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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014


:worship:

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I posted the cory booker poem unsourced on my facebook and now i feel bad cuz people are heart reacting lmao
https://twitter.com/lucia_fasano/status/1244690743928578051?s=20

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015



this loving owns.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

The Kingfish posted:

this loving owns.

DEBT

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

:hmbol:

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I posted the cory booker poem unsourced on my facebook and now i feel bad cuz people are heart reacting lmao
https://twitter.com/lucia_fasano/status/1244690743928578051?s=20

Pretty brave of him to post his middle school poetry for the world to see

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1240305954098417664

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



INCISIVE

COMMENTARY

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
oh come on the CIA let this loving rear end in a top hat in the loop?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hou5VcvJ1J4

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/RitaJKing/status/1244782872076128256
So inspiring..... thanks New York....I guess? :stonklol:

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
https://twitter.com/iucipur/status/1244806488264257537?s=19

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/greenhousenyt/status/1244584728034005000
:yeshaha:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene


https://twitter.com/zscasey/status/1244842346321252353?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cuomo does an incredibly hard hitting interview of Cuomo

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1244798360349007872/pu/vid/1280x720/5-1YPr7FqUcpwvLu.mp4

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

i thought it was nic cage for a second on the left

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Reposting from AusPol:


McDonald's chose not to tell all staff at Sydney store about employee's positive coronavirus test

quote:

An employee at a McDonald's in western Sydney has tested positive for coronavirus but only 20 of the 100 staff at the restaurant were notified.

But NSW Health gave the all-clear for the store to stay open as hygiene standards were being met and all 20 close contacts of the infected person were quarantined, McDonald's told the ABC.

The ABC understands the company felt it was only necessary to contact those who had to start self-isolating.

But an employee said it was a "horrible" feeling to only find out via conversations with other staff while at work.

"I left the shift shaking, I was so scared," they said.

"There's a lot of workers who are really, really angry at [McDonald's] for not telling us."

The team member said a lot of staff members had called in sick for their upcoming shifts as they were too scared to go in.

James Rickards, director of corporate relations for McDonald's, said...the affected individual was working with the same people for the last fortnight which left little doubt as to which other staff members could have had direct contact.

However the employee who spoke to the ABC disputed this, claiming staff alternate shifts each week.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I posted the cory booker poem unsourced on my facebook and now i feel bad cuz people are heart reacting lmao
https://twitter.com/lucia_fasano/status/1244690743928578051?s=20

Good god that is one of the cringiest things I have ever seen

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

USPS sent an email to me today telling me how to inform people at my station about anyone coming down with Corona:

First I'm supposed to call my boss.
Second I'm supposed to call all three union reps in the station
When the union and management decide how best to inform everyone, we tell the rest of the station

Imagine risking someone's life for burgers? I consider what we do an order of magnitude more important and there's no way in hell I'm going to risk someone's life for the mail.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/starsandcatssss/status/1244179702882787329?s=20

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



whoa

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I feel seen

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/hadiya_afzal/status/1244701154426175488?s=20

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

is this colonial loss

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Wheeee posted:

cuomo looks like a side character mob boss in a Scorcese film

holy poo poo he really does

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



trigger warning this poo poo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Assen I sip ia

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

At least the mitten and the UP are separate states like they clearly should be.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1244965404008747008/photo/2

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

One death is a tragedy. One hundred thousand deaths is a very good job.

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer

I support the Ill-rear end-Poly tri-state area.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

pillsburysoldier posted:

One death is a tragedy. One hundred thousand deaths is a very good job.

You know how we went from “fifteen cases, and soon it will be zero” to “a hundred thousand is a job well done”?

Apply that ratio of goalpost movement once again and get

666 666 666

(point six repeating, naturally)

Spooky!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

asspenisia

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/1245029496002093056?s=19

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

i ALREADY HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS ALL THE TIME - IT'S CALLED IDEOLOGY

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



steinrokkan posted:

i ALREADY HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS ALL THE TIME - IT'S CALLED IDEOLOGY

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Wheeee has issued a correction as of 00:04 on Apr 1, 2020

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