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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

ChazTurbo posted:

In a stroke of genius the game reveals that Johnny Hatred was waging war on the towns people for murdering his gay, black lover. The game is subsequently praised as the most progressive work since Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

And then he joined the army and became a Sargent.

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closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005
I'm just glad we have so many anti-fascist fighters here. If it wasn't for brave warriors like icantfindaname and Ddraig, the fascists would be rolling in and taking over gaming before you could say "white knight".

Maybe they should team up with the "Anti-Kitten Burning Coalition" and "Citizens Against Murder" so they can make an unstoppable anti-evil coalition and defeat all of the evils in the world.

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

Didn't swap weapons for slawdogs, 0/10

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Pyromancer posted:

Didn't swap weapons for slawdogs, 0/10
It's the best I could do with the lovely Youtube editor :(

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Gonna wait and watch this game get scores like -1000/10 or UNABLE TO BE RATED due to moral content. And then the streams of youtubers who are "opposed" to playing the game but are "forced" to due to demand and then talk about surviving the experience of playing a videogame like they just went through both world wars alone with only a pocket knife. Maybe someone will also fake tears like the people who played Five Nights at Freddys.


Yet real atrocities like Assassian's Creed are just met with tired sighs and sevens out of tens.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
I see a lot of Steam thread posters and they are 1 of the worst Games factions imo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

koolkal posted:

I see a lot of Steam thread posters and they are 1 of the worst Games factions imo

Every single one of these people have Daikatana in their library.


And you know what they say about people who bought Daikatana...

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

Every single one of these people have Daikatana in their library.


And you know what they say about people who bought Daikatana...
they can't leave without their buddy superfly?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Endorph posted:

they can't leave without their buddy superfly?

That and everything was pretty uninspired.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Ddraig posted:


Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Where's the murder simulator that lets me gun down hordes of polish xenophobes and the gamergate nerds that support them? Someone go greenlight that.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Two Beans posted:

Where's the murder simulator that lets me gun down hordes of polish xenophobes and the gamergate nerds that support them? Someone go greenlight that.

Um. That's wrong.

ChazTurbo
Oct 4, 2014
'I want games to tackle mature subject matter and be taken seriously but I'll be damned if they do anything that makes me feel uncomfortable." - Goons.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

ChazTurbo posted:

'I want games to tackle mature subject matter and be taken seriously but I'll be damned if they do anything that makes me feel uncomfortable." - Goons.
I pretty much just want games where I can do crazy & hosed up poo poo that I am not about to do in real life and that I in no way actually support.

It's really disappointing that with the indie games movement we don't have games that wouldn't make it to store shelves.

ChazTurbo
Oct 4, 2014

Khorne posted:

I pretty much just want games where I can do crazy & hosed up poo poo that I am not about to do in real life and that I in no way actually support.

It's really disappointing that with the indie games movement we don't have games that wouldn't make it to store shelves.

Nah dawg. Doing something in a video game obviously means you want to do it in real life. *Calls drone strikes down on random civies in Saints Row and cups up a million people in Dynasty Warriors*

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

closeted republican posted:

I'm just glad we have so many anti-fascist fighters here. If it wasn't for brave warriors like icantfindaname and Ddraig, the fascists would be rolling in and taking over gaming before you could say "white knight".

Maybe they should team up with the "Anti-Kitten Burning Coalition" and "Citizens Against Murder" so they can make an unstoppable anti-evil coalition and defeat all of the evils in the world.

They are truly the saints of our time.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

The Snark posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/prototype-dick-mercer/

Look at this rear end in a top hat, to make this article he probably had to kill countless imaginary civilians in a video game for NO REASON than because he found it FUNNY!

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS HE KILLED IN REAL LIFE?!

Pretending that you arent arguing in bad faith for a sec, context matters.

ChazTurbo posted:

'I want games to tackle mature subject matter and be taken seriously but I'll be damned if they do anything that makes me feel uncomfortable." - Goons.


this game claims it is specifically :airquote:rebelling against tackling mature subject matter :airquote:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Anatharon posted:

Pretending that you arent arguing in bad faith for a sec, context matters.

#livesmatterincontext

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Erata posted:

Um. That's wrong.

If someone doesn't drop what they're doing right this second and code up a game where I can farm edgy grimdark douchebags as if they're boars in Westfall, well then I guess censorship wins.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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this game looks like itll be a pile of poo poo since its only reason for existing is spite

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Fojar38 posted:

this game looks like itll be a pile of poo poo since its only reason for existing is spite
Maybe they could just cut it down to the first part of the video. Turn it into Trenchcoat Packing Simulator 2015; you have to efficiently pack your dude's coat and then you watch him go out on a murder spree by himself. If you packed it badly he fucks up pulling out a weapon and gets shot or has an accident. That would at least be unique.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

CrashCat posted:

Turn it into Trenchcoat Packing Simulator 2015; you have to efficiently pack your dude's coat and then you watch him go out on a murder spree by himself
resident evil 4

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

Two Beans posted:

If someone doesn't drop what they're doing right this second and code up a game where I can farm edgy grimdark douchebags as if they're boars in Westfall, well then I guess censorship wins.

Have you considered making such a game? Or perhaps rallying your super-talented friends to make such a game? I promise to vote to Greenlight it for Steam when it's ready, and I didn't do that for Hatred even.

Just let us know when it's ready, yes?

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

ChazTurbo posted:

Nah dawg. Doing something in a video game obviously means you want to do it in real life. *Calls drone strikes down on random civies in Saints Row and cups up a million people in Dynasty Warriors*

Truly the sex offender of our time.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


how dumb do you have to be to be a polish nazi

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I saw a polish historian explain it. She said that poles are jealous of the jews because they get all the WW2 related pity.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
There's also Jewish Nazis.

How's it work? Like magnets.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Endorph posted:

resident evil 4
Yeah, but you actually do the shooting there. I can think of plenty of inventory arrangement games but none where you set it up and then let the computer go off and do the dirty work.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

The Snark posted:

Have you considered making such a game? Or perhaps rallying your super-talented friends to make such a game? I promise to vote to Greenlight it for Steam when it's ready, and I didn't do that for Hatred even.

Just let us know when it's ready, yes?

Nah, I want someone else to do it. I got poo poo ta do.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
The butthurt is real.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

CrashCat posted:

Maybe they could just cut it down to the first part of the video. Turn it into Trenchcoat Packing Simulator 2015; you have to efficiently pack your dude's coat and then you watch him go out on a murder spree by himself. If you packed it badly he fucks up pulling out a weapon and gets shot or has an accident. That would at least be unique.

It looks pretty unique as it is. The market isn't saturated with top down isometric shooters.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

how dumb do you have to be to be a polish nazi

polish

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
"Yeah I mean if you think about it, "Polish" is one of the few words that completely changes pronunciation and meaning if you don't capitalize it."

--Grammar Nazi

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

Powercrazy posted:

The butthurt is real.

Did they wait for you to replace the other fantastically stupid forced avatar before giving you that competently executed but nevertheless terribly stupid forced avatar?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

King Vidiot posted:

"Yeah I mean if you think about it, "Polish" is one of the few words that completely changes pronunciation and meaning if you don't capitalize it."

--Grammar Nazi

I can't hear you comment over the sound of all this wooshing.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
I hope it supports mod tools.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

:cripes:

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Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
hehe... lotta ownage itt

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