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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
But then the capitol would be on top of a bunch of missile silos (if it wasn't already :ssh:).

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NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004
What would have been the repercussions of the Soviets developing the bomb five or ten years later than they did?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Oxford Comma posted:

I totally understand the reasons for it, but I'm still surprised the US didnt relocate its capital to Omaha during the Cold War.

Don't/didn't we have some kind of crazy doomsday bunker under Cheyenne Mountain or something that was basically that, though? Basically a underground mini-congress plus white house for a post-nuclear situation where the Secretary of Agriculture is now the President and god only loving knows who is filling in for the various voting representatives of individual states?

Not quite moving the capital to the middle of the midwest, but acknowledging that in the event of a decapitation strike they might as well push the new center of government someplace (relatively) safe.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Hey it worked moving the Capital of Upper Canada to Ottawa to keep the US from invading! (Because ottawa kind of sucks)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Thwomp posted:

But then the capitol would be on top of a bunch of missile silos (if it wasn't already :ssh:).

There's an ICBM missile silo under the South Lawn :ssh:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cryano4747:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Greek_Island

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


Ah, yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

I wondered about the Dead Hand, and I still wonder if it has been disabled or not.

The entire twentieth century was basically run by spoiled children with dangerous toys, and it is incredible to me that we've survived.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Worthleast posted:

The entire span of human history has been basically run by spoiled children with dangerous toys

Fixed for you, the only difference with the 20th is that the toys got deadlier.

gently caress, if anything the spoiled children quotient has been dialed way the gently caress back. I can't even begin to imagine a renaissance italy or medieval england with WMDs.

Christ on a crutch, or reformation-era central Europe. Good lord :psyduck:

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Cyrano4747 posted:

Fixed for you, the only difference with the 20th is that the toys got deadlier.

gently caress, if anything the spoiled children quotient has been dialed way the gently caress back. I can't even begin to imagine a renaissance italy or medieval england with WMDs.

Christ on a crutch, or reformation-era central Europe. Good lord :psyduck:

Archaic Greece - there'd be a hell of a lot more destruction layers on Troy if Odysseus had made a Uranium horse.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Vindolanda posted:

Archaic Greece - there'd be a hell of a lot more destruction layers on Troy if Odysseus had made a Uranium horse.

The Golden Horde with a couple tankers full of Sarin.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Cyrano4747 posted:

The Golden Horde with a couple tankers full of Sarin.

Laertes lobbing Davy Crocketts at the families of Penelope's dead suitors, totally blunting the Eupeithes chemical division attack.

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Cyrano4747 posted:

The Golden Horde with a couple tankers full of Sarin.

Colonial Englishmen with weaponized smallpox.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:

What would have been the repercussions of the Soviets developing the bomb five or ten years later than they did?

If you want to go wild and crazy, escalation of the Korean War into World War III with massive losses on all sides.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

PCjr sidecar posted:

Colonial Englishmen with weaponized smallpox.

We were talking about what-ifs, not actual history.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Grant with napalm.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Sherman with Shermans

Cromwell with Cromwells

Leopards with Leopards

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
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Totally TWISTED posted:

Sherman with Shermans

Cromwell with Cromwells

Leopards with Leopards
Davy Crockett with Davy Crocketts

Corsairs with Corsairs

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Totally TWISTED posted:

Sherman with Shermans

Cromwell with Cromwells

Leopards with Leopards

Abraham Lincoln with the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Satan with SS-18 Satans.

This is a brilliant idea for a photoshop thread.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Apaches with Apaches. :black101:

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

iyaayas01 posted:

the post I promised on nuclear strategy waaaaaaay back near the start of the thread that was.
Buddy you don't even know how happy this makes me.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Worthleast posted:

Abraham Lincoln with the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Satan with SS-18 Satans.

This is a brilliant idea for a photoshop thread.

Quick someone with actual skill start this up!

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
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Dunno about the skill part but Santa Anna'd better look out!

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

grover posted:

Dunno about the skill part but Santa Anna'd better look out!



Hi there! Holy poo poo!

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Killed himself a bear indeed. :stare:

MohawkSatan
Dec 20, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Cyrano4747 posted:

Killed himself a bearloving everything indeed. :stare:

Fixed for accuracy.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
Albatross makin it rain:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3e_1372272483

It's like an ekranoplan, only useful, and can fly.

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Smiling Jack posted:

Apaches with Apaches. :black101:

Fags with Fagots :gifttank:

Cyrano4747 posted:

Fixed for you, the only difference with the 20th is that the toys got deadlier.

gently caress, if anything the spoiled children quotient has been dialed way the gently caress back. I can't even begin to imagine a renaissance italy or medieval england with WMDs.

Christ on a crutch, or reformation-era central Europe. Good lord :psyduck:

The other change is that the spoilt children are more sober now. From the neolithic to the 20th century (Churchill...), everyone in a decision-making capacity in the western world was drunk at the time. The third crusade makes a lot more sense when you realize that it was all planned by a bunch of drunken kids.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Frozen Horse posted:

The other change is that the spoilt children are more sober now. From the neolithic to the 20th century (Churchill...), everyone in a decision-making capacity in the western world was drunk at the time. The third crusade makes a lot more sense when you realize that it was all planned by a bunch of drunken kids.

This is supremely wrong and you should hit yourself with a brick for believing such retarded nonsense.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Alternately...with anti tank missiles?

Which they'll need to go against Patton and his many different tank variants.

Outside Dawg
Feb 24, 2013

Cyrano4747 posted:

Don't/didn't we have some kind of crazy doomsday bunker under Cheyenne Mountain or something that was basically that, though? Basically a underground mini-congress plus white house for a post-nuclear situation where the Secretary of Agriculture is now the President and god only loving knows who is filling in for the various voting representatives of individual states?

Not quite moving the capital to the middle of the midwest, but acknowledging that in the event of a decapitation strike they might as well push the new center of government someplace (relatively) safe.

There was/is the Greenbrier

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Albatross makin it rain:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3e_1372272483

It's like an ekranoplan, only useful, and can fly.

Pffft

The Martin Mars is the only water bomber worth mentioning.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEeNmSOEgQY

That sound :swoon:

Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.

iyaayas01 posted:

So to shift gears back to the original focus of the thread...

Thank you for this! This is why I bookmarked this thread and spent many evenings reading through it all.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

This is supremely wrong and you should hit yourself with a brick for believing such retarded nonsense.

I wouldn't call it totally wrong - the macedonians made a LOT of decisions while drunk. Also there's a comedy writer (possibly Alan Coren) who wrote a hilarious article about how the conquests of Alexander were driven by a desire for more drink, and late on by him wanting the cities in front of him to be quiet for his hangover.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Frozen Horse posted:

The other change is that the spoilt children are more sober now. From the neolithic to the 20th century (Churchill...), everyone in a decision-making capacity in the western world was drunk at the time. The third crusade makes a lot more sense when you realize that it was all planned by a bunch of drunken kids.

The Inebriati make the world work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE

Also if you ever want to reassure yourself that people in power are routinely drunk do like my wife did while in college and wait tables in a bar that services a nearby courthouse. The standard lunch for a judge was pretty much "three or four martinis and maybe a sandwich if they had room". Then it was back to the bench to decide your fate!

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:


EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Is that supposed to happen?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Is that supposed to happen?

Yes, actually. The fuel mixture is set to rich, so on startup you tend to get a few brief flareups like that. The photographer probably just happened to catch it.

Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qhSZDIng_0

movax
Aug 30, 2008


New wallpaper, spitFIRE.jpg :downsrim:

(That is a Spitfire right?)

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It is. A Mk XVI, I think.

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