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Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

Smythe posted:

one more mention of gamergate itt gets a fatty probe my friends. take that talk to GBS!!!

Smythe posted:

shut the gently caress up you pathetic loser. you suck you loving human being. get out of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:44

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PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

smythe don't set a bad example

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:37

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I am displeased with smythe's frequent use of homophobic slurs

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The Management posted:

I am displeased with smythe's frequent use of homophobic slurs

dude drinks a lot; he's going to have the occasional speech impediment

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:56

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Necc0 posted:

she didn't even do this, fyi. it was a shared account and she changed the password to claim it for herself

jfc

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:05

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

horse mans posted:

problem?

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:13

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

The Management posted:

I am displeased with smythe's frequent use of homophobic slurs

i agree with the management its not v. nice at all

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:57

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

the slurs are a foundational component of smythes "gimmick" of being a sad broken person with nothing to offer the world

but yeah even so he should knock it off with them

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:12

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

FMguru posted:

the slurs are a foundational component of smythes "gimmick" of being a sad broken person with nothing to offer the world

but yeah even so he should knock it off with them

i dont have a gimmick

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:16

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

and im not sad!! i whistle... a LOT

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:16

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

is "supporting gamergate" the sexist option or the non sexist option? i dont really know what gamergate is

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:18

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i care abouit the opinion of legendary YOSPOSter FMguru ESP because he made the "im the great boat of the sun god amun-ra" post about some weird button on a cell phone which made me laugh for weeks

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

i whistle... a LOT

so did the child murderer in fritz langs 'm'

food for thought smythe

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:20

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

fritz lang is freakin ftw

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:21

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

fritz lang is freakin ftw

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:22

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

prefect posted:

dude drinks a lot; he's going to have the occasional speeth impedimenth

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:22

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

i care abouit the opinion of legendary YOSPOSter FMguru

then you need to listen to me smythe and cut the homophobic slurs out of your poasting

take that garbage to 4chan. this is sa, the most troll-free forum on the internet. show some respect

english is such a rich language for insulting people that its sad that you have to fall back on schoolyard gay-baiting to make your point. wheres your fire, smythe? wheres your pride? what would all your instructors at sonoma state university think of you in your currently sadly diminished state

youre better than that smythe. i know you are. you mastered all thirteen episodes of star trek the animated series. you braved the walmart at rohnert park. you can do this.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:27

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

FMguru posted:

then you need to listen to me smythe and cut the homophobic slurs out of your poasting

take that garbage to 4chan. this is sa, the most troll-free forum on the internet. show some respect

english is such a rich language for insulting people that its sad that you have to fall back on schoolyard gay-baiting to make your point. wheres your fire, smythe? wheres your pride? what would all your instructors at sonoma state university think of you in your currently sadly diminished state

youre better than that smythe. i know you are. you mastered all thirteen episodes of star trek the animated series. you braved the walmart at rohnert park. you can do this.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:28

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Smythe posted:

i care abouit the opinion of legendary YOSPOSter FMguru ESP because he made the "im the great boat of the sun god amun-ra" post about some weird button on a cell phone which made me laugh for weeks

egyptian mythology owns

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:33

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

prefect posted:

egyptian mythology owns

truth

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:34

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

FMguru posted:

quit being such a fag

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:21

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JewKiller 3000 posted:

quit being such a fag

get out

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:22

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

Smythe posted:

i care abouit the opinion of legendary YOSPOSter FMguru ESP because he made the "im the great boat of the sun god amun-ra" post about some weird button on a cell phone which made me laugh for weeks

link plz

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:27

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Tangra posted:

link plz

its from a LONG time ago

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:27

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

Smythe posted:

its from a LONG time ago

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:33

Forums Terrorist: Dec 8, 2011

i remember that post, it was prompted by some terrible nokia phone

also i agree with fmguru, pls stop using homophobic language

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:21

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

here is a french list of Google's failed/abandoned products, I'd forgotten about a lot of these

http://www.lemonde.fr/pixels/visuel/2015/03/06/google-memorial-le-petit-musee-des-projets-google-abandonnes_4588392_4408996.html

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:21

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

big talk comin from a country whose national sport is running away lol

# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:23

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

big talk comin from a country whose national sport is running away lol

america owes everything to the french, you loyalist british scum

# ? Mar 7, 2015 01:45

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

Smythe posted:

i care abouit the opinion of legendary YOSPOSter FMguru ESP because he made the "im the great boat of the sun god amun-ra" post about some weird button on a cell phone which made me laugh for weeks

ya that was a good post

e: if ur searching i think it was near to a post talking about the cambrian explosion of cellphones or smth

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:46

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

gay~~~

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:17

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

big talk comin from a country whose national sport is running away lol

gently caress off, everyone knows the national sport of france is cooking

# ? Mar 9, 2015 07:16

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

Stringent posted:

gently caress off, everyone knows the national sport of france is not showering

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:03

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Stringent posted:

gently caress off, everyone knows the national sport of france is smoking

# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:05

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

i have a french coworker who smokes both real cigarettes and e-cigarettes

# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:06

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

fart simpson posted:

i have a french coworker who smokes both real cigarettes and e-cigarettes

that's hot.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:38

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

the smokers at work use the e cig when they work and rego ciggies when they r on break

# ? Mar 10, 2015 03:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Exploding e-cigarette: Man burned; bed set on fire

A Santa Ana man suffered burns to his face Monday after an electronic cigarette he was
smoking exploded, sending shrapnel flying throughout his room and lighting his bed
on fire, authorities said...

The man was smoking a modified e�cigarette about 1:45 a.m. inside his bedroom in the 100 block
of MacArthur Boulevard, when it started humming, Concialdi said.

As he quickly pulled the cigarette from his face, it exploded, authorities said.

Concialdi said the powerful explosion sent pieces of the battery� operated device flying with one bit
lodged in his bedroom ceiling. The bed, which was covered in clothing, burst in flames.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 05:13

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

who the hel lives in santa ana

# ? Mar 10, 2015 05:19

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Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

fart simpson posted:

i have a french coworker who smokes both real cigarettes and e-cigarettes

il fume et il vapote.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 05:37

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