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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

settle down beavis

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:32

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 22:54

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

settle down beavis

A guy from the forums comes to visit. He is incredibly boring. My wife and I appease him while we distance ourselves from him.

Fast forward two years, he's sitting here telling me how i should run my life.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:34

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I actually offered Captain Foo to stay at my house to save money while he visited and hang out.

My wife read some of his posts here and said he wasn't welcome. lol

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:44

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

government shutdown and now voting thread 5

no rules :hchatter:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:47

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

SmokaDustbowl posted:

my great grandfather got blown out of his shoes during the halifax explosion lol

Opening a brothel called the Halifax Explosion

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:47

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

I see tori is back into his �destroy every single relationship he has� kick

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:58

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

i believe the phrase you�re after is �back on their bullshit�

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:01

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

lolling irl that that insane orange potato's 1 year anniversary in the oval office is marked by a govt shutdown with his party in charge of congress

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:08

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Ciaphas posted:

lolling irl that that insane orange potato's 1 year anniversary in the oval office is marked by a govt shutdown with his party in charge of congress

first time in history

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:18

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

graph posted:

first time in history

so much winning

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:21

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

the failing nytimes reported that it was Dems fault lol

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol chuck schumer put border wall funding on the table and general kelly went over trump�s head to call him and tell him to get outta here charles i�m the juggernaut bitch

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:26

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Stereotype posted:

the failing nytimes reported that it was Dems fault lol

if anyone still reads nyt reminder theyve published 3 (or 4?) pro-nazi pieces in the past year

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the failing nyt thread in cspam is great

Main Paineframe posted:

i looked at the trump supporters letters the Times printed today, and surprise, they're all overly wordy propaganda from wealthy bankers and business owners who very clearly wanted to try to sound extra smart for their favorite newspaper

almost all the letters were sent from cities or very wealthy suburbs. 10 of the 15 letters came from New York or New England. of the five remaining letters, two came from California, two came from major urban areas, and one came from a small rural Iowa community

my favorite letter is the one from Dane Davis, who tells a very personal-sounding story about his working-class upbringing and how Trump is the best for his fellow poverty-stricken workers, except that he gives enough personal details that it took about five seconds to discover he's a highly-connected investment banker who interned at the GOP and conservative thinktanks while attending a prestigious high-class university in London

lmao

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:50

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

For what it's worth, my wife didn't like you and didn't want you near my house and your lovely and stupid offering of a book about grilling was sad.

i, too, consider gifts from guests as "offerings" :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

one of the classic indicators which confirms that someone you know is an alcoholic is when they flip out at any criticism of their drinking

# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:00

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

i hope kate's doing ok

# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:04

Beamed: Nov 26, 2010; Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

one of the classic indicators which confirms that someone you know is an alcoholic is when they flip out at any criticism of their drinking

Could just mean they're getting over an insecurity from being raised by alcoholics?

# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:59

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

oh tori no, please be ok

# ? Jan 20, 2018 09:21

Glans Dillzig: Nov 23, 2011; knickerbocker expert

cjs: everyone seek therapy.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 09:35

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I actually offered Captain Foo to stay at my house to save money while he visited and hang out.

My wife read some of his posts here and said he wasn't welcome. lol

lmfao.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 10:51

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

http://www.statesman.com/news/crime--law/texas-judge-interrupts-jury-says-god-told-him-defendant-not-guilty/ZRdGbT7xPu7lc6kMMPeWKL/ lol

# ? Jan 20, 2018 11:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

cinci zoo sniper posted:

http://www.statesman.com/news/crime--law/texas-judge-interrupts-jury-says-god-told-him-defendant-not-guilty/ZRdGbT7xPu7lc6kMMPeWKL/ lol

cool story to wake up to. thanks for reminding me of the lovely country i live in, op. i actually hadn�t pondered that yet today.

:waycool:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 13:18

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AlexErnst/status/822533986408923137

:twisted:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:02

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Ciaphas posted:

thanks for that, yeah. finally figured out how to get dnsmasq running on my router and figured out a couple important things

1) don't call it .local because apparently that one's a magic tld
2) make dead sure it can't talk to the outside world
c) in router dhcp settings make sure dhcp assignment sets client dns to itself and move quad eights to alternate (i missed this part for a while)

Suffix everything with .contoso, hth.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:18

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Giving a two hour job talk this afternoon. just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:45

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Schadenboner posted:

Suffix everything with .contoso, hth.

funny way to spell yoyodyne

# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:58

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

I read your posts

they weren�t very good

neg�d

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:01

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

the forums are scripted, and this is the finale prior to closing them on january 31st

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:11

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

went to the shelter to get one dog, ended up with two.

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jan 20, 2018

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:17

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

went to the shelter to get one dog, ended up with two.

i'm the feet

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:21

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

get a load of those dogs

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:21

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

went to the shelter to get one dog, ended up with two.

i think you got cheated at the shelter, the first one is clearly a bear

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:22

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

went to the shelter to get one dog, ended up with two.

Puffdog

quote:

Scruffdog.
:3:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:28

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

they're good dogs. quinton (the chow / maybe shiba inu mix) is very, very shy but super easy to deal with, he just needs to learn to poop. he wont go up and down the steps so we have to carry him but that's acceptable, he lets us do it.

bonnie is just a good girl who clearly wants to please. she's already super attached to us after one night. hopefully she's not a whiner when we're gone but i think she will be. quinton doesnt give a gently caress about us but that's how i like my dogs anyhow.

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Jan 20, 2018

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:31

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

they're good dogs. quinton (the chow / maybe shiba inu mix) is very, very shy but super easy to deal with, he just needs to learn to poop. he wont go up and down the steps so we have to carry him but that's acceptable, he lets us do it.

bonnie is just a good girl who clearly wants to please. she's already super attached to us after one night. quinton doesnt give a gently caress about us but that's how i like my dogs anyhow.

Do the steps have backs? What does his fur feel like when you pick him up? Does he wiggle?

Aloof quintdog.

Bonnie snuggleplease pup.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:34

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Ciaphas posted:

lolling irl that that insane orange potato's 1 year anniversary in the oval office is marked by a govt shutdown with his party in charge of congress

uhh so, glad to hear you guys furlough-proofed yourselves a bit, then

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:39

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

WrenP-Complete posted:

Do the steps have backs? What does his fur feel like when you pick him up? Does he wiggle?

Aloof quintdog.

Bonnie snuggleplease pup.

yeah they have backs. he doesn't wriggle much (just grunts because i havent figured out the best way to carry him yet) but he does evade capture and kinda slink away when it's step time. he's a 'project dog'.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:39

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Are you starting with crate training?

Any food aggression issues?

# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:40

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