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Tardcore posted:I think that's an l for liter so they're mixing US measure and metric on that recipe lmao i live in rural nc and i bought a liter of milk yesterday. america uses weird poo poo for measuring liquids. its usually 1gal, 1/2 gal, now its time for liters. Also the joke was 1/3>1/4. it doesnt matter what measurements your using 1/3 is always bigger then 1/4.
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So what exactly happened that has Trump supporters so upset? I thought he was infallible and Putin was actually a righteous and badass dude, according to them?
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Picnic Princess posted:So what exactly happened that has Trump supporters so upset? I thought he was infallible and Putin was actually a righteous and badass dude, according to them? According to the 100 NYT articles about it, the Trump supporters still back him. https://twitter.com/caleweissman/status/1019616055126319105 Good God
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haha reminds me of a time in college when a girl insisted she knew how to use a bong and wrapped her lips around the whole thing like it was a pipe 
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/NYCTSubway/status/1019439416216117249 What kind of a poo poo rear end city doesn't allow dogs in subways/trains 
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boar guy posted:haha I. What? How did you and anyone else bearing witness respond? I’d have probably had to excuse myself before I wet my pants laughing.
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boar guy posted:haha just picturing her tongue lolling about the inside of the bong, like a dog licking a peanut butter jar
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The first time I did a shotty I managed to gently caress it up so badly. I tilted it at the wrong angle and the pipe bit heated up melting a hole in the bottle and letting all disgusting smelling water on to my lap and ruining it. It was at a friend of a friends house who I didn't know at all and I was about 14. gently caress that was embarrassing.
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Bolivar posted:What kind of a poo poo rear end city doesn't allow dogs in subways/trains They're allowed but they have to fit in a carrier. I've never seen this enforced.
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the past three months of news cycles can all be literally described with a mad-lib that starts with 'imagine wasting 911's time with'
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Mak0rz posted:Imagine wasting 911's time on a well behaved dog. Could be worse. Someone could call 911 on a foul in a game of pick up basketball.
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seiferguy posted:Could be worse. Someone could call 911 on a foul in a game of pick up basketball. Or on a little girl selling water without a permit
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Or a woman using a coupon. Or a man wearing socks at the pool. Or a woman just at a pool. Or a kid that mowed a 1-foot strip of your lawn at the property line by mistake.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:18
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burial posted:I. What? How did you and anyone else bearing witness respond? I’d have probably had to excuse myself before I wet my pants laughing. we just nicely corrected her 
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That’s... a very unexpected tweet. Honestly thought he was going to do a ‘oh I meant dont’ like lots have been doing today against Trump but it doesn’t seem to be coming. Wow. Getting ratio’d at least, I’m hoping for rational explanation though.
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More like Mark Dumass. Nice.
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A tweet about our favorite idiot behind social media https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1019698029014626304
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https://mobile.twitter.com/emmaogreen/status/1019594134737309698 A detailed account of one of the worst cases of developing brainworms. Someone aske in here a few weeks ago what “too online” meant, it's some flavor of this
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EL BROMANCE posted:He doubled down, then deleted both tweets. What an idiot coward.
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zoux posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/emmaogreen/status/1019594134737309698 Nora Ralph posted:“I watch Alex Jones... To me, that’s entertainment. We don’t really think the frogs are gay. I don’t think the protein powder works. I never thought some people watch this stuff and are like, yes, this is hard-hitting journalism. I thought most of us could distinguish between entertainment and facts. I never really thought people were stupid enough to get caught up in this stuff.” Nora Ralph is an absolute loving moron.
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I got an ad for an app that might actually be of interest, so I looked at the comments. One person claimed the app doesn't work because they used it on a hat or something, and I just liked the sickly sweet response of "You used it wrong ding dong"
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I'm glad younger people are starting to leave Facebook. It's inevitable since now all their parents and grandparents on it. I hope he goes bankrupt someday. Probably won't happen but people probably said that about Trump in the 1970s and early 1980s.
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Skwirl posted:He was arrested right? If the trial hasn't happened it might just be a liability thing. Sure, but there are ways to phrase it that don't make it sound like she might not really be dead.
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Skwirl posted:He was arrested right? If the trial hasn't happened it might just be a liability thing. It's absolutely a liability thing. If they state Fields killed Heyer prior to any conviction, they can get sued for libel since it's not a legally factual statement.
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Skwirl posted:He was arrested right? If the trial hasn't happened it might just be a liability thing. The trial's set to happen in November.
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zoux posted:Jacob Wohl is a loving bootlick who sees a path for his own corrupt enrichment in Trump He wants a pardon so he doesn't have to pay his fines and restitution, which as far as I know he still hasn't paid. Proteus Jones posted:It's absolutely a liability thing. If they state Fields killed Heyer prior to any conviction, they can get sued for libel since it's not a legally factual statement. You can say "After Heather Heyer was killed at a Neo-Nazi march in Charlottesville (Fields will stand trial on the charge of {whatever it is} relating to her death on {date})" and be fine, though. Lazy journalism there. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:You can say "After Heather Heyer was killed at a Neo-Nazi march in Charlottesville (Fields will stand trial on the charge of {whatever it is} relating to her death on {date})" and be fine, though. Lazy journalism there. Oh, absolutely. I was just commenting on the "allegedly killed" part. After re-reading that sentence, it is horribly constructed. I'm honestly surprised an editor didn't pick up on it.
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