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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:


-a guy whose wedding got ukerolled


i dont know what that means

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
if you ever get one of those hosed up cats that just shows up at your front door once every 20 days yowling in pain, then pisses on your kitchen floor and runs out to hide under the shrubs for 3 more weeks, please name it tripwire

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Just tell those people it's paws

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

i dont know what that means

rickroll via ukelele

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
and i dont remember you posting a bunch of photos about it in yospos so ok then, lets all move on.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

http://masterorganicchemistry.com/2010/11/11/on-cats-part-1-conformations-and-configurations/

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I'd own a catte but I have problems where I like to randomly decide that I'm going to move country, so until those days are over, I'm going catteless

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Twistys Turmoil posted:

Well why don't you

cattes are free range animals, they eat mice and lick they own buttes for free

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011

Ozz81 posted:

cattes are free range animals, they eat mice and lick they own buttes for free

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
cattes,,.. buttes.. ill be thinking about taht post for a while, and just smirking to myself in my cube

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
I have a cat

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
are you sure

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Golden-i posted:

I have a cat
gonna need photographic evidence

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
well ok I have most of one

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
1 cat - 1 leg = most of a cat

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

gonna need photographic evidence

she was asleep but that's boring so I yelled 'REFURB!' really loud right before I took this

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
refurb has a fat face

and i hope it never changes :3:

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family

Dodecalypse posted:

refurb has a fat face

and i hope it never changes :3:

actually it's getting fatter, so I hope it keeps changing till she's a full on fat face kitty

Compare to her first meow pic:


she's a healthy weight at least

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

My kitten is also getting bigger but contrary to Golden-i I want him to stay small forever because I already got some old fat cats and I think having a smaller cat would be fun too. That's my cat story, thanks

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
Refurb was spayed really young (2 months old) so she'll be a tiny cat forever. I just want her face to get all fat.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Golden-i posted:

Refurb was spayed really young (2 months old) so she'll be a tiny cat forever. I just want her face to get all fat.

this does not work. Lulu was 2 or 3 months old when spayed. she's now 16lbs.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Two months is the start of the appropriate age window.

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
If you like cattes, then you should adopt ones. Hundreds are put to death everyday in animal shelters. Why wont you save a cattes life

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
oh god oh god oh god i hope that's not now refurb works, if she gets big she'll get loud

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

a fat refurb on 3 legs is not something I want to see

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

a fat refurb on 3 legs is not something I want to see

same except the opposite of that

tokomon
Aug 23, 2007

:3: SCALE ITCH :3:

I was joking with my mom that Mercredi had gotten fat.
She seriously agreed.
My poor fat baby.

(edit: She's not really fat!)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Golden-i posted:

oh god oh god oh god i hope that's not now refurb works, if she gets big she'll get loud

Luna is about 20 pounds and she has the most babyish meow you could imagine. Refurb's sound won't change too much.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

tokomon posted:

I was joking with my mom that Mercredi had gotten fat.
She seriously agreed.
My poor fat baby.

(edit: She's not really fat!)
Mercedi looks exactly like the cat I had as a kid and is therefor awesome

gonna need an updated pic of Mercedi sleeping awkwardly in a box to confirm

El Gar
Apr 12, 2007

Hey Trophy...

when trophy goes in for her checkup tomorrow i'm gonna ask the vet if she's fat


we'll see who's laughing then

tokomon
Aug 23, 2007

:3: SCALE ITCH :3:

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Mercedi looks exactly like the cat I had as a kid and is therefor awesome

gonna need an updated pic of Mercedi sleeping awkwardly in a box to confirm


I was gone for a couple weeks to my mom's place, and forgot to take box pics yesterday. I'll try to take a couple soon. For now, well...

Merc can't make a proper loaf. She tries and typically, within a few moments, she just does this.



Caught the tail end of a nose-lick here.



Oh well. These are just from the other day.

Mesothelioma
Jan 6, 2009

Your favorite mineral related cancer!
this thread is very theraputic thank u all for posting ur cattes

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

Golden-i posted:

oh god oh god oh god i hope that's not now refurb works, if she gets big she'll get loud

yeah just like teddy (dur post teddy)

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012
oh hey cat tthread open

now i can post this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZic2ERGSq0

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This kitten was posted on my shelter's Facebook feed:


I want her.

quadpus
May 15, 2004

aaag sheets
dis girl

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

i'm trying to keep the thread from being trolled and you post that?

lol

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

graph posted:

im lollin

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

movax posted:

so many allergies

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