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Draconi Ann posted:When denied orgasm the male becomes very attached to the female. You can still get hard in the cage, depending on the kind some people can even orgasm through it. If you can get hard your cage doesn't fit right. That's the word on the street anyway.
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alpaca diseases posted:Hate to break it to you murderboner goon but it's actually incredibly likely the staff actually would remember your awkward weirdo rear end trying to inconspicuously follow a murder victim out of the bar Oh that guy? Yeah, I remember him. He wanted me to make an old-fashioned with scotch but I talked him down. Kept trying to tell me about bitcoins and epebe-something.
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loquacius posted:Someone didn't like the thread's conversation about his fesh Hey there sailor.
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# ? May 20, 2017 04:52 |
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Melvin posted:People get away with bar fights all the time. Now picture that instead of calling someone out, you just follow them out and stab them in an alley instead of just kicking their rear end. People "get away" with barfights because the cops don't give the slightest poo poo about two drunks punching each other in some lovely dive bar. But if you stab someone, yeah, you're going away. I agree with loquations, you're a 350lb neckbeard who would pee himself if someone made a fist in your direction.
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# ? May 20, 2017 05:37 |
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alpaca diseases posted:Hate to break it to you murderboner goon but it's actually incredibly likely the staff actually would remember your awkward weirdo rear end trying to inconspicuously follow a murder victim out of the bar Not to mention there are security cameras almost everywhere these days in public places, especially bars. Murderboner goon is likely just another edgy, lonely neckbeard who typed his confession with one hand.
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# ? May 20, 2017 08:22 |
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Anton Chigurh posted:Not to mention there are security cameras almost everywhere these days in public places, especially bars. Apropos of basically nothing I watched the teevee news this evening before Colbert and the way the security cam footage looked was shameful. We're getting beaten in the Five Eyes dept. by Australia and New Zealand at this point. It's natural that England gets clearer footage of chavs but wtf America?
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# ? May 20, 2017 08:33 |
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syscall girl posted:Apropos of basically nothing I watched the teevee news this evening before Colbert and the way the security cam footage looked was shameful. I've noticed the same about England, there are a huge number of cameras there and they seem to provide high quality footage. You're right, a lot of stuff from American security cams is worse, but it seems to be better in places where people gather and trouble is more likely. My guess is the owners of those establishments realize it's to their best advantage to have high quality equipment that provides a good picture. Owners of parking lots? Eh, not so much. Even smartphone cameras have been able to shoot in HD for a few years now, and high quality security systems with HD cameras can be had for a couple hundred bucks.
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# ? May 20, 2017 08:49 |
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so was that confession about Trump's potential impeachment due to russian ties legit? I'm reading lots of news about it here in Europe and I was wondering if it was sent before any word about it had got out in the US.
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# ? May 20, 2017 16:32 |
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necroid posted:so was that confession about Trump's potential impeachment due to russian ties legit? I'm reading lots of news about it here in Europe and I was wondering if it was sent before any word about it had got out in the US. Even if he does get impeached you can safely assume that confession was fake. It didn't take a genius to predict that he'd get impeached...countless people have been doing it since well before he even got elected.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Even if he does get impeached you can safely assume that confession was fake. It didn't take a genius to predict that he'd get impeached...countless people have been doing it since well before he even got elected. vegas has given negative odds on him finishing his term, and they have better quants than wall street since they are actually punished by the market when they're wrong
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# ? May 20, 2017 16:41 |
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AvP writer guy posted:But I think we did a lot of good work so I want to share some stuff. Mmm, yes this was all really good. I'm amazed it never got made. Really good. Great, in fact. Just super. You should be very proud.
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maskenfreiheit posted:vegas has given negative odds on him finishing his term, and they have better quants than wall street since they are actually punished by the market when they're wrong he did famously lose a casino so if these trends continue
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it's hard to lose money on a casino, esp if daddy gave you the startup cash
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# ? May 20, 2017 20:35 |
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So, my buddy stabbed a dude to death in a Chicago alley during a fight. He got arrested with in a couple hours and they even found the knife he cleaned off in the gutter and threw on top of a random garage. They found him by someone calling that there was a fight in the alley, that person gave a description of the scooter he jumped on to get away, and that was enough for them to go on to find and arrest him. Cops aren't loving stupid and you're not the first person that's gonna try your "perfect crime." I doubt you've ever had to hurt anyone in your life and you'll be shocked by how hard someone will fight back at you if they think their life is in danger. I can tell just by how you write that you're not cut out for violence. You wish you were, but you're not.
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quote:I have a problem with gossiping. Nothing gives me an adrenaline rush like when I get someone to trust me and get them to spill all the juicy details on something, with the promise that I don't tell a soul. As soon as I find out, I tell everyone I think will find it interesting. When I get confronted I just deny it and blame their other close friends and turn them against each other. It's not a sexual thing but the only way I can describe it is being turned on by the drama. I love seeing friendships go up in flames, especially if it benefits me. I think maybe turning people against each other is probably less successful at removing you from suspicion than you'd think quote:I only date women who are really dumb. Not originally by design, in high school I dated a few girls. I found that I argued less with the dumb ones. They just kind of agreed with me since they didn't really have their own opinions on things.
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# ? May 20, 2017 21:40 |
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Maybe she just doesn't like talking/arguing with you, super smart goon who likes to talk about "science" and "math"
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# ? May 20, 2017 21:42 |
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Arguing about differential equations is my fetish hmu goon
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loquacius posted:I think maybe turning people against each other is probably less successful at removing you from suspicion than you'd think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjfhOdZWaM
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quote:I've been in a 3 year relationship with a really nice and sweet but completely idiotic girl. She doesn't understand basic math and science stuff. She asked me the other day how gravity worked, she can't make change or figure out tips. She doesn't understand politics and keeps asking me every night to explain what's going on with Trump. Aatrek spotted
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loquacius posted:The cable/bandwidth industry is super evil and ripping them off is actually as heroic of a public service as helping a battered woman escape her husband Guys I need a link to the start of the Carl saga
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loquacius posted:gross There ya go.
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# ? May 20, 2017 23:20 |
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Glorious, I want to get that entire email tattooed on my arm
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Glorious, I want to get that entire email tattooed
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# ? May 21, 2017 00:02 |
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How would one go about getting a tattoo inside their anus?
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Carefully
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Step 1:
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# ? May 21, 2017 01:05 |
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Fartbox posted:A white society is a safe society! From a couple of pages back, but eastern europe is usually safer than western.
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# ? May 21, 2017 11:57 |
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celtic more like chilltic
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# ? May 21, 2017 12:11 |
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Regardless of how much neighbors and family kill each other in Russia over drunken disputes, it doesn't translate to crime a random person could be involved in. You are safer from mugging, pickpocketing, burglary and random street crime in Zagreb, Prague or St Peterburg than Dublin, Paris or Milan.
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quote:Back in high school I was a really lonely loser and, looking back, it was almost entirely my fault. This is a confession about the time I broke into a girl's house, ended up going to juvie, and finally got my head on straight. yeah I read sentence 1 and was like "me too lol" but I never broke into any houses quote:To continue with the sub / cuck theme: earlier in the week I randomly hosed some guy's wife while he filmed it. I dunno if this is STRICTLY applicable to what that other fesh was talking about since it has the theoretical end goal of him watching the video alone and jerking off or watching it with his wife and they gently caress, which would probably be allowed since he seemed to be the one setting the terms. But still 100% a good and feshworthy story.
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# ? May 21, 2017 13:07 |
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So what make you think the guy won't put list the video or try to blackmail you with it? Are you cool with starring in random porn people who know you might see?
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Doctor Malaver posted:Regardless of how much neighbors and family kill each other in Russia over drunken disputes, it doesn't translate to crime a random person could be involved in. You are safer from mugging, pickpocketing, burglary and random street crime in Zagreb, Prague or St Peterburg than Dublin, Paris or Milan. Lol uhhhh people murdering their family doesn't count DUH
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Doctor Malaver posted:Regardless of how much neighbors and family kill each other in Russia over drunken disputes, You're an idiot
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# ? May 21, 2017 17:16 |
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You forgot to bring her a printer, breaking-and-entering goon. Rookie mistake.
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# ? May 21, 2017 17:36 |
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Police Automaton posted:You forgot to bring her a printer, breaking-and-entering goon. Rookie mistake. Breaking and E/Ntering
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SciFiDownBeat posted:You're an idiot That's possible but completely unrelated to what I've been posting
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quote:I am in love (not LUST, definite LOVE) with a celebrity. It's probably not wise to become a stalker of a celebrity who could beat you up quote:I have a pretty radical political belief on how to fix things. I have posted this in several other subforums and am constantly called a racist or troll, but I think it would fix things. Neither human "attributes" nor genetics works like this, but this is another of those too-on-the-nose fakes anyway e: I found a picture of this anon
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Mr. Brotch posted:We should have a test set up after high school, when you've fully developed as a person. It would rank you in all the important attributes. I'm thinking Intelligence, Appearance, Strength, Speed, Endurance, and Charisma. But obviously we would ask the scientists to really think about this. Ah, Butch. Can I admit that I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time? Allow me to savor the moment. Gynovore fucked around with this message at 00:47 on May 22, 2017 |
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That confession is literally the plot of the movie and YA book series Divergent but more pretentious
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