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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Okkult posted:

Darby's loving stupid.

yea ok posted:

darby is the best lmfao

the duality of man

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
this match fucks

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
what do you know about cardio



lmfao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARDIO!?!" :lol:

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Has Darby ever had a serious injury?

Jesus, he doesn’t hold back before the biggest match of career even

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


taz: I used to do cardio!


lol

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Friday Night Super Dark

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


fishhook romero

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

El Generico posted:

the duality of man

these are both true statements

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Duke Pukem posted:

taz: I used to do cardio!


lol

"In 1996?" :laugh:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Lid posted:

Darby Allin matches work better if you just run the jackass theme in the background on repeat

The song is Corona by The Minutemen, rip Boon

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how'd he get in your house??

he was at aaw last night, as was i

i also found out that josh alexander is much shorter than i had thought!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
garcia looked like he poop a pant for a second

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Big Queefy posted:

Has Darby ever had a serious injury?

Jesus, he doesn’t hold back before the biggest match of career even

Biggest injury I can think of is when Ethan Page hit Darby's arm with a shovel and cut him open nasty. Think he had to get a plate in his arm after that?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hahaha Punk just made this a #1 contender match to face him, basically.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jumping superplex holy poo poo

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Now us fite users get to see the finish while you're left with the pip :smug:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
he definitely was hosed and out of action after that dumb skateboard bump in the casino ladder match where Cage debuted

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

gODDAMN PITCHER IIN PITCHER

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.
Who said that "Well it IS Chicago" line about Punk wearing a weighted vest and Punk saying he doesn't want to get shot because hachi machi that's spicy...

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

MJeff posted:

Hahaha Punk just made this a #1 contender match to face him, basically.

so it will be for the lineal title of CM Punk

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

GLOSS posted:

Who said that "Well it IS Chicago" line about Punk wearing a weighted vest and Punk saying he doesn't want to get shot because hachi machi that's spicy...

Jericho

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

yea ok posted:

gODDAMN PITCHER IIN PITCHER

i feel like you summoned this one

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
that commentary team is too big for that gotdang table.....

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Pylons posted:

She's getting booed because they had her against crowd favorite Skye Blue on Dark

don't spoiler the "on Dark" part so people know what they're gonna spoil for themselves

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

shiksa posted:

he was at aaw last night, as was i

i also found out that josh alexander is much shorter than i had thought!!

see i thought it was the same situation as me, left the windows open last night and Daniel Garcia got in through a loose screen (prolly just after my garbage), had to chase him out with a broom when I woke up and found him tryin to lock a heel hook on my dog

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1433985810194485255

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

i feel like you summoned this one

I hate the Shaqaroni. I hate Animal Kingdom. I hate Applebees.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

yea ok posted:

I hate Applebees.

yea ok posted:

I hate Applebees.

yea ok posted:

I hate Applebees.

yea ok posted:

I hate Applebees.

yea ok posted:

I hate Applebees.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


garcia owns

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

see i thought it was the same situation as me, left the windows open last night and Daniel Garcia got in through a loose screen (prolly just after my garbage), had to chase him out with a broom when I woke up and found him tryin to lock a heel hook on my dog

you gotta make sure you have screens on your windows to keep the daniel garcias out, they'll just sneak right in and bring their loud dads

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Punk's "REALLY!?!" face :lol:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

I wonder if Chicago is less dangerous than Washington January 6th 2020

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
DARBY TURNED PURPLE

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


That choke :stare:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress, that's a cool spot

Garcia owns

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Darby's face turned purple!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
holy gently caress

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

yea ok posted:

I hate the Shaqaroni. I hate Animal Kingdom. I hate Applebees.

u tkae that back about shaqaroni

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
This has been completely brutal

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