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FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Troy Queef posted:

If I took a shot every time they just mentioned Danny Willett just had a kid I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning

If everyone else was better they wouldn't have to :shrug:

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Who is this danny willet mega fan who just started posting

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't understand what this is supposed to look like.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Josh Lyman posted:

I don't understand what this is supposed to look like.

crying jordan

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
:fork:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Can't deny it's loving nuts he still had a chance to come back after the earlier shitstorm, but hey congrats to Willett.



I can go back to not watching golf for a while. The Masters is pretty cool.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
F

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

straight up brolic posted:

Who is this danny willet mega fan who just started posting

More of an anyone but white americans.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
we bring you this coverage of a man video chatting his wife

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Willett DQ'd, ejected from Augusta for using cell phone on course grounds, Spieth declared winner.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Shinjobi posted:

Can't deny it's loving nuts he still had a chance to come back after the earlier shitstorm, but hey congrats to Willett.



I can go back to not watching golf for a while. The Masters is pretty cool.

U.S. Open in June! The Dark Souls of golf tournaments

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Ugh I'm gonna go angry hit some golf balls.

Someone PM me the address and type of golf balls :)

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That's cool that he has Borat's friend there with him

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Willett DQ'd, ejected from Augusta for using cell phone on course grounds, Spieth declared winner.

You joke but my buddy got threatened with a lifetime ban yesterday for pulling his phone out on the driving range after the day was over. He's a caddy. They don't give a poo poo about anyone.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

straight up brolic posted:

Who is this danny willet mega fan who just started posting
https://twitter.com/p_j_willett/status/719296359627677696

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Those old white southern guys with Willett are so pissed that not-Jordan Spieth has won.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Josh Lyman posted:

Those old white southern guys with Willett are so pissed that not-Jordan Spieth has won.

Beautiful.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

sportsgenius86 posted:

That's cool that he has Borat's friend there with him

Willett rollin into Atlanta tonight like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL770RyvwhE

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I've always wondered, do the players drive from the Atlanta airport or do they fly into the tiny August airport?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I wasn't able to watch the coverage from 4-6pm and the Masters.com viewer has DVR capabilities so I'm watching Jordan starting from #9. Should be epic, assuming they don't kill the broadcast before I finish.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Josh Lyman posted:

I've always wondered, do the players drive from the Atlanta airport or do they fly into the tiny August airport?

It depends, the players with more money will charter a plane out of the Augusta airport. That's what Reed did today.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Daric posted:

It depends, the players with more money will charter a plane out of the Augusta airport. That's what Reed did today.
Should try to see if I can intercept Willett at a Bojangles.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'd loving drive before I flew through Atlanta.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

who the gently caress is this loser on my tv get him the gently caress outta there and show the winner dammit

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Had to go to work, is Butler Cabin as awkward as usual?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


sportsgenius86 posted:

I'd loving drive before I flew through Atlanta.
The Atlanta airport is amazing. :colbert:

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
i think most of my complaints about the prissiness of the masters would be taken care of by the assassination of Jim Nantz

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i fell asleep a few hours ago. what did I miss?

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/719270372630228993

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/719271111603712000

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/719273082356166656

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Everything about the masters is annoying but the course is so goddamn beautiful I can deal with it.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Not in the face! :lol:

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Spieth just objected to his face being filmed didn't he

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Danny Willett wore the same shoes I wanted to get, FJ DryJoy Casual with lime green accents.

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler

runoverbobby posted:

Spieth just objected to his face being filmed didn't he

Didn't want the front page of every sport section to be the huge tears threatening to spill down his face.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Say what you will about the Spieth choke job but if you shoot a bogey free round on the final day of the masters, you earned your win.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/719302881967542278

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

"jordan you didn't want to be filmed in the face a moment ago. now that you're sitting here like a loser next to the winner, how big a bitch do you feel, you bitch"

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


They didn't force Jordan to say anything.

NO SLOW ZOOM WHAT THE gently caress CBS AND THE MASTERS ARE XENOPHOBIC AS gently caress

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Apr 11, 2016

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
*leans in and whispers in ear*

welcome to our family

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