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Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Pornographic Memory posted:

george w bush, a president famed for his competent response to natural disasters,

relative to this conniving bullshit, yes

# ? Apr 6, 2020 01:57

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:36

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nakkiahlui/status/1246960337644957697

Twitter are still Nazi's

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:01

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Pornographic Memory posted:

george w bush, a president famed for his competent response to natural disasters,

George w bush killed more americans and people from asiatic nations than Corona virus

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:10

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1246772308292837377

mom is clearly choosing the outfits here

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:23

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

trump would dress his kid up in a blue blazer and khakis

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:23

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Smirking_Serpent posted:

gonna kill meself

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:30

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1246772308292837377

https://twitter.com/SemanticEngine1/status/1246825272416047104?s=20

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:41

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:54

Poor Outlook: Jan 20, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Punkin Spunkin posted:

https://twitter.com/SemanticEngine1/status/1246825272416047104?s=20

https://youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE

the onion had some very funny bits of a similar vein

# ? Apr 6, 2020 03:10

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

aww rush and Kathy got married

# ? Apr 6, 2020 03:26

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

BONGHITZ posted:

aww rush and Kathy got married

no he adopted her

# ? Apr 6, 2020 03:28

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Algund Eenboom posted:

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:18

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

Punkin Spunkin posted:

https://twitter.com/SemanticEngine1/status/1246825272416047104?s=20

this is a rip off (homage?) to a fyad post about obama iirc

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:23

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Algund Eenboom posted:

thanks i hate it

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:25

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

The faces on the kids and the horse could be avatar material

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Algund Eenboom posted:

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:35

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

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drat joe exotic�s getting conjugal visits now?

a fatguy baldspot posted:

this is a rip off (homage?) to a fyad post about obama iirc

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12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.

Check for yourself if you don�t believe me. Where have they gone to?

There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I�m uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he�d be just as gone as them. There�s no cause for alarm.

Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It�s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don�t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer�s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world.

Aeroplanes don�t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven�t changed, but the atmosphere..

One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven.

Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It�s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We�ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire.

I�m starting to wish the Muslims were back.

We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they�re mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. �Look at how they wield their guns,� writes a man. �I always said he�d take our guns away.� They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife!

It�s long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can�t bring myself to blame him for it. He�s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb�

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:42

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

KoRMaK posted:

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Dogs and domestic cats have been reported with the disease for several months now.

Corona is a 'gently caress humans and everyone near them" disease'.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

abigail is volcel now