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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Cactus Ghost posted:

there is water

at the bottom of my quarterpanel

PainterofCrap posted:

This is not my beautiful constructive total loss!

:lol:

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Cacafuego posted:

r/CyberStuck is a good place to go if you’re looking for some :lol:s and/or :lmao:s

i’m really enjoying the saga of the guy who has “gently caress you” sprayed on the drivers side and is just going about his business around town. honestly less embarrassing than trying to clean it off

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Ether Frenzy posted:

I'm impressed by how many people loved the awesome hosed up PREMIUM SPECIAL finish of this nerd-turd that they immediately dropped $7k on a wrap that will look terrible in a year if your area gets any sun or rain or weather at all.

Porsche and BMW will paint your car any color you want (from their collection of swatches) for like $5k.

I bet you can't paint the stainless steel like you would a normal car body. You can't do the chromate conversion, etching probably needs different chemicals, etc.

Also I passed a flat black wrapped cybertruck about a week ago (I live in San Francisco, so it may have been the exact one in that picture, lol) and the wrap on the tailgate was all hosed up and wrinkled. It looked like crinkling on an old leather chair. I assume the idiot owner did it himself, because I have done vinyl wrap myself before and while there's an art to it, I don't know how any professional could gently caress it up that badly, let alone on a flat panel.

Just absolute garbage all the way around.

Oh, and the one in my apartment's garage is gone and, after being replaced with a Prius for a couple of days, has now been replaced with a Model X Plaid edition. I assume it's in the shop and this is the loaner car. Or maybe the guy really returned the truck and picked the only other Tesla with equivalently poo poo reliability

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Weedle posted:

i’m really enjoying the saga of the guy who has “gently caress you” sprayed on the drivers side and is just going about his business around town. honestly less embarrassing than trying to clean it off

lol, I saw the pic but there is a thread for the saga?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Maybe he sprayed it himself, and it's a message to us.

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


Ether Frenzy posted:

I'm impressed by how many people loved the awesome hosed up PREMIUM SPECIAL finish of this nerd-turd that they immediately dropped $7k on a wrap that will look terrible in a year if your area gets any sun or rain or weather at all.

Porsche and BMW will paint your car any color you want (from their collection of swatches) for like $5k.

PTS for Porsche is $14,780 for any of their back catalog of colors. PTS if you want it literally any color you like is $37,180. I knew PTS was a flex, but I didn't realize it was *that* much of a flex.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This fuckwits been getting around town lately, getting 'spotted' in all the bad driver groups.



Nature finds a way...

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Humphreys posted:

This fuckwits been getting around town lately, getting 'spotted' in all the bad driver groups.



Nature finds a way...


That looks....dark

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Humphreys posted:

This fuckwits been getting around town lately

New term for idiots in Teslas: “Fuckwatts”.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CommieGIR posted:

That looks....dark

Driver survived and is talking poo poo in comments about it being 'under $5k in repairs' and looking at aftermarket bodykits. He even admitted to driving like a douche on a mountain range known for loving people up.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

lol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Humphreys posted:

Driver survived and is talking poo poo in comments about it being 'under $5k in repairs' and looking at aftermarket bodykits. He even admitted to driving like a douche on a mountain range known for loving people up.

he was merely disrupting traffic laws. just like Elon!

JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007

Speaking of Tesla have any of you seen how awful their factory service manuals are compared to other car manufactures manuals?

https://service.tesla.com/docs/Cybertruck/ServiceManual/en-us/index.html

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

charliemonster42 posted:

PTS for Porsche is $14,780 for any of their back catalog of colors. PTS if you want it literally any color you like is $37,180. I knew PTS was a flex, but I didn't realize it was *that* much of a flex.

:eyepop:

Wow. When my buddy got it on a mid-run 997 I think he paid a little more than $5500. (From the catalog). They've obviously identified a good upsale that was too good a value at that price!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Plymouth Voyager Expresso

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
The Chrysler TC by Maserati

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Everything by Johan de Nysschen.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Anything with a 'Scat Pack'

MrLogan posted:

Everything by Johan de Nysschen.

What? You don't like incomprehensible combinations of numbers and the letters Q, X, and T?

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

for my money it's gotta be the Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye Widebody Jailbreak

i'm always befuddled by names like "Tacoma" though. like, what does that town evoke in the mind of the average car buyer?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Mazda Bongo Friendee which is also simultaneously the best car name ever :v:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Muscle Tracer posted:

for my money it's gotta be the Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye Widebody Jailbreak

i'm always befuddled by names like "Tacoma" though. like, what does that town evoke in the mind of the average car buyer?

I get the feeling that part of choosing those names involves finding English words that Japanese people can still pronounce

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Great Wall Wingle

Then again they also do the Great Wall King Kong Cannon which sounds awesome

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Mazda Bongo Friendee which is also simultaneously the best car name ever :v:

I desperately tried to convince my ex to get one since she was looking at doing a "camper" van conversion. She ended up going with a Dodge Caravan.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Muscle Tracer posted:

for my money it's gotta be the Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye Widebody Jailbreak

i'm always befuddled by names like "Tacoma" though. like, what does that town evoke in the mind of the average car buyer?


Scratch Monkey posted:

I get the feeling that part of choosing those names involves finding English words that Japanese people can still pronounce


Tacoma isn't sold in Japan, that's an Americas only vehicle. ~Tacoma~ is a native name for Mt. Rainier, presumably what the town is named after. Ergo OVERLANDING BIG TRUCK WIDDLE LADDER

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mazda "Millenia"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

It's not a Mazda

It's just a Tribute

Though this one I saw in Paris in 2015 should rank:

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

KakerMix posted:

~Tacoma~ is a native name for Mt. Rainier, presumably what the town is named after.

I see "Tahoma" more often as the native name for it, but agreed on the town being named after it. I presume that when Toyota picked the name in ~1995 it they may've been thinking about tough lumberjack stuff.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Merkur XR4Ti
Buick Somerset
Cadillac Allante
Geo Prizm
Oldsmobile Alero

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jaguar F-Pace. What does it even mean

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


PainterofCrap posted:

It's not a Mazda

It's just a Tribute

Though this one I saw in Paris in 2015 should rank:



Bipper is an adorable name for a tiny van so I cannot allow this one. Q

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Updating my answer to any model year '02 BMW for having the audacity to overshadow the BMW 2002 when I search for it on craigslist.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Saw a Cybertruck today. Apparently it's a exhibition vehicle and not actually allowed to stay in Australia

JFC its huge

And somehow actually WORSE in person than photos or video make out. Jeeez anyone buying this thing is a complete idiot and I'm glad they will never be offically coming here and cant be registered either.

(Christ how on earth did they make something that looks THAT awful?!?!)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


wesleywillis posted:

Yo terrible car stuff thread.

What do y'all think is the worst car name ever.
Besides "cyber truckkkkk"?

I vote for Subaru B9 Tribeca

Ford Ka

They pretty much made the Car a THING. And then go and gently caress up the spelling on purose.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I saw a cybertwuck at a c&c and it stunk like weed inside.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Sagebrush posted:

Jaguar F-Pace. What does it even mean

gently caress-Pace. its how fast you're fuckin'

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

So they did sell the Kübelwagen stateside

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Yes but “Nazi jeep” didn’t test well with focus groups so they called it a thing instead

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

The Thing is the perfect name for that

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