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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:05

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# ? May 31, 2024 15:15

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

bike tory posted:

Wait so the flash is actually affected by friction? Do I even want to know how they explain him not dying in a fire every time he runs fast?

He is sometimes affected by friction, but usually goes fast using the universe's Concept of Going Fast, AKA Magic Bullshit, AKA the Speed Force

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:09

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

It's really just a Semi-Elemental Plane of Liquid Meth.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:16

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

If we're going to bring Captain Boomerang into this, it's worth remembering that the man is a master of contortion!

Of mental agility!

Of space!

And time!

But so is everyone else Flash fights, so people just remember the boomerangs.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:05

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

InsertPotPun posted:

hey that clip starts with clara peller. I heard she just got into heaven. nice.

also can we talk about ernest more?

Ernest Scared Stupid is the best "Ernest"vehicle.
"Ernest Goes to Jail" was the best overall movie in the Ernest oeuvre
"Slam Dunk Ernest" was a complete surprise in how good it was
"Ernest Saves Christmas" is the most "movie" in that it's an actual movie even without the Ernest character
"Ernest Goes to Camp" is a serviceable movie
I'd need a refresher on the rest. though "School" had its moments, "Rides Again" had the best theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqLB6hvZS8 (gently caress yeah watch that)

Varney was a severely talented man who was gone too soon

can we please talk about Ernest?

the "can opener" gag that Eartha Kitt does in Scared Stupid is an inspired bit of nonsense that always sticks with me

So... just catching up. As a brit, what are these? I've only seen the linked video, are they just American-style Monty Python movies or what.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:26

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

No they're just dumb comedy movies about a backwoods idiot

Oh wait

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:43

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

alexandriao posted:

So... just catching up. As a brit, what are these? I've only seen the linked video, are they just American-style Monty Python movies or what.

It's American Mr. Bean, but he talks.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:53

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's American Mr. Bean, but he talks.

He can be pretty Beanian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8pWEUZKIds

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hihohe posted:

My friend REALLY hates gorilla Grodd because his plans are extensive and elaborate but they always end up culminating in IM GONNA TURN EVERYONE TO GORILLAS.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:16

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Clitch posted:

2 years of compulsory pansexual service or equivalent college experience waiver required to vote or own firearms.

Bernie Sanders is geting out of hand

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:21

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Phy posted:

It never occurs to these guys to ask for volunteers. Think of all the miserable people who would longingly embrace becoming a gorilla or a dinosaur.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:39

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

It's almost like they're getting off on the lack of consent

# ? Feb 4, 2020 09:58

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Hihohe posted:

My friend REALLY hates gorilla Grodd because his plans are extensive and elaborate but they always end up culminating in IM GONNA TURN EVERYONE TO GORILLAS.

Tell Lex to calm down

Captain Cold is playable in Injustice 2, and has an echo fighter in Mr Freeze.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 10:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Hihohe posted:

Remember when Daredevil was in hell and some hellsatan was all "why do you not go crazy at the mere sight of me and my nice hell aargh!" and Daredevil was all "I'm blind lol XD"

# ? Feb 4, 2020 11:55

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Daredevil plots largely suck.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 12:02

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

alexandriao posted:

So... just catching up. As a brit, what are these? I've only seen the linked video, are they just American-style Monty Python movies or what.

Everything you need to know is here:

https://www.artofthetitle.com/feature/the-importance-of-being-ernest-a-title-design/

# ? Feb 4, 2020 12:03

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Feb 4, 2020 13:42

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

LifeSunDeath posted:

Where's his interocitor?

# ? Feb 4, 2020 13:47

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Unkempt posted:

Where's his interocitor?

in Miami, duh

# ? Feb 4, 2020 14:04

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's American Mr. Bean, but he talks.

I kinda think PeeWee Herman works better as the American Mr. Bean.

They really ought to do a PeeWee vs Mr. Bean movie while they can.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 14:39

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 4, 2020 14:53

volts5000: Apr 7, 2009; It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I didn't know Li'l Gideon had a singing career!

# ? Feb 4, 2020 15:30

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I'm the Wii sensor bar.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 17:15

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Lodin posted:

I'm the Wii sensor bar.

Lol

Mods please change my name to Fleshlight Grenade, tia.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 17:22

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Detective No. 27 posted:

I kinda think PeeWee Herman works better as the American Mr. Bean.

They really ought to do a PeeWee vs Mr. Bean movie while they can.

Nah. Both Mr. Bean and Ernest get into wacky situations due to their own ineptitude.

Pee-Wee is a less horrifying H.R. PUFFNSTUFF _{also with less drugs,and somewhat more sexual tension}

# ? Feb 4, 2020 17:47

WaywardWoodwose: May 19, 2008; The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

CeramicPig posted:

Captioned �THIS is the future leftists want�

Hit me with that DRUGS skull and crossbones shirt

https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws/status/1224480001522831362?s=20

# ? Feb 4, 2020 18:24

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Feb 4, 2020 18:25

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

WaywardWoodwose posted:

https://twitter.com/Skutchdraws/status/1224480001522831362?s=20

Man i gotta get one of these shirts. Im torn between the monkey ancestor and the drugs skull.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 18:33

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me