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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WebDog posted:


Work work...

Where's the black leather sofa?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Serious question: why do porn men always have shirts 1-2 sizes too large?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I have no idea...it was a corporate video.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

My nips are hairy does that count?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

WebDog posted:

I have no idea...it was a corporate video.

Corporate with that cleavage? Someone is gunning for a promotion.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
She was actually the boss in that scenario.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


WebDog posted:

She was actually the boss in that scenario.

Do you work for Naughty America?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
:rolleyes: you goons have dirty, dirty minds.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I'm not judging I'm just asking.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Sadly my work life isn't that thrilling.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

titties posted:

My nips are hairy does that count?

Same, which is why I shave them.

Also I didn't mean to discuss the :biotruths: of women liking hairy chests, it's cool either way I just don't understand it in the same way I'll never get the attraction to penises. I mean they are pretty weird (Edit for clairty: By "they I meant penises are weird but I guess women are too).

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
wow, you're not attracted to poo poo that you're not attracted to? tell me more

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

wow, you're not attracted to poo poo that you're not attracted to? tell me more

I never claimed to be enriching you all with a deep philosophical post containing unique and original ideas.

If unique and original ideas was the bar set for posting it would suck as you wouldn't be allowed to post :(

Edit: Also the point wasn't I'm not also attracted to it, it was that I don't "get" it. I don't want to sleep with George Clooney or Brad Pitt or that dude who plays Thor but I get why they are generally seen as attractive.

Kitchner has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Jun 6, 2016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You know what? All of you suck and now you get to look at my fat white rear end after I crashed my bike in Moab. PYF injuries to prove your tough cute or something, I don't know.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
That's pretty nasty. I had a classic 1963 Lambretta and I came off it three times. Each time I was wearing jeans/boots/gloves/helmet and only going about 30mph (or less) and I still have scars to show for it.

Then I see some chav ride around the corner on a rev and go moped wearing a helmet, shorts and a t-shirt and think to myself it's only a matter of time until all the skin is peeled off his body like a cheesegrater on a bar of soap.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

You know what? All of you suck and now you get to look at my fat white rear end after I crashed my bike in Moab. PYF injuries to prove your tough cute or something, I don't know.



Nice injuries


ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

wow, you're not attracted to poo poo that you're not attracted to? tell me more

If the internet has taught me one thing it's that being attracted to anything is wrong.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Picnic Princess posted:

You know what? All of you suck

I'm rad actually.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Injuries are great. It means you're living.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

titties posted:

I'm rad actually.

Same

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

titties posted:

I'm rad actually.

Same

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just imagine a blister the size of a half dollar on your foot. That's all I got right now.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
Pretending to be awake for the work week

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


FreshFeesh posted:

Pretending to be awake for the work week



I don't get how you are so photogenic.

There was a photo of you in a smart blue suit. Post that again to make people jealous.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
Blue suit?

I have a few pictures of me in blue shirts but not many more than have already been posted in this thread :confused:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Thanks to Zombie's post I just looked through your posts in this thread and :swoon:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

your suits are also fine as hell

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

drat. You are a beautiful man.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Kitchner posted:

Same, which is why I shave them.

Also I didn't mean to discuss the :biotruths: of women liking hairy chests, it's cool either way I just don't understand it in the same way I'll never get the attraction to penises. I mean they are pretty weird (Edit for clairty: By "they I meant penises are weird but I guess women are too).

You're a freaking autist my man.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

RC Cola posted:

I started running again June first, I'm gonna try running everyday. He is me as I'm getting home from a run. I am gross and hairy. :dealwithit:


Wait this is the guy I meant to quote, re: being a beautiful man

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

FreshFeesh posted:

Pretending to be awake for the work week



You look like a guy I used to work with who was very smart, clever and handsome

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

PYF ego-boost

Thanks guys :shobon:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Inzombiac posted:

I don't get how you are so photogenic.

I have the opposite thing where I look tasty irl but look horrible in all my pictures as far as you know this is the truth.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

You know what? All of you suck and now you get to look at my fat white rear end after I crashed my bike in Moab. PYF injuries to prove your tough cute or something, I don't know.



Although your rear end is wounded, it is plain to see that it is in central the rear end of an attractive man.

e: meant to write "in general" but my tablet auto corrected it and then my wife came in and I had to hide the tablet real quick so she wouldn't see me complimenting men's asses online.


e2: On further inspection I have come now to believe that this particular rear end may be a woman's. I apologize for any offense. IT was just that the wound on it, made the rear end look manly.

Minimalist Program has a new favorite as of 21:14 on Jun 6, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Minimalist Program posted:

Although your rear end is wounded, it is plain to see that it is in central the rear end of an attractive man.

the toenail polish really complements the bruises

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

One more wedding to go

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

One more wedding to go



You look good and very classy. I am puzzled by the lack of a table where you're standing.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

There is actually a coffee table there normally! You are as gifted at furniture placement as you are at compliments

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

titties posted:

I have the opposite thing where I look tasty irl but look horrible in all my pictures as far as you know this is the truth.

I like your jugs and anus, titties.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

There is actually a coffee table there normally! You are as gifted at furniture placement as you are at compliments

I sensed that there would, normally, be a table there. But I will say that for this particular photo op, the stylistic choice of removing the table to make room for you, was the right choice to make. It makes the picture *pop* to the eye, that one expects a table but then finds instead an attractive and well dressed man.

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