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stavros880
May 2, 2005
I like monkeys

fallingdownjoe posted:

At the Millennium Stadium with Tyma and the Ospreys are poo poo. At least there's some entertainment in his despair!

Is he happier now? Never underestimate Cardiff's ability to gently caress things up.

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fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me
And all of a sudden Rhys Webb proves himself to be Tyma's greatest friend and the Ospreys score two tries in about five minutes.

Plus Hanno Dirksen is amazing

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me

stavros880 posted:

Is he happier now? Never underestimate Cardiff's ability to gently caress things up.

Oh he is happy. Happy and thinks Dan Biggar is a sassy mofo

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
I don't watch a lot of Ospreys but when I do I'm always impressed by Owen Watkin, he looks a serious prospect.

The rugby world should crowdfund a hitman to take George Clancy out

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Clancy is a total clown as usual.

Very tight here at Ravenhill, particularly enjoyed Trimble lighting up Ringrose but Leinster have came up here and stole results before so I'm not getting too excited.

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me
And now Tyma is happy after (whisper it) a good half of rugby.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
what is the actual point of dave kearney

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Failing to chase down a tired Paddy Jackson made Dave look silly for sure, Leinster looked really flat today though.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Welp, Bath chucked away a 0-14 lead at Northampton today.

gently caress this season, I have no idea wtf is wrong with this team.

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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Bath almost seem to be signing players so other teams can't. There is no direction in the team and the saying players win matches but teams win championships has never been truer.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Jagueres would be better if they started thier first team in all thier matches like this

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Aramoro posted:

Jagueres would be better if they started thier first team in all thier matches like this

If only they could play the kings every week

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

thegasman2000 posted:

Bath almost seem to be signing players so other teams can't. There is no direction in the team and the saying players win matches but teams win championships has never been truer.

They've suffered a lot from lack of leadership. Hooper having to retire, Ford's hangover from the world cup, Burgess-gate and smaller injuries to their influential players has really hurt them.

I'm not sure that it'll get better next year, they seem to be losing several of their more stable home grown guys.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




hitchensgoespop posted:

I think it's only a matter of time before there's a proper debate about how the NH game is structured.

Whooping sides does no one any favours.

Same for SH as well then?

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





I'm watching the Crusaders / Reds match slightly delayed and this ref is going to make me have a stroke.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Also: how the gently caress is Dagg still in the ABs side?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Also: how the gently caress is Dagg still in the ABs side?

He's not.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






I thought he was given his spot back in the squad now he has returned from injury? If not, good.

Also everyone spare a thought for the elder McKenzie brother who is most certainly not as exciting as his younger brother.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I thought he was given his spot back in the squad now he has returned from injury? If not, good.

Also everyone spare a thought for the elder McKenzie brother who is most certainly not as exciting as his younger brother.

Nope. His last test match was during the truncated 2015 edition of the Rugby Championship against the Springboks in Jo'burg, before he was dropped going into the Rugby World Cup due to a combination of poor form and 3 players in the squad capable of playing at fullback that were simply playing far better than him (Ben Smith, Nehe Milner-Skudder and Colin Slade). The 2016 squad has not been named this year, so while there are incumbent players in various positions (like Moody, Coles, Franks, Retallick, Whitelock, Kaino, Read, the Smiths and Savea), there isn't an All Blacks squad at the moment.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 19:57 on May 6, 2016

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Final round in the Pro 12, Connacht are beating Glasgow, Ulster and Ospreys have scored 9 tries between them and Zebre just put 47 points on the Dragons.

:stonklol:

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Ulster and Ospreys have scored 9 tries between them

Yeah. It was "great" :(

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Eddie Jones has called up players to a training camp in preparation for the one-off test against Wales and the 3-test tour of Australia. Players from the Saracens, Exeter, Wasps and Leicester were excluded due to their place in the Premiership play-offs.


Hookers
Dylan Hartley (Northampton Saints)
Tommy Taylor (Sale Sharks)

Props
Kieran Brookes (Northampton Saints)
Paul Hill (Northampton Saints)
Joe Marler (Harlequins)
Kyle Sinckler (Harlequins)

Locks
Dave Attwood (Bath Rugby)
Charlie Ewels (Bath Rugby)
Courtney Lawes (Northampton Saints)

Loose Forwards
Jack Clifford (Harlequins)
Teimana Harrison (Northampton Saints)
Matt Kvesic (Gloucester Rugby)
Chris Robshaw (Harlequins)

Halfbacks
Danny Care (Harlequins)
Micky Young (Newcastle Falcons)

Five-Eighths
Danny Cipriani (Sale Sharks)
George Ford (Bath Rugby)

Midfielders
Luther Burrell (Northampton Saints)
Jonathan Joseph (Bath Rugby)

Back Three
Mike Brown (Harlequins)
Mike Haley (Sale Sharks)
Alex Lewington (London Irish)
Semesa Rokoduguni (Bath Rugby)
Anthony Watson (Bath Rugby)
Marland Yarde (Harlequins)

Utility Back
Ollie Devoto (Bath Rugby)

If you're a winger or a fullback from those teams, I can't imagine the number of players in that position at the camp will be particularly encouraging. All other positions look like a player or two short.

Not sure what Marler is doing there, as he was poo poo at the World Cup and poo poo in the 6 Nations. His discipline has appeared to have collapsed as well.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 8, 2016

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
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:backtowork:
Ten big news there is Cips is in the frame !

bigfoot again
Apr 24, 2007

Vagabundo posted:


Not sure what Marler is doing there, as he was poo poo at the World Cup and poo poo in the 6 Nations. His discipline has appeared to have collapsed as well.

Would have liked to see Henry Thomas and Sam Underhill in there

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Vagabundo posted:

Not sure what Marler is doing there, as he was poo poo at the World Cup and poo poo in the 6 Nations. His discipline has appeared to have collapsed as well.

Its not unheard of to give assclowns like Marler second, third, forth chances....

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
He's ironically part of their inclusiveness programme. Idiots were a little underrepresented in the new regime.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
Scotland's squad for the tour of Japan in the Summer.

PROPS:

Alasdair Dickinson
William Nel
Rory Sutherland
Moray Low

HOOKERS:

Ross Ford
Stuart McInally
Fraser Brown

2ND ROWS:

Jonny Gray
Richie Gray
Tim Swinson

BACK ROWERS:

John Barclay
David Denton
John Hardie
Josh Strauss
Ryan Wilson


Backs
SCRUM HALVES:

Greig Laidlaw
Henry Pyrgos

FLY HALVES:

Finn Russell
Ruairdh Jackson

CENTRES:

Alex Dunbar
Peter Horne
Duncan Taylor

WINGERS:

Sean Maitland
Damien Hoyland
Tommy Seymour
Tim Visser

FULL BACK:

Stuart Hogg


Pretty much as expected though Sam Hidalgo-Clyne has dropped out and is replaced by Henry Pyrgos at scrum-half and Damian Hoyland seems to have impressed enough at Edinburgh to get in on the wing. No Matt Scott or Mark Bennett at centre either though Bennett has had trouble getting back to his RWC form since last year. The only bad thing is that it still shows the lack of depth in Scotland, if any of those players were to pick up an injury it'd be pretty hard to replace them and stay close to the same level of skill.

Ah well, here's hoping to a good tour.

E: Apparently Bennett is out to allow him to be considered for the Rio GB 7s.

Vaders Jester fucked around with this message at 15:15 on May 9, 2016

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Really hoping to make it to one of the games. Hope it's a good contest.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
Lucky sod.

Should be a good tour, both teams play pretty expansive rugby and both have very good scrums at the moment so they're well matched for an entertaining few rugby matches.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/36244582

The arch-oval office of rugby strikes again, this time Boudjellal has said he won't pay Halfpenny if he's away on tour with Wales. Which will be interesting as I'm pretty sure that violates not only his contract but probably French and EU law as well.

I look forward to him getting told to shut the gently caress up. Again.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Fail to see what Hartley has to do with Halfpenny getting paid, but I'm sure he's responsible somehow.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They've got enough money to drag it out interminably in the courts.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
I'm fine with watching Toulon get money pumped out of them by the courts.

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me
It's a moot point now, as Halfpenny's not been called up by Wales. But, in something bound to ruin Tyma's day, Eli Walker has been bought a plane ticket to New Zealand so he can go and have a look around Hobbiton whilst the real players try to throw a ball around.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

They do have a stop-over in Hamilton, and Matamata is a quick drive from there.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/36266820

gently caress :(

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

fallingdownjoe posted:

It's a moot point now, as Halfpenny's not been called up by Wales. But, in something bound to ruin Tyma's day, Eli Walker has been bought a plane ticket to New Zealand so he can go and have a look around Hobbiton whilst the real players try to throw a ball around.

The tour clashes with the Olympics, so it's complicated. Justin Tipuric, Alex Cuthbert, Cory Allen and James Davies probably weren't available for Gatland to select.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
Wait... Alex Cuthbert is being looked at for the Rio 7s?

Christ on a bike, how desperate is Team GB?

stavros880
May 2, 2005
I like monkeys

Vaders Jester posted:

Wait... Alex Cuthbert is being looked at for the Rio 7s?

Christ on a bike, how desperate is Team GB?

No, he's had knee surgery so surely isn't available. He did OK in Seven's years ago, but these days shouldn't get a look-in.

Edit: Tipuric would be awesome though, but it looks like he's still recovering from concussion.

stavros880 fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 11, 2016

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Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

stavros880 posted:

Edit: Tipuric would be awesome though, but it looks like he's still recovering from concussion.

Yeah, dug through The Ospreys facebook updates and found :

“Justin is recovering well following the concussion suffered playing for Wales against Italy three weeks ago, but in the light of his symptoms the specialist advice is that it is in his best interests to take his time returning.

“A prolonged three-month period of recovery rules him out of the rest of the season for the Ospreys and the Wales tour to New Zealand. The focus for Justin will be on getting healthy and fit, ready for pre-season.”

:(

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