Turtle Blogger posted:

All the proverbial male tears in this thread are entertaining, keep up the good work y'all.

Applewhite posted:

Which proverb was the one about Male Tears?

satanic splash-back posted:

He who stays in bed, stays dry.

Applewhite posted:

Which proverb was the one about Male Tears?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Is that the one where Jesus got mad at the fig tree because it wasn't producing figs in the middle of winter so he threw a baby bitchfit and was screaming and crying at a tree?

Mange Mite posted:

i think he just owned it instantly

Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. When the disciples saw this, they were amazed.


so basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyNoyP5A-Es

Danger Mahoney posted:

loquacius posted:

delicious tree tears *drinks them from revolutionary novelty mug*

Ork of Fiction posted:

It would be better, imo, if women ran the world and men stayed home and had babies from their man vaginas n rubbed their titties and clitorises all day.

The White Dragon posted:

or idk from a different culture group maybe

in hawaii, a quality futon on the floor in the living room is one of the most common things for any family that's been here for more than two generations

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

pm me

Simstim posted:

goony girl sounds mad she only attracts goony guys

gnarlyhotep posted:

Here's a revolution

the same dumb loving idiot doing the same dumb loving idiot poo poo he's always done

Danger Mahoney posted:

That would be the tits if I could stay home and mooch off some hard working chick

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Awww honey no, don't feel bad, it was really lovely and I appreciate the effort you put into all this. The music and lights and rose petals and everything, but I don't think putting candles on the air mattress was the best idea.

loquacius posted:

Given that point #1 translates to "not feminist enough" and point #4 is "too feminist" I wonder what the exact Goldilocks level of exactly enough feminism is that will finally satisfy this dumpy nerd and grant you the privilege of experiencing some really disappointing sex

Haier posted:

I grew up in Hawaii and Asia, and futons are the only bed I've ever liked (mostly because I spent 4/5ths of my sleeping life on them). I will easily take a good futon over a big dumb hulk of a mattress set. Mainland haoles get mad salty about this.

GreatGreen posted:

What is it about the internet that makes people look at a complete nutcase ranting about who knows what retarded poo poo and think "yes, this deserves an iota of consideration. I'm going to pay attention to this and maybe even respond."

People don't stop walking where they're going on the street to talk with the local homeless guy about how ridiculous it is that he thinks there's an alien in his shoe, or that maybe this important shoe alien situation deserves some attention and proper consideration before we so flippantly disregard it.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Wow, how the gently caress are you still alive? You must look like GE Café by now.

Mange Mite posted:

As a connoisseur of crazy people on the internet i actually enjoy stuff like timecube and dees cartoons

loquacius posted:

same

For comparison I'm also really enjoying watching Making A Murderer and getting really mad and complaining about how awful the justice system is. I like learning about people who are incredibly and blatantly wrong because it makes me feel right by comparison.