break,

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Steve Gerber's omniversal-crossover-land is in Florida, they dare not venture there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Who's in Miami?

That smile on his face in panel 1. You inhuman monster! :gonk:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Doucheman, does whatever a douche can.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

bunnyofdoom posted:

Nah, it'll be the dumbest poo poo. Like Thor's girlfriend is there for spring break,

Thor Ragnarok is coming out way too soon, this comic aint timely like that. Newspaper Infinity War.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm hoping for some random normal dude with an incredibly flimsy gimmick.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

we've already got Peter

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'm hoping for some random normal dude with an incredibly flimsy gimmick.

Clown-9?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Just in time for Justice League it'll be Newspaper Batman.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You're all over-thinking it, she's on a press tour, she's just going to Miami to be on Good Morning Miami or something. Peter will be returning to New York to start his next "adventure" because god forbid he leave his decrepit aunt's side for more than two hours (or three months in newspaper time).

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Considering Ant Man moved to Miami a couple years ago...

amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah

He said flimsy gimmick, not the best gimmick

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Knormal posted:

You're all over-thinking it, she's on a press tour, she's just going to Miami to be on Good Morning Miami or something. Peter will be returning to New York to start his next "adventure" because god forbid he leave his decrepit aunt's side for more than two hours (or three months in newspaper time).

:wrong:

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Next: SABERTOOTH!

As in, Sabertooth gets into the Fountain of Youth somehow, drinks too much, turns into a kid, gets on the same plane to Miami as Peter, somehow they go through a time warp, he ends up as that kid making GBS threads on Spidey for not being on the Avengers.

Oh no...

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Peter's going to get on the plane as Spider-Man and need Trump's help to board

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Zeeman posted:

Peter's going to get on the plane as Spider-Man and need Trump's help to board

And end up in a hammock under the plane. Because Trump is going to say, "You're still not an Avenger? FAKE HERO. SAD!"

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

It's so weird how NSM cycles between California, Florida and New York. It's been this way for at least fifteen years, with the flashback story to the Lizard taking place in the Everglades.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

gently caress that guy who employs me. I'm off to Florida for several months!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Lobok posted:

gently caress that guy who employs me. I'm off to Florida for several months!
Technically Peter's a freelancer and :goonsay:.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Posted 9/10 2001

We all know the rest

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

is that a pot leaf in the first panel?

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Choco1980 posted:

is that a pot leaf in the first panel?

It would sure explain Peter's expression.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

graham cracker posted:

It would sure explain Peter's expression.

Sure didn't mellow him out though.

Must be reefer madness

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Haifisch posted:

Technically Peter's a freelancer and :goonsay:.

I know but "that guy who pays me" just didn't sound right. Either way the important message is Peter apparently has enough cash to fly cross-country at the drop of a hat and not do any work for a while.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, but his wife does.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He also has Aunt May's bride price from Melvin.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Ikasuhito posted:

Sure didn't mellow him out though.

Must be reefer madness

He's actually calling 9-1-1 because he ate too many pot brownies and he thinks he overdosed and is now dying.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

graham cracker posted:

He's actually calling 9-1-1 because he ate too many pot brownies and he thinks he overdosed and is now dying.

peter's ultra-secret identity is that he is also maureen dowd

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Lobok posted:

I know but "that guy who pays me" just didn't sound right. Either way the important message is Peter apparently has enough cash to fly cross-country at the drop of a hat and not do any work for a while.

I understand it was like a year ago, but this entire arc only happened because Peter did, in fact, have enough money to drop everything at a drop of a hat and fly cross-country and not do any work for a while, then MJ wanted to drive instead for adventure.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's so weird how NSM cycles between California, Florida and New York. It's been this way for at least fifteen years, with the flashback story to the Lizard taking place in the Everglades.
Look the last time Peter went off the beaten track he ended up with a hairy, naked space-child.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Spider-Man is trying to slowly murder his boss with hypertension.

He sure hates old people.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
That's not a thought bubble in the second panel, Johah is actually bursting through the wall to murder Peter

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Jameson's hair has colour? Are they trying to Marisa Tomei him? Did he drink from the Fountain? Does he use JJJust for Men?

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Lobok posted:

Jameson's hair has colour? Are they trying to Marisa Tomei him? Did he drink from the Fountain? Does he use JJJust for Men?

This just is all taking place in 1970 but with iphones.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


He's been rejuvenated by the Extremis virus just in time for Iron Jonah Mark 2

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

uPen posted:

This just is all taking place in 1970 but with iphones.

Newspaper Spider-Man: 1970 but with iphones

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