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Took a loss this week while compiling one of my highest scoring weeks of the season.
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 15:29 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:12 |
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Yay for 1st overall seed barring Steven Haushka getting like 30 points tonight
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 18:15 |
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The Buffalo Bills-like legacy of the Hot Dog Heroes lives on for another season
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 19:12 |
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bbf2 posted:Looks like a tough week ahead for JetsGuy, there's going to be lots of tiebreakers it looks like. Lucky for me, the tiebreakers in the consolation bracket don't always have to be broken. Like a lot of times I'll get say two 4-9 teams playing each other. If they're playing each other regardless, the order doesn't matter then!
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 22:15 |
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3-10!! (if Marshawn Lynch doesn't explode tonight)
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 22:20 |
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So once again, we're depending on the Gun Emporium to defend the honor of the Dan Marino division.
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# ? Dec 2, 2013 22:27 |
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My first under .500 season. This sucks. Go Montana representative go.
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 05:29 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Go Montana representative go. Well I've been falling apart the last few weeks, somehow fell into the playoffs still. I will do my best to set non-moronic lineups.
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 05:54 |
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wasianchickn posted:Well I've been falling apart the last few weeks, somehow fell into the playoffs still. I will do my best to set non-moronic lineups. You of course managed to bench a QB that would have won you the game. It's looking like you'll get a WC spot at least? EDIT: Once the scores go through tonight, I'll do the playoffs tomorrow morning. YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK BITCHES. EDIT2: God loving damnit, I just realized my half point loss to Mrs. Burrito last week is going to end up being the tie breaker that fucks me out of the tiebreaker this year. Fuuuuuuuuuck. JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Dec 3, 2013 |
# ? Dec 3, 2013 06:05 |
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FlyWhiteBoy posted:If you want to break 150 points, just play me. 2 weeks in a row... Just quotin' this to shame FlyWhiteBoy as his last post was back in mid-September.
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 06:23 |
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What a scrub. With the same record as me.
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 07:21 |
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ESPN suggests I just squeaked in. I wonder if I really got in
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 20:41 |
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Welp my team fell apart. Thanks for nothing, Ridley. Next year: no patriot players. Last year it was the murderer. This year, Ridley.
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# ? Dec 3, 2013 21:20 |
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JetsGuy posted:YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK BITCHES. Wait I pay for this poo poo? ffffffff
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 00:37 |
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commish posted:Welp my team fell apart. Thanks for nothing, Ridley. Next year: no patriot players. Last year it was the murderer. This year, Ridley. I blame you for the death of Odin Lloyd and Stevan Ridley's fumbles.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 00:53 |
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I actually had to work today. Doing it right now though. STAY TUNED!
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 02:32 |
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It was pretty easy this year! Turns out that despite the Chickins handing Palmer a chance to get into the playoffs, Palmer lost and let Chickins back in. Only two tie-breakers for the WCs even! The procedures are here: http://www.nfl.com/standings/tiebreakingprocedures For AFC, WC2: Tiebreaker between Bubblicious and Cows. Cows has the better conference record, so yay for them! For NFC, WC2: Tiebreaker between the Vultures and Palmer. Palmer has the better conference record (I'm sorry darkwolf ). So here's the playoffs: AFC 1) PoM 4) Cows 2) gun Emporium 3) Freenys NFC 1) Peppercorns 4) Palmer 2) Chickins 3) Sleepers ------------------------------------- Ok, so like always the tie breakers stop making sense in the consolation ladder as we're now dealing with cross-conference stuff. I just used W-L with points as the tiebreaker here.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:14 |
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AS ALWAYS LEMME KNOW IF YOU THINK I MADE A MISTAKE I make a lot of them. Doesn't it make you sleep well at night to know I've written code for NASA spacecraft? EDIT: I also always try my best to get to these as soon as possible, so sorry again to darkwolf. EDIT2: I'd also like to say for the record only 4 teams in the whole goddamned league scored more points than my team and I didn't make the playoffs.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:15 |
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JetsGuy posted:I'd also like to say for the record only 4 teams in the whole goddamned league scored more points than my team and I didn't make the playoffs. I'm not one of them.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:27 |
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Hey, darkwolf....
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:43 |
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JetsGuy posted:I'd also like to say for the record only 4 teams in the whole goddamned league scored more points than my team and I didn't make the playoffs. One of my 3 wins. RGIII's bye week
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:00 |
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So only one Dan Marinoian and 3 Namaths in the AFC? Namaths, you know what you have to do. You have no excuses this year.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:33 |
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Silly Burrito posted:So only one Dan Marinoian and 3 Namaths in the AFC? Luckily its the guy who's coattails we've been riding the whole time.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:38 |
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Nothing I post doesn't sound like whining or sour grapes, so I just won't. Glad this shitshow is over now. Can't wait for this shitshow to start up next year.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 06:33 |
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darkwolf220 posted:Nothing I post doesn't sound like whining or sour grapes, so I just won't. Glad this shitshow is over now. Can't wait for this shitshow to start up next year. Please whine or have sour grapes so I look less bad when I inevitably start whining/going all sour grapes. 1.4 POINTS
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 06:37 |
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JetsGuy posted:
Woo! First playoffs appearance!
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 15:52 |
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darkwolf220 posted:Nothing I post doesn't sound like whining or sour grapes, so I just won't. Glad this shitshow is over now. Can't wait for this shitshow to start up next year. Glad you're coming back.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 16:41 |
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Well, I guess I can just console myself with the fact that I'm not last in the league and I brought JetsGuy down a peg. Yay, mediocrity.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 16:47 |
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Braksgirl posted:Well, I guess I can just console myself with the fact that I'm not last in the league and I brought JetsGuy down a peg. Yay, mediocrity. Mrs Burrito is going to be traded over so she's in the same division as Burrito next year.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 17:10 |
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JetsGuy posted:Mrs Burrito is going to be traded over so she's in the same division as Burrito next year. You should make them play each other every week next year. We can than have a betting pool for when the divorce proceedings start.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 18:29 |
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jabro posted:You should make them play each other every week next year. We can than have a betting pool for when the divorce proceedings start. Week 6
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 19:20 |
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jabro posted:You should make them play each other every week next year. We can than have a betting pool for when the divorce proceedings start. What you fail to realize here is that fantasy football matchups between the two of us are like an aphrodisiac. You'd really be helping us out.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 19:28 |
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I look forward to bringing glory to the Bart Starr division
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 19:50 |
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JetsGuy posted:Mrs Burrito is going to be traded over so she's in the same division as Burrito next year. Hey, there is an idea. Let the winner of this league reshuffle the divisions any way they want for next year. Let's see how well Jetsguy does when he has to root for the Namaths.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 20:02 |
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Braksgirl posted:What you fail to realize here is that fantasy football matchups between the two of us are like an aphrodisiac. You'd really be helping us out. Just calling Ben Tate "The Tater" never fails to put that mischievious glint in Mrs. Burrito's eyes. Also Jimmy Graham makes her swoon.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 20:05 |
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chrix posted:I look forward to bringing glory to the Bart Starr division Let's get a rematch for next week, I want revenge on Tiquan Underwood.
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 20:18 |
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chrix posted:I look forward to bringing glory to the Bart Starr division God speed, Starr strength
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# ? Dec 4, 2013 21:28 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Hey, there is an idea. Let the winner of this league reshuffle the divisions any way they want for next year. Let's see how well Jetsguy does when he has to root for the Namaths. It's a fun idea man, but I gotta say no. When the league went into Season 2, the season where we lost the most people, I agued for keeping the divisions so that we could build up some intra-division rivalries. Instead, we've gotten inter-division rivalries, and it's awesome. PS - I always root for the Namaths.
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# ? Dec 5, 2013 00:26 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Just calling Ben Tate "The Tater" never fails to put that mischievious glint in Mrs. Burrito's eyes. I'm now picturing Burrito wearing a Jimmy Graham jersey demanding to be called "TE Jimmy" as he's bedding Mrs. Burrito.
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# ? Dec 5, 2013 00:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:12 |
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Jimmy is my football husband, I won't lie. He's gonna call me. I just know he's into dumpy, slightly past their prime stay at home moms.
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# ? Dec 5, 2013 04:43 |